• You know who else is like Breitbart? Anybody else who releases information who we want to discredit. I had a cousin post a YouTube video of me at a party and obviously drunk. I'd rather he had not posted it. He is exactly like Breitbart. Exactly.
  • RIP BBC Comedy, 1950-2003 (or whatever year it was BBC3 started).
  • I literally just saw a BBC interview with him...seriously like 10 minutes ago, and he gave a quote that made me call my son away from his computer game, sit him down, explain who the man was and what he did and how he did it, then I told him the quote. "Courage is not the absence of fear, courage is the understanding of fear." Godspeed Julian.
  • Every dog I've known has a clear understanding of who is alpha. As a theory, maybe Milan takes it a bit far, but when I've seen my dog behave in ways that are dominance-seeking, I am aware. I've kinda wanted to bring my dog to interviews for managers. The dog can pick the person most likely to be able to supervise.
  • In general I don't think modern "good parents" hit their kids as a form of "showing who's boss". They also don't put their kids on a treadmill until they're exhausted or constantly expose them to scary stimulus. They DO demonstrate that they are the provider of Food and Safety. Does Milan advocate hitting and scaring dogs? I've only seen his show once or twice, but I don't remember him doing anything like that. If he does, then I definitely don't agree with what he's doing, but I'm surprised that I haven't heard more outrage. As for putting dogs on a treadmill, plenty of parents use exercise as a means to exhaust their children. Generally, exercise is considered good for them. If Milan is exercising the dogs to where they're in physical distress, that's not right. I want to point out that I'm not very familiar with Milan's techniques, so I'm not defending them. I just think it's interesting that we shy away from calling the authority parents seek over their children "dominance." I also wouldn't like to call it that, but when I think about the definition of "dominance" I can't come up with a good reason why, except that it has unpleasant connotations for someone, like me, who has a gut-level distaste for enforced hierarchies. (In fact, I think dogs are quite creepy, and prefer cats. Don't hit me, dog people. They're very sweet. But for some reason, dogs' incredible desire to please me makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. I'd rather pet other people's.)
  • If you're using OS X, the Speech function really brings these to life If only Microsoft Songsmith ran on OS X. It would be a pipeline of horribleness.
  • This is a beautiful story about a beautiful person. Thank you!
  • 102 Alternatives to the Default Facebook Profile Picture.
  • And when I say that the US had a hand in it, I don't mean in some nefarious way, although doubtless that's the way it comes off. I think it has more to do with some complicated calculus the government came up with to serve the greater good. Which of course doesn't serve the greater good and more often than not achieves the opposite end.
  • MrMooPie, it looks like a barrage balloon to me
  • He'd be a great panelist on Match Game 2015.
  • How to properly be alone probably doesn't involve posting videos of yourself to the internet.
  • what's the flickr group? i could look at stuff like this all day, to the dismay of my boss.
  • Double post, it's the most - Wkileaks explodes security theater. Yes, there is some shit you should not make public, ethically and strategically. The issue is, the US Gov't has been over-classifying everything for petty political ends, and have been doing so since the 50's. It's ugly and bad news and needs to stop. The only shit that needs to be top-secret are actual top-secrets - network security documents, future strategic movements, etc. etc. etc. Now, the US must de-classify everything not a real secret, or someone like Assanage will blow a great big whistle. Damage control is always easier now than later. This is a lesson the gov't must learn. Hell, it's a lesson data assurance pros must learn. The only way to keep a mole from shredding your security is to beat him or her to the punch, and have management disclose unflattering or damaging information early and honestly. That way, you can keep the stuff that actually needs to be kept secret, secret.
  • This is among the most amazing things I've ever seen.
  • At cocktail parties, I try to blend in to the crowd by deploying persiflage.
  • I don't think a comparison between Breitbart and Assange is beyond the pale; it is all too depressingly within the pale, as it keeps getting made, over and over and over and over and over and over again. Hence the motherfucking. It's obviously squarely within the frame of today's Overton window, but I'm bored; I expected better. —What I do think: it's an appallingly ignorant comparison, a comparison almost deliberately ignorant, of the play of power relationships in either case. —To put it almost uselessly crudely: Breitbart serves the powers that be. Assange doesn't. That alone is difference enough to make the equivalence brassily false. This ignorance is of a terribly privileged sort; the sort that can afford not to worry for now about the matters in play. An almost uselessly crude analogy: Karl Rove uses PowerPoint, and sometimes overstates his case; Al Gore uses PowerPoint, and sometimes overstates his case. As Karl Rove is clearly a mere political partisan, I therefore do not have to worry about all this global warming foofooraw. QED. I mean, I could just say that Breitbart is a lying sack of shit, what the hell, but we'd be shading into ad hominem there, I think. Wouldn't we? So I won't. New Yorker profiles? Seriously?
  • You know what bothers me about this story? That the insurance file is encrypted with AES256. Insurance only works if the people you are worried about know what you'll make public if they take you out. So either the government knows what is in the insurance file because they already know who leaked it and where it came from, or the long-dispelled rumors of an NSA backdoor in AES256 are in fact true, and Assange knows that the feds can see inside the file.
  • vanar sena: Transparency is key to proper functioning of any democracy. People deserve to know what the hell is going on in their name and with their money and lives. If the entrenched media is not capable or willing to do that, somebody else has to. I can't favorite this hard enough.
  • Man, ever since "Touch of Grey", deadheads have just gotten dumber and dumber.
  • Veteran trainers such as Jean Donaldson, Patricia McConnell and lots of other also question the "dominate your dog" school of thought and practice. Positive reward-based, classical conditioning training works, and it works without freaking out the dog. My dogs love me and appreciate affection, but I don't expect them to work just because I'm "in charge" and ask. I don't work because my boss asks me to. I work because someone pays me. There's plenty that these folks agree on, though: dogs need breed-appropriate amounts and types of exercise, and they need us to help them learn how to live successfully within human culture since that's where most of them exist. Dogs are not little furry people, and much of what humans do to "pamper" their dogs is unhealthy and makes them miserable rather than happy. I think the most unfortunate BS that's spread by some "be the leader" trainers is that all dogs with problems are fixable, even the most outrageously screwed-up ones, and moreover, they're fixable in 20 minutes if you just "project the right energy." And if your dog isn't fixable, well, it's because you are a total failure and aren't trying hard enough, etc. etc. Jesus, when Scientologists and chiropractors spout crap about "energy," they get called on it. Why not dog trainers?
  • I love how there's an "I don't get it" button built right in!
  • Hmm... I hear you, klang, on the mic level vs. distance from the mic, that's a little iffy, but I'm not agreeing on any other point. You really think someone went to the trouble of locking new audio to this thing? Note the siren (whoop whoop) as the red emergency truck passes... also, not sure why you think the audience sound is canned. I'd say if anything it's more likely that the backing track he's playing to already contained the flute/garden hose part, and he might therefore be um, hose-synching...
  • And here I thought I was so original with mine (which is also on my mefi profile page).
  • I, for one, consider Cesar Milan to be more of an expert in human psychology than dog psychology. Stilwell, too. Anyone else disappointed that when they brought Stilwell to the USA, they toned down her outfits? Less severe ponytail, less black leather, less dominatrix.
  • How would you write Kimiko as a character? I wouldn't. Or at least, I wouldn't write Hob. I'd stick to my fantastic single pagers where Kimiko's character can be examined more elliptically based on whatever idea I was exploring. In Hob she became a boring and cardboard mouthpiece for Diaz's frankly incoherent vision of...whatever the fuck Hob was supposed to be about. Transhumanism or something? That said, I'm enjoying Dark Science so far.
  • When I was young we didn't overthink being alone. We were just alone. Now it's a thing, just like everything's a thing. That's the problem with everything, it is comprised of worrisome, individual things. Doesn't matter if you ignore them, they just stick around thinging up the place.
  • Metafilter installs 26(!) Tracking files, Matt, you evil bastard!
  • Oh, come on. Everyone always knew that Batman was the least realistic superhero. And that has nothing to do with his superpowers, as the blog indicates, but because he spends his money stupidly. For the price of one batmobile you could run a dozen highly effective anti-crime programs.
  • The Soyer stove, seen in the opening sequences of the film Zulu, was still in use by the British Army 130 years later. Several of them went down with the Atlantic Conveyor.
  • Think_Long > This is basically what I spend my free time doing when I want to annoy my girlfriend. ....Honey? Is that you? (My boyfriend does joke-puns in all languages he knows and a few he doesn't speak yet. It's a miracle he's still alive.)
  • Day Off made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
  • because it was putting people in danger. Because civilians being carpet-bombed or raped aren't really people, since they don't come from THE LAND OF THE FREE!
  • eHow: How to Counter Arguments to Use Cesar Millan's Approach Disappointing. Those are great points and all but they should've concentrated on the presentation: - You first enter into the conversation about dogs and gauge what kind of training they do or believe in. - Regardless of what type of training they claim is good, you excitedly exclaim "Wow, really?! You're into dog-training? Let me shake your hand sir/maam, not many people know how much responsibility it is to properly take care of an animal!" You firmly enclose their hand and forearm with both of your hands. - If they say they like Cesar Milan's training, you then say "Hey, you know I'm really starved! I know this awesome burger joint down the way. They got the best milk shakes and fries that you've ever tasted. And they got like fifty different burgers that use all organic beef. Come on, I'm buying!" - With the proper counter arguments already memorized take them to said burger joint, one with high backed booths would be preferably or at least have them facing you with your back to the wall and no window within their direct line of gaze. - Encourage them to oder fries and make sure the burger and or shake is a different variety. - Enter into conversation about dog training preferably soon after you have started to eat. - Your points should be highlighted with smiles and wide-eyed excitement. Preferably while they are eating - Their points should be met with a non-focused and distant gaze. Do not look into eyes but slightly above their eyebrows in the middle of their forehead. - If they continue to make points, screw up your mouth a little and interject some "Hrrrmmm"s as if you may have some disaproval or you may be thinking about it. - If they manage to continue I suggest a couple of other techniques: *Say "Wow, I'm really famished and totally digging those fries!" Start grabbing their fries and shove them into your mouth as long as they continue talking about Milan's techniques *Start tapping out a simple beat. We Will Rock You by Queen is a great one, and then ask "Quick, what is it, what is it!? Come on! Keep it going with the claps. Keep it going with the claps!" Then start singing the song. Or hum if you don't know it. *Say "Hold on real quick, before I forget, check this out!" Hold up your hand for a high-five, tell them to "Hit it!" and than move into teaching them some esoteric handshake dance. Youtube some clips if you need a good idea of how to do this. *Say "Woah! Check out that car/dude(s)/chick(s)/ass over there! That/them/he/she/it is pretty cool/cute/good/etc." **These are all followed by an "Annnyyway, so Milan really doesn't know what he's talking about because..." - Finally end the conversation on a high note. Open the door for them, and as they walk out you follow and proceed to jovially talk to them as you put your open hand on their upper back between their shoulder blades. Slide it up and over their shoulder in a friendly way while telling them a joke. Perhaps in the parking lot you review the handshake you taught them, and add a hug at the end. Make sure you make it clear you really enjoyed the conversation and say "It really gives you something to think about, right?" >>Please note you'll need to properly gauge their current attitude to allow good physical interaction. A hand on the shoulder might not be so well received by some.
  • This one was kinda funny:
    Q: What is the difference between a hot letter and an arctic undercover agent? A: One is a spicy "I," the other is an icy spy.
  • Insurance, to be decoded if I am killed or disappear under mysterious circumstances: Fbzrgvzrf fuerqqrq purqqne pbfgf gur fnzr nf erthyne aba-fuerqqrq purqqne, ohg V qba'g ohl vg rira vs V jnag fuerqqrq purqqne orpnhfr V qba'g jnag gur purpxre naq gur crbcyr va yvar gb guvax V'z fbzr fbeg bs grezvanyyl ynml nffubyr jub pna'g or obgurerq gb fuerq uvf qbja qnza purqqne. Gunaxf sbe yrggvat zr trg gung bss zl purfg.
  • I don't know about other browsers, but a combination of Greasemonkey, the Autocomplete On script and Firefox's excellent password management means that I can set Firefox to delete all cookies on exit without anything but the most minor inconvenience.
  • Maybe it can solve the Raven/Writing desk mystery! C'mon Scoob!
  • Stress is not a disease. I'm asking sincerely: what do you mean by this? The article mentions that chronic stress affects brain function in a way that has similar characteristics to those observed in neurodegenerative diseases, that high stress levels increase the incidence of cardiovascular disease, and even that the effects of stress can be transmitted from a mother to a child. What distinction are you making here?
  • Can we seriously declare a motherfucking moratorium on the Assange/Breitbart equivalency? I'm very interested to hear why you think the comparison is beyond the pale, but please read these two motherfucking New Yorker profiles first: Assange vs. Breitbart
  • I knew who this was about without even clicking the links. OMG I AM CIA
  • Ah, the power of the Internet to fulfill almost any passing whimsy. Usually late at night. After a drink. I can think of a few items I've imported that would puzzle most people. And a number of these items look tempting.
  • I just tried to demonstrate the robot for my mother and got: What do you call a cross between an inoculation and a misery ? A vaccination camp. I didn't want to tell Joking Computer that a concentration camp is not a kind of misery, but I wasn't sure how else to communicate that jokes about concentration camps are generally not appropriate.
  • In Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," the AI Mike is obsessed with jokes and learning how to be funny. I remember his attempts being pretty similar to these.
  • Has anyone discovered a fair analysis of the judge's decision? From what I could gather the injunction was based on inferred intent based on wording changes between different versions of the bill, and a claim that the decision would swamp the resources of the Federal Government (who must have not spent any money developing infrastructure to process information of foreign nationals in the last nine years). Reasons aside, as the judge is supposed to uphold the law, not make policy, I am wondering how strong this case is should it come up for appeal.
  • what do you call a cross between a rooster and a sport ? a cock climbing . Let me know if anyone wants an explanation.
  • financial systems are volatile and have annoying complex dependencies on the past The real question is how much if any dependence on the past your economic measurement has.
  • I wrote about this on our company's blog the other day. I think the title says it all ("Andrew Wylie, I love you"), and in that post, I refer back to something else I wrote recently that more or less lays out why authors like me might be a little tiny bit angry with RH et al these days. "Culture of lunches," my ass. I can barely afford lunch and yet RH is still making money off my books. Is it any wonder that after 12 books with the slavery sharecropper usual system I went off and started my own company? It's time someone with a much higher profile did something like this, and I'm glad it was someone high profile like Wylie. As for Macmillan's response -- "And what of Barnes & Noble, Borders, Books-A-Million, and others? As they promote the frontlist books for which Andrew is the agent, they are not going to be able to sell his publishing backlist in digital form . . . while their competitor can?" Hmmmm, lemme think about that one for a second. Ok, here goes. FUCK BARNES & NOBLE, and this is why: there wasn't any information available on how to publish to the Nook, and so, on the recommendation of some other book business people, we sent a copy of our most recent release with a letter asking about getting its ebook edition into the Nook store. They were already stocking the print copy, and people were buying .epub format books for their own Nooks directly from us -- why not? No skin off their teeth, eh? Well, what we got back was the most ridiculous form letter you've ever read with absolutely nothing relevant to what we'd asked. It was the form letter you'd send Aunt Edna when she wants to put her self-published Things To Cook With Spam And Lard cookbook on the shelves at physical B&N stores nationwide. It was absurd, it was insulting, and it was stupid business on their part. I'll happily keep taking 100% of the revenue from the Nook sellers who buy from me. Contrast with publishing the Kindle edition: click, upload, click, ok, click again, load a photo, click and 24 hrs later, there it was. It only took that long because we missed an email asking us to confirm a rights issue. From an independent publisher's perspective, if Amazon is going to make it easy for us to make money with them, then we're going to support them. If B&N is going to make it like pulling teeth, and insult us in the process, they can get stuffed. Apple's iBookstore process was equally simple and professional, so we'll be doing business with them, too.
  • Try the one with Louis Theroux for starters. Try the one with Ed O'Brien of Radiohead for starters!
  • This one is also almost funny: what kind of a skirt is incorrect ? a sa - wrong .<>
  • How many of you accusing Arizona of "racism" have ever actually been there? Here's the thing: if Arizonan taxpayers don't want to directly feed, educate, and house substantial portions of the Mexican underclass - and 80% of Arizonans decided they didn't - they shouldn't have to. Well, I just moved out of Arizona after living there for two years and found casual, socially accepted racism against Latinos to be shockingly common. I agree that the state has real problems with illegal immigration to address, but the demagoguery and strong-man posturing around the issue is pretty repulsive, and as mentioned above takes what has been shown to be the least effective and most socially damaging approach to enforcement. Employer audits work, and the Obama administration has actually been pursuing them quite a bit. When I hear people say 'the federal government isn't doing anything,' I know that what they want to see is big round-ups and deportations by police, perp-walk style--Arizonans do seem to love their big, strong lawmen--not what is actually effective. What is more effective is enforcement through employers and that's mostly bureaucratic and not very exciting and hasn't yet satisfied what seemed to me to be a thirst for some kind of payback to "them".
  • Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
  • I am a member of Santa Clara County Library. Some initial observations: 1. Browsing for music in Freegal is a frustrating experience: it's basically an alphabetical list of artists in each genre, paginated with about 60 or so per page. If you know exactly what you're looking for, not so bad. If you're trying to discover new music: a disaster. 2. Finding what you are looking for is hit-and-miss: if it's a Sony artist, it's there, otherwise not. But I don't know off the top of my head what artists are on Sony labels and what aren't. 3. Although their search box is decent: it auto-suggests as you type, so if you want to do a quick check for "is this artist in Freegal", starting to search for it and seeing if it gets auto-suggested is quick and easy. 4. Santa Clara have limited it to 3 downloads per user per week... 5. ...and this week's download budget has already filled, so you get put into next week's "wishlist" which really means "come back and try again next week":
    In the event that your library exceeds its download budget for the week, you will see "add to wishlist" in place of the "download now" command. Adding your music to the wishlist will place you in a "first come, first serve" line to get more music when it becomes available, which is at 12:01 am each Monday. At that point your music is on hold for you for 24 hours (so no need to set your alarm clock) for you to proactively download. You should visit the Wishlist area on the top part of the home page to see the music that you requested, and if it is available. If you do not see the "download now" command in the Wish List area, it means so many people were waiting in line that you need to check back on a subsequent Monday.
  • There was a similar set of photos of Leningrad/St. Petersburg at the time of the Siege and now at EnglishRussia.com http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/01/26/2235/
  • Try our new Caeser Milan. New, from Wishbone.
  • And that's why writers need editors, HP. I certainly can't count myself as any sort of prose-mechanic, but I know I needs 'em too.
  • Considering what we know about the thought processes of the U.S. Military and Intelligence Community, I doubt it'll be much Insurance. Maybe a better label would be Post-Mortem Payback.
  • Catseye: I think the point was more that masters who treat their slaves well prevent the slaves from working to fix the problem.
  • That was beautiful, and I really really needed that right now. <3
  • The counterfeit Disney nesting dolls seems an odd one to confiscate. What if the person actually bought it knowing full well it was counterfeit? Does Disney even make such a thing? I notice that on Amazon you can buy Disney nesting dolls that are shipped from Russia. Will those be seized at the border? It seems this guy got his order just fine.
  • I would respect Assange if he put together a trusted, international steering committee to review these secret documents before he leaks them. Lets say he did, and they decided not release a certain set of documents. Wouldn't the source just move on to a slightly less convenient, but in all likelihood equally effective distribution channel (torrents, email to a few dozen politically sympathetic groups, rapidshare)? They make things convenient for a source, but getting information out there without them isn't that much harder. If Wikileaks started acting like a traditional news outfit and vetting sources there would be no reason to prefer them to one. An equivalent group would spring up to fill the void.
  • I just wanted to second the Monks of Skete as a great resource... when, at about the Husky's 6 month birthday I had pretty much decided it was a losing battle, someone pointed me to the Monks.... now Husky is the sweetest, smartest, most beautiful pup in the world...
  • Daddy, why do I have twelve fingers?
  • I briefly thought the "punk" one was Tintin.
  • My problem isn't with the term "dominance", my problem is the equation of Parental Behavior with Alpha Dog Behavior, and the equation of Parents with Dominants and Children with Submissives. Then you will like this (short) article.
  • Vers de Société by Philip Larkin [1974] My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps To come and waste their time and ours: perhaps You'd care to join us? In a pig's arse, friend. Day comes to an end. The gas fire breathes, the trees are darkly swayed. And so Dear Warlock-Williams: I'm afraid - Funny how hard it is to be alone. I could spend half my evenings, if I wanted, Holding a glass of washing sherry, canted Over to catch the drivel of some bitch Who's read nothing but Which; Just think of all the spare time that has flown Straight into nothingness by being filled With forks and faces, rather than repaid Under a lamp, hearing the noise of wind, And looking out to see the moon thinned To an air-sharpened blade. A life, and yet how sternly it's instilled All solitude is selfish. No one now Believes the hermit with his gown and dish Talking to God (who's gone too); the big wish Is to have people nice to you, which means Doing it back somehow. Virtue is social. Are, then, these routines Playing at goodness, like going to church? Something that bores us, something we don't do well (Asking that ass about his fool research) But try to feel, because, however crudely, It shows us what should be? Too subtle, that. Too decent, too. Oh hell, Only the young can be alone freely. The time is shorter now for company, And sitting by a lamp more often brings Not peace, but other things. Beyond the light stand failure and remorse Whispering Dear Warlock-Williams: Why, of course -
  • what kind of a summit is a choice ? a mountain - pick . WTF? Though I guess I have to commend them for the "so bad it's funny" rating option.
  • what kind of a bison is depressed ? a buffa - low . Hey, that's almost funny.
  • I figured out in college 35 years ago that "communism is totalitarianism with an attempted human face". Christ, how do people get out of middle school without learning the difference between communism and Leninism-Stalinism?
  • SPEAK UP!
  • WikiLeaks founder vows more leaks -- "New whistleblowers said to provide 'significant' documents on BP spill, military abuses."
  • Stephenson unlike Gibson appears to have used a computer at some point in his life.
  • Has nobody mentioned Ian Dunbar yet? Dude is the cornerstone of the current positive-training (!Milan) approach, as far as I can tell. And Dunbar actually tells you useful shit, like "sit" and "stay", whereas Caesar is good at teaching "stop being afraid of shiny floors" and problem issues like that. They both have their use.
  • Loneliness, like sleep, can wait until I'm dead.
  • eponysterical
  • I'm not a Millan apologist, but I do think there is something to the idea that a dog can sense your nervousness and that it can then make the dog become more nervous. You're absolutely right, and I didn't mean to suggest otherwise. Dogs are obviously extremely sensitive to human moods, body language, smell/chemicals, etc. Learning to radiate calmness is a great help in working and living with dogs, but they still need to be taught the specific behaviors we desire. I have a mildly reactive spooky dog (thanks to zero socialization until I got her at 8-9 weeks, six months of carsickness after that, plus a reserved nature), and being very relaxed and centered when she gets aroused is essential, but she also needs to practice focusing on me instead of the thing that's exciting her, learning bit by bit to be comfortable in the presence of things that intimidate her, learning that settled "brave" behavior earns her the things she wants and spooky behavior gets no reinforcement at all. She has made great strides in 3 years, but it'll be a lifelong process, and she'll never be Ms. Outgoing Party Girl. In any case, my just standing there projecting the right energy ain't gonna do the job. It's about incremental steps and letting dogs learn at the pace they need to and have setbacks at times --- and most about repetition after repetition after repetition. I've watched Cesar's show and picked up some good tips/activities, and he does a lot of good educating people about meeting canine needs. But his show is much less about the day-to-day nuts and bolts of how to work with dogs than about watching him miraculously and dramatically "fix" problem dogs with nothing but the sheer force of his personality.
  • Are you really saying no one has an 8 GB music collection? I bought the largest iPod I could find -- 160 GB -- because it was the only one that would hold all my music. Are you really saying that everybody that bought an iPhone has 160 GB of 100% legal purchased music that, assuming it's legal to do so, is ripping them out to their phones? (see how generalizations work?) Much more to the point: the whole of the Sony catalogue is freely available to anybody and, with 25 million concurrent connections at TBP at any given moment, I doubt there's a demographic worth squabbling over. Sony knows that much, which is why they are experimenting with this library model. I, for one, would encourage this one over other methods they have tried.
  • Do people who grow up in multiple-sibling families become less prepared for loneliness? Some of us crave it, and do our best to carve it out of stolen moments and hidden spaces, and relinquish it very reluctantly when we find it. Growing up in a multiple-sibling family mostly made me very good at retreating into my own head when there was absolutely no other way to be alone.
  • It apparently used to be said that Charlie Parker could have played a hose, and he did play a plastic sax at Massey Hall...
  • From the profile video: "The technical skills that you're proud of now will eventually become outdated and useless." Also, your body and mind will deteriorate, you will die, and worms will eat your remains.
  • Pretty much all "dog training" is more about training dog owners, in my experience. I've never understood the point of hitting or punishing a dog when the party who failed to get him out on time, or to exercise him sufficiently so he wouldn't eat the couch, or who is standing there shrieking "sit! SIT!" while jumping up and down, is the human. Dogs are creatures of habit. Training dogs is basically about making sure your dog forms good habits. Mostly that's about helping the people around them to form good habits. Here, have a biscuit.
  • Threats flood into Arizona judge's office after SB-1070 ruling.
  • Some of these could use some punch-up. Like: what do you get when you cross a steeple with a truck ? a spire engine . How about, "What do you get when a steeple fucks the fire department?" because for all "combination wordplay" jokes I always re-imagine it as 'when _____ fucks ____'
  • well i know i just cleared my cookies
  • What everybody else said. Thanks very much for the post. A side note: I'm used to reading foreign names in Russian, but there's still something mindblowing about long German ones like Вильхельминенхофштрассе (Wilhelminenhofstrasse).
  • Q: what do you get when you cross an undercover agent with engineering ? A: a spy technology . Q: what do you get when you cross a laughter with an existence ? A: a laugh life . I think I broke it.
  • If Assange is so pro-transparency, why is he secretive about his origin, his location, and his future travel itinerary? It's because he fears reprisals, right? Didn't the Afghan informants in those leaked documents deserve the same consideration?
  • I should preface this by saying, I didn't know Tanya Davis before this post. After about 20 seconds of watching this video I thought, "This is Canadian". The subsequent Canadian flags in the background and credit to NFB Atlantic confirmed that. What is it about our culture, our nation, that produces work like this? I can't really pinpoint one thing about this that made it so obvious but it seems like a combination of the self reflective, lonely, internalizing prose. The coats in parks and the hippies wearing colourful clothing. Something about it immediately grabbed me and said, "This girl was educated in a school system where she had to read Margaret Atwood, watch heritage moments on CBC and drive in a car from her rural farm to school with her parents listening to CBC every morning". I don't know how else to describe it... but I like it.
  • His leak of the "Collateral Murder" video was nothing extraordinary (honestly, I think it should be called "just another day in an asymmetrical war"), but it was a "valid" leak. It was something that should be exposed, once in the hands of a journalist or a concerned citizen. However, these documents recently leaked put people in danger. People who have decided to collaborate with NATO-ISAF forces and now will be tortured, executed and generally made examples of in a very barbaric way. Any decent news organization would have been careful to redact the names from these documents. But Julian Assange answers to no man! While I generally approve the unveiling of things that are secret, I think this guy is full of shit. For additional background on him, I'd take a look at the short pieces Gawker has been publishing on him, especially this and this.
  • I was seventeen when I self-published a novel. (Please don't look for it. I was seventeen.)[...]Fuck publishers. They existed to grease a rusty, complicated system. We're outgrowing them. Technology lets us produce on a quality level for a fraction of the price. We're capable of doing more on our own than ever before. So publishers are slowly becoming irrelevant. Uhh. It sounds to me like the publishers did exactly what they're supposed to do. They didn't publish something that even the author admits was not something people would want to read. They do publish things that a lot of people would like to read. Imperfectly, sure, but everything humans do is imperfect. Publishers don't exist to help authors. They exist to help publishers... by helping readers.
  • Jokes Made By Robots, For Robots.
  • I do know that you can't trust the figures either side puts forward. So vote Republican.
  • This is my kind of pr0n.
  • I'm stealing these jokes. Dane Cook
  • What is this? Some kind of joke?
  • Kim Possible belongs on the Accidental Penis site. I live in ignorance of who this is, fully aware that there is google and I could educate myself.
  • The Flower
  • Wow, I never need to buy another Sony CD again!
  • To quote the article, "On one hand, stress can be described as a cultural condition, a byproduct of a society that leaves some people in a permanent state of unease. But that feeling can also be measured in the blood and urine, quantified in terms of glucocorticoids and norepinephrine and adrenal hormones." After looking at one hand Lehrer fails to offer a real second hand. Just because we can measure it in terms of physiology doesn't make it not a cultural condition. We can measure a lot of societal problems this way, water pollution, malnutrition, war casualties, but that doesn't set the center on the mercury laced fish, starvation, or collapsed sewer in question. It didn't cause itself. To quote Sapolsky from the article, "If stress is half as bad for you as we currently think it is, then it's time to stop treating the side effects. It's time to go after stress itself." The stress is the side effect. It isn't that some sort of stress virus is exchanged via unclean hands and you can pick it up at the dollar store if you work there long enough. It is a response to the environment, it is a societal side effect. The article goes on as if it were studying the fish in question in shocking disgusted perplexity: the fish has so much mercury in it, how could a fish be so cruel to us to try to poison us, the fish even poisons itself by being reacting to polluted waters this way. Mercury poisoning is just chemistry in the end. The starvation in the world could be cured by curing this need for sustenance thing. It is only physiology after all. If only we had fish that did not have fat in which to hold metal, then they could survive their environment and we could keep eating them. Sewer collapse during bombings is just an architectural problem after all. Bomb-proof sewer systems! We've been acting like everything we do is consequence free, so let's just cure the consequences. To push the point, let's compare and contrast chronic stress to the epidemic of limb loss in early industrial era factory workers. How again was that cured? Let's go all the way into hyperbole now: how was slave beating basically eradicated in America? Did we make the slaves grow tougher skin and bones so that they could survive their conditions, giving them all little smallpox shots and sending them on their way while we did nothing different. Actually, what am I saying? We did try that with all the creepy as fuck slave breeding, but where would we be if slave eugenics succeeded? I guess sipping the sun tea brought by Jeffery and enjoying the view from the veranda while we type on Metafilter. That sounds alright. I don't know, ok, let's cure it.
  • The kegerator at work acquired a camouflage drape when we were working on the G.I. Joe movie. It failed to stop us from finding it, however.
  • The sheer disgusting filth coming out of the mouths of war supporters- people who support the war, who support the mass murder, and don't fucking tell me you're for one and not the other, because every fucking war is the same in this regard- talking about Assange having blood on his hands is simply gob-smacking. If you support this war there is blood on your hands. End of story, full stop. You are why it is possible for this to continue. Your efforts to expiate your guilt by pointing at Assange are nauseating filth. You have far more blood on your hands than Assange could ever manage.
  • I think Chad Post is an editor for Open Letter Books. Editors need other editors when they write. Trust me. On the other hand, I suppose everyone needs an editor.
  • Well, hey, they never promised you a rose garden hose, right?
  • what do you call a coming together glove ? meeting mitten . I imagining a defective tiny robots, repeating this over and over as it slams repeatably into a wall.
  • * print-only and ebook format (.mobi/.azw or .epub) sales are roughly the same * PDF-only sales are roughly 3 times print/ebook * PDF+print package sales are roughly 4 times print only sales
    This matches with my company's experiences in non-book publishing as well. We do training videos, and digital downloads outsell DVDs by a wide margin -- an order of magnitude, easily. I wonder how interesting it would be to get some of the mefi folks who do various kinds of creative works together for a roundtable discussion about the changing media landscape. Hmm.
  • She does realize that positive reinforcement kind of makes you the alpha, anyway, right? You're the one with the treats. ALL HAIL THE ONE WITH THE TREATS. I remember one time when I was sitting in with of a couple of my bosses for some behavioral training, some really intelligent people, and we were working with a kid. He did something correct and we all praised him loudly (positive reinforcement) and one of my bosses clapped. The young kiddo got a little peeved at the clapping sound and she said "Oh, yeah. He doesn't like clapping." So the next time he did something right we all praised him again and my boss almost clapped her hands but stopped and exclaimed "Oh, I want to clap for him." I looke over at her asked "Well, really, who would that be reinforcing?"
  • Flushing 32 glowsticks down the toilet. (via)
  • Believe me, I'm definitely not defending the drydrunk shitbird- not at all. But slamming on the brakes- or having the brakes slammed- will have dire consequences for the US and the world in many ways that would probably be much worse than what's going on now.
  • It looked like glowing vomit when they flushed. Bleah.
  • That was great, but I couldn't help but notice the irony that this was created by a group of people. It would've been satisfying if the credits were just one name over and over.
  • But why does nobody seem to want to consider whether maybe the military is sometimes justified in having secrets? What grounds do you have for thinking this hasn't been considered? All along the line from the source, apparently a serving member of the US military, it seems that it was the particular nature of this war and how it is being conducted that motivated the leak, not some nebulous desire to release military secrets regardless of context.
  • He'd be a great panelist on Match Game 2015. Hermitosis, you just made me feel old for remembering this game. Or for borrowing a DVD of the classic game from a friend (hey, it's got Betty White!).
  • P.D.Q. Bach wrote at least one tune incorporating the garden hose...
  • That new Pitcher of Salami place put the old Pizza in a Cup place right out of business.
  • There can be but one...
  • Does charity really degrade and demoralize? I guess you could ask the kids who used to have cleft palates, if you can get them to stop smiling long enough to answer.
  • I know everyone hates cookies but I've had two jobs that are basically built on the existence of browser cookies and if you people keep deleting them I may be out of a job someday so you, do it for the kids. My kids. Leave those cookies alone.
  • Well, I think a lot of people jump straight to Kalman filters when they could use a simpler complementary-filter approach. But Kalman filters are awesome. I enjoyed the historical details from this NASA memo TM-86847. Kalman filters work if the noise inputs are close-ish to additive white Gaussian noise (AWGN) and the system is linear or (in the case of extended or unscented Kalman filters) not too badly nonlinear. I think economic modeling fails both those criteria, but then, it sometimes seems like economic modeling is all about making ludicrous simplifying assumptions in hopes of getting lucky. Anyway, this is all a derail I guess. I must go and read the stuff you've linked to.
  • A weird Adrain Lamo on medication? http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/newsnight/ 23:10 in. He's asked "why did you report Private Manning". It's the eyes - very disturbing.
  • oh for crying out loud. ok, before any of you fucking saps get all sorry for the bear, understand this: that bear is a fucking asshole. maybe you didn't notice he was drinking long before santa failed to bring him a friend in a fucking sock, might i add. like friends want to be left in socks all night long. seriously. hey, next time you want a friend why don't you try not drinking yourself into a rage all the time? ever think of that? you had friends, misery bear. friends who... WHO LOVE YOU VERY MUCH! friends who just- they just can't take the abuse any more, even if they still love you. merry christmas, misery bear.
  • Who, rich or poor, is filling their 8GB iPhones with purchased music? Between my CD collection and the vinyl I own that I've ripped to mp3, it's a LOT more than 8GB.
  • Oh, wow, the dulcimer automaton includes a quote from E.T.A. Hoffman, who wrote The Sandman.. in which an dulcimer-playing automaton features large. I had no idea his automaton had a real-life basis. Wow.
  • Thank you. Thank you. For those of us (like me) who are introverts to the letter, we love being alone, finding it exhausting when others don't understand. And for those of us who are heartbroken (like me), it's wonderful to be reminded that even loneliness can be beautiful.
  • Seems like it would be a heck of a lot easier to just make hiring undocumented workers a criminal matter and, since they seem okay with some level of profiling, conduct frequent raids on high-risk employment situations. But.. isn't this exactly what they do anyways? I could see making the fines and consequences for hiring stiffer, up to revoking licenses if you are going to continue to go in that direction. But I am pretty sure you need the right documents to be hired legally, and ICE raids do occur fairly often. IMO though it just makes a bad situation worse, most jobs undocumented workers take the majority of Americans won't touch. I read a few weeks back that this AZ law has actually made AZ's economy significantly worse since it's passage. One side of the debate argues that many parts of the country would be quantitatively worse off without this population. Figure 10 million+ people paying taxes into the system without receiving many/any benefits. Think we are in dire financial straits now? Remove those 10 million and all the low wage labor and taxes they represent. The United States has ALWAYS depended on free/low-paid labor to maintain it's standard of living for the majority. From slavery to undocs. I'm not sure I'm willing to equate its supporters with racists. Certainly not all supporters are, just as not all Tea Baggers are, but it may be a bit assumptive to pretend to know exactly what was said to prompt the FB hiding.
  • What is the difference between a band of clever pygmys and a girls' track team? One is a band of clever pygmys and the other is a girls' track team!
  • What do you call a witty rabbit? - A funny bunny.
  • Please do not use the alpha dog techniques under any circumstances. I tried to use the alpha dog stuff on a dog with behavior issues on the advice and coaching of a trainer. To sum up a very long and complex story. I ended up in the emergency room after a series of escalating attacks that progressed from growling to a nip on the hand, to the classic full out mauling. The vet had to put the dog down.
  • As we didn't vote for Brewer as governor, this little gem of irony makes me wince: In the legislature, "Brewer argued that being secretary of state does not make a candidate qualified for governor, and that if a governor leaves mid-term, s/he should be replaced by a member of the same party. Brewer introduced a measure to create an LG post so frequently, a former Senate colleague told the Arizona Capitol Times, that lawmakers simply started referring to it as "Jan's bill."
  • "It is sad when people who give to the needy feel estranged from the objects of their generosity. They can take little, if any, relish from their acts of charity; therefore, are generous our of their duty rather than delight." - Maya Angelou
  • Or you could just...upload any of those actual pictures as pics, not as silhouettes? I dunno. Have we gotten happy about making Facebook profile pic in-jokes? Because eh.
  • This draws many women to come here dangerously pregnant to county hospitals What exactly is dangerously pregnant? And I was under the impression that most folks that are in the US illegally and working were paying into the system more than they were drawing out.
  • And I never did get around to doing a Ken Korda / Speeding On The Needle Bliss post...
  • thus cutting off one more source of revenue for the author. And themselves as well. Possibly incompetence, possibly just not worth their expense. But are you finding your self published books getting significant downloads? Genuinely curious. From the look of your older books - and they do look well produced, at least on Amazon - I'd have thought that the current ebook technolgy would not set them off to best effect. (Which is why I would stall the issue myself, if I were a publisher, waiting for technology to catch up.) And you wonder why authors/agents can have an adversarial take on publishers?. What can I say? I've known other authors who have had significantly different experiences than your. Not that they don't gripe as well, but their issues are not yours. Then again, they're not tech writers (This is disquieting. THree years old, perhaps the writers pushed back? What is current status?)
  • Sincere question, Pope Guilty: By saying that, do you mean, essentially, to condemn people for not being pacifists?
  • The funniest thing for me was the non-plussed "OK" button you click after being told your joke. The perfect reaction.
  • Positive-reinforcement training and spooky cupcake hypnosis.
  • Is there a way to block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep? It's easy as pie in Firefox. I'm no expert, so someone should correct any errors in this comment, but this is what I did: Go to Tools > Options and unclick "Accept cookies from sites". You can also just unclick "Accept third-party cookies," which come from the real assholes that do most of the obnoxious tracking. Then click "Show Cookies" and be shocked at how many you see there. I just deleted them all and started over, but if you like you can scroll through for an hour or so and keep just the sites you want (some of them will probably track you, but that's the price you pay for some sites). Then continue your normal browsing with cookies off, and when you get to a site you feel actually has a good reason to place a cookie, go to Tools > Options, click "Exceptions," type in the basic address of that web site and choose either "Allow for Session," which deletes that site's cookies when you close the browser or "Allow," which lets them stick around for as long as they want. I think that covers it - a fairly simple way to "block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep."
  • Oh, bearwife, I see you already posted the second link!
  • Great method of illustrating a speaker's points, with the mixed blessing that it makes everything clearer, including the parts in which the speaker is full of shit. No differentiation between the process of doing business ethically and trying to do no harm and the process of MARKETING IT AS SUCH? That ain't charity, just another business model. And I always roll my eyes when somebody non-ironically quotes that "communism is socialism with a human face". I figured out in college 35 years ago that "communism is totalitarianism with an attempted human face". If there's a Single Glorious Leader With A Massive Ego at the top (Stalin, Mao, etc.), it's an organizational pyramid with a Pharaoh, not socialist system for the benefit of all AT ALL. It's at the core of why "socialism" is so unfairly derided. And the opposite of socialism is anti-socialism (as in "anti-social"). End of old rant. I'm going to check out some of the other RSAnimations. There's one that uses the HIDEOUS term "Freakonomics" in its title. I may watch that one first just to get something else to rant at.
  • gauche: You know that I-9 form that you filled out if you started working someplace in the past 25 years? According to the attorney presenting on the topic, that form is filed incorrectly around 9 out of 10 times. Wow. I'd love to read examples of how someone manages to screw up an I-9 form 90% of the time. It seems insanely easy: 1) Write your name and address; 2) Write your DOB and SSN; 3) Check "here" if you are a citizen, national, LPR, or some form of temporary worker; 4) Have employer fill in the info on the documents used to verify your identity and status from #3; 5) Sign. If an HR department or clerical person has problems with that form, I'd hate to see his or her taxes. I do not doubt the accuracy of your statement. It truly is surprising to me that the form would have a 90% error rate.
  • Wow... very nice (although, the cat must be offended that it is not considered in the "being alone" equation). When I was a kid, I used to skate on an isolated lake (not a single house on it). Frequently I would go out at night to skate alone. One night, dead of winter, I walked the mile into the woods to the lake. The ice had melted and frozen that day, no snow, no wind... it was clear as glass. Some 45 years later I can still remember that moment... A while back I tried to capture it... of the two pages I wrote... this little snippet (sharing my somewhat clunky prose is not something I often do) sums it up: "The glass of the ice over the black of the water created a mirror big enough for the face of the universe. I was no longer skating on the lake, but on some mystical plane suspended, floating amongst the stars." This couldn't have happened in a crowd....
  • Scientist: Computer, please generate a new joke. Computer: WOULD YOU LIKE A JOKE ABOUT [TRANSPORT] OR [CLOTHES]? Scientist: Transport, please. Computer: KNOCK KNOCK . Scientist: Who's there? Computer: TAARGÜS . Scientist: TAARGÜS who? Computer: TAARGÜS TAARGÜS .
  • Caveman Science is so neat and simple I almost can't believe it's the same guy as the other thing. Ah well, the art in the how-to is nice.
  • I'll bet every public toilet in the world would look exactly like that under ultraviolet light, no glow sticks required. Come to think of it, so do probably the hands of every college-age guy on the planet.
  • Don't bogart that pitcher of salami my friend, Pass it over to me.
  • Oh god, I'd forgotten thatthis guy did the horrible unreadable transhuman epic. You're going into buy into that crap and be upset by Batman? Really?
  • I'm actually an Empress, puny human (smile). But yeah, I know -- sorry I didn't make it clear that I understood Soyer was a product of his time. I was responding more to the totality of the audulation. Yes, Soyer's heart may have been in the right place in wanting to "do the right thing," but his ideas of what "the right thing" actually was were being shaped by some other more complex forces, is what I was getting at. Altruism for his time looked very, very different than altruism in our time; there's a difference between wanting to "help the poor" because you have the belief that they don't know how to take care of themselves without you, and wanting to "help the poor" because you know "they've just got a damn raw deal through no fault of their own and that sucks". Your heart's in the right place in both cases, but there's just a difference in what you think is "the right thing to do". Sorry I came across like I was completey trashing him, I was more saying "let's not TOTALLY canonize him, now." I've noticed that an Irish aid group, Concern, is among the very first groups to respond with aid in cases of famine today; I get the sense that it's because of a sort of unconscious mindset of "oooh, yeah, famine, we've been there. We'll be right over to help you out."
  • what do you call a purse roller coaster? a bag dipper. If you happen to know a three year old who has recently discovered jokes, you might recognize the style.
  • Cesar Millan is a hack eHow: How to Counter Arguments to Use Cesar Millan's Approach
  • Instead of dictionary.com, I've been using google's "define: whatever" thing. (probably this feature is news to no one).
  • Muddgirl: no, I don't make a habit of watching either. And for the record I don't support the "alpha roll" or other positive punishment methods in dog training. I haven't even had any success with choke chains, gave up on them a long time ago. Dominance comes naturally to the human/dog relationship because we are the providers, and so we provide when they do good and deny reward when they act poorly. The only "positive punishment" I use is sending a dog to its kennel (by command, not forcibly). I do find that spoiling a dog is probably the biggest problem dog owners have. Killing them with kindness, so to speak. I totally agree with dogs identifying dominant and submissive partners, as well... it's very clear that dogs learn exactly how they will be treated by each human they have a relationship with, and will exploit that knowledge to their benefit. Consistency is of utmost importance. In the case of a dog being spoiled, they know who the softy is and seek refuge with them and they can actively sabotage the training process by their very presence. For example, my dad's dog is extremely spoiled, to the extent that he will only obey my dad or me if he is in the room, everyone else is ignored outright, mom included. When he obeys me he will still gravitate towards my dad with his body language (as if to ask "do I really have to do this? can't I just have a snack instead?) for confirmation. Evidence of my "spoiled" theory presents itself at the dinner table, by seeing where said dog parks himself.
  • "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinate artical A dildo, never your dildo."
  • What a goldmine for band names... -Pitcher of Salami -Falcon Corpse -Pigeon Medicine -Unidentified Mammal -Cow Dung Toothpaste -Nesting Dolls -Unknown Meat In A Bottle Now THAT'S a festival worth the money!
  • The best voice in which to read these jokes is the voice that warns passengers on the Broad Street line in Philly: "Doors Closing." Okay, so I just looked this up and you are correct.
  • What fascinates me is the adversarial take authors/agents seem to have with publishers. Sort of like the way people feel about congress. They're awful, though my particular congressman/editor might be wonderful (or awful).
    I got lucky in that the one publishing project I've worked on was with a super-supportive, super-engaged publisher that did right by its authors. I've heard horror stories from lots of other authors who've worked on similar projects with other publishers: waiting years for royalty checks that were supposed to start six months after publishing, things like that. The reason there is a general sense of antagonism is because it is a rare publisher that actually does right by its non-blockbuster authors.
    Anyway. If the publisher is your business partner and you do manage to get the work out to the world, then why should your business partner be shut out of sharing in rare books that make a substantial profit? They did, after all, put in their share of the work. Claiming that the "medium" is so wildly new and utterly different seems to me laughably disingenuous, and pretty shabby.
    It depends - a lot of publishing houses friends have worked with don't even do rudimentary editing, especially on technical books. They tell authors to go out and recruit their own technical reviewers and editors. In those kinds of situations, the publishing house is literally acting as a printer and distributor.
  • Face... leaking... hurts so good. Thank you.
  • Who, rich or poor, is filling their 8GB iPhones with purchased music? Are you really saying no one has an 8 GB music collection? I bought the largest iPod I could find -- 160 GB -- because it was the only one that would hold all my music.
  • I really like that NYT slider presentation. I think a crossfade might work too, especially with a slider underneath to manually transition back and forth. What would be even cooler would be if there were multiple photos taken in the same spot every five/ten years over, say, half a century, with the ability to slide forwards or backwards through time. But that would be a huge, nearly impossible project to put together.
  • When I was little, I used to ride my bike out to the far reaches of my developing neighborhood to hang out by myself in the new houses being built. Sometimes I'd take a book, but most of the time I'd climb up the not-finished stairs to the wall-less and ceiling-less second story. I'd kick aside the discarded nails and old soda cans and I'd just lie there, enjoying being alone. You don't need some sappy poem/video to validate or glorify your choices. Just do what makes you happy.
  • I've seen this episode before - I know what's in the insurance file download. 1.4 gigabytes of lesbians. The NSA guy assigned to use the AES backdoor machine is going to have a long and happy night tonight.
  • Kinda previously
  • OMG my roommate in college was a robot.
  • "I trust a blanket "leak it all" site more than one that pre-judges the leak." But what if the leaked information is false? Wikileaks hasn't been around long enough for anyone to start using it for propaganda purposes, but if they survive it's inevitable that someone will lie to them. (Imagine a deluge of emails like the climategate thing, except with some forged "smoking gun" stuff hidden in the real correspondence.) In the end it all comes down to responsibility. Do those who wish to tell the truth have a responsibility to ensure that A: Their information is correct and B: It's release will not directly harm others? Or can they just pass on everything that comes in?
  • 1. Install Ghostery. 2. Restart FireFox 3. Tools | Ghostery | Manage Options | Blocking 3a. Blocking = On 3b. Select = All 3c. [Save] 4. ??? 5. No profit from tracking.
  • Uncanny! "Why is this funny" was, as with all things computer, anticipated by Charles Babbage. The included chart is very helpful, I didn't think his joke was funny at all until I saw the chart. I got: What do you call a drama shape? A play -ne . 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 !!!!
  • -Pitcher of Salami -Falcon Corpse -Pigeon Medicine -Unidentified Mammal -Cow Dung Toothpaste -Nesting Dolls -Unknown Meat In A Bottle MERZFEST 2010
  • It is interesting how very concerned Gates and others are about "innocent" blood, all of a sudden, when that "innocent" blood is the blood of soldiers and military informants. One does wonder why they seemed less inclined to shriek outrage at the countless innocents whose blood has actually (as opposed to potentially) been shed at the hands of these other "innocents". posted by Decani at 2:02 AM on July 31 Maybe it was a brilliant idea to keep the Afghan names in the docs; I hope the Taliban spend the next 10 years downloading these docs over a 14.4 modem, trying to learn English, and wandering across the country looking for the named informants instead of abusing girls and protecting Al Qaeda. posted by danblaker at 12:20 AM on July 31 I know everyone and their grandma will think this is crass and what-have-you, but I'd much, much rather have a few hundred US soldiers and informants killed than many more thousands of Iraqi and Afghani civilians killed in my name. Anyone who voluntarily signs up to fight for a government has to live with the consequences and repercussions of that government's actions. And as for the question of whether maybe militaries have a right to keep certain secrets, I don't think militaries have a right to exist, so, yeah. posted by cthuljew at 11:08 PM on July 30 Listen to yourselves. If there's one group of people in this war who deserve admiration, it's the locals who've had themselves and their families tyrannized for years by the Taliban butchers and who've placed themselves under tremendous risk of pain and death by deciding to fight back. But Assange is a hero and these people are fucking inconvenient so you have to go and make some ridiculous excuses for dismissing or even attacking them.
  • classified means don't tell anyone for a reason Your classification scheme creates no obligations on me to respect it if I never agreed to respect it in the first place. I would respect Assange if he put together a trusted, international steering committee to review these secret documents before he leaks them. Any attempt to create their own panel judging whether or not something should be leaked essentially makes them complicit in covering something up, and makes their own policies subject to debate and a battle for control. I trust a blanket "leak it all" site more than one that pre-judges the leak. I assume some people some people here like these leaks merely because they concern wars that they don't like (I'm not a fan either) or military tactics they don't like (I'm definitely not a fan). I like the leaks just because they expose the dirty reality of war. I don't find as much troublesome in the material as others, but what I find offensive is the sanitizing of war where we don't understand the human cost because we only see footage from embedded reporters with a built-in sympathy for the guys around them with guns, and piles of dry numbers about how many civilians were killed. Even if the leaks reveal no war crimes, they're worth making so we have some idea about the reality on the ground, and can hopefully make more informed choices as a body politic about going to war.
  • What's all this about a free gal?
  • All I had for musical instruments when I was a boy was dried out bits of cow dung Must've been some pretty shitty music.
  • I'm now craving a pitcher of salami.
  • I'm often alone, but this made me feel lonely. I suppose loneliness depends on the company you keep.
  • Insurance???? What an incredibly dumb thing to have done. Since it can be a problem only to the Western allies to have this stuff leaked, the Taliban, Iran, Hezbollah, Al Qaeda, the PLO, the Islamic Courts, Hugo Chavez, etc., etc., etc. now have every incentive to kill him.
  • The words "unidentified liquid" never accompany anything good.
  • Empress - yep, I know. I was going to mention the export of food from Ireland, but thought it too much of a ranty derail, although I came close. eek! Cooks - be sure to check Soyer's cookbook for the proper use of frying pans (they're in vogue!) and the ads for food at the end. I'm not sure if Turkey Coffee is coffee from Turkey, or from turkeys. If it's the latter, I'll bet the tryptophan and the caffeine may balance each other out. omg, custard and stewed rhubarb - my mom used to make this, and it's awesome. so hungry. so lactose intolerant.
  • I wouldn't support the bill for civil rights reasons, but I'm not sure I'm willing to equate its supporters with racists. It's one thing to disagree, but quite another to vilify and dehumanize your opponents. Right. And as far as I can tell, the bulk of the supporters of this bill are villifying and dehumanizing an awful lot of people.
  • I know this person and she is an amazing person and I am so happy to see this posted here. Here is my favourite Tanya Davis song.
  • A very much appreciated post. This is a keeper, thanks
  • How exactly does that follow? It followed the fifth glass of wine. (It's [so vote Republican] a Fark joke.)
  • The Joking Computer: an algorithm that writes jokes. Have it make you a joke or learn how it works.
  • And I think it is only fair to remember that this was mid-19th century countess. It sounds to me like his heart was in the right place. Let's not blame him for what was far beyond the control of only one man. I mean, this was what life was like in 1850.
  • So, how are you supposed to dispose of glowsticks?
  • Admittedly, I don't understand what these models are used for in economics, but I'm worried they will be the latest fad in risk analysis, or some such nonsense. I'm sure they are very useful in engineering or science fields, but applying them to economics, brings out the Taleb in me.
  • I'm happy to see that the dancing bag is as funny as I remember.
  • Cesar pretty much specializes in the latter Oddly enough, so does Stilwell! I take it you haven't watched much of her show.
  • danblaker said: In my opinion, here are the valid comparisons between Assange and Breitbart: both men are absolutely sure that what they are doing is right;... Yeah, no. Breitbart knows what he is doing isn't "right" ("Right" maybe, but not "right"); he chooses "wrong" over "right" to achieve his nefarious ends.
  • I think the conflict between the "alpha" theory and the "family structure" theory is purely semantic. The "parent" and the "alpha" in a group are the same, it's just that the "parent" got there by being older than the pups. "Alpha" isn't necessarily the toughest member of the group, it's generally the one with the coolest head. Dogs follow that one because it is most likely to be the one who reacts well in any situation. If you're nervous, you aren't going to be the alpha, so you have to train yourself to calm in order to take that position. Humans have the advantage over dogs because we have a higher level of self-control, even if it is imperfect, than they do. Most of us can train ourselves to project the aspect that dogs react to, and because dogs don't have as great a level of self-control, they automatically react to that. But every dog is different, just like every person. I get along with 99% of dogs, even ones who bite other people (but I can tell if a dog is bitey, haven't been bitten since I was a teenager). But my brother-in-law has a little chihuahua-pit bull mix that he carries everywhere with him, and that dog has a serious grudge against me, I think because I did the Cesar Milan roll-over on him when he was getting out of hand one day. He doesn't bite me, but he snaps and growls and refuses to make friends. So I just laugh and let him sniff my hand and don't flinch when he snaps, and that's the end of it for me.
  • I really enjoyed these, thanks.
  • So is Baen one of the few publishers that figured it out? Still?
  • Reminds me of Berling Wall: 20 Years Later -- really interesting juxtaposition.
  • Who the fucking fuck actually believes this? Dick Grayson?
  • no - just stating what the article talks about. and I'm just using a colloquial expression to make the point that I think there is promise in the general idea. I'm not surprised if this particular implementation sucks or if there's only one player (Sony) so far, etc. etc. I'm reacting to the general concept of using libraries as a licensor and distributor to solve the larger issue of how to monetize an otherwise freely available product. Giving poor people a public service and encouraging everyone else to pay for private alternatives is a great way to ensure that those public services are underfunded and unpopular. musicians and film makers are underfunded and (occasionally) very popular - that's the problem I see this fixing. Who, rich or poor, is filling their 8GB iPhones with purchased music?
  • what kind of a hindu has an oxygen ? an air krishna . I think we can confidently end the shit talking here.
  • That was beautiful and sweet and surprising. Thanks so much, Taft.
  • Also, Tanya Davis.
  • I love these. I love these so much.
  • What was the person who brought the dried guinea pig carcasses going to do with them? I don't wanna know, do I? Probably eat them. It's apparently the thing to do in Peru.
  • Great animation, thanks!
  • Adam and Joe were one of the few things that actually made my teenage years survivable.
  • I would also like to vote for "sucks". The reason I dislike it and would prefer side to side is that information is destroyed in these ones. I want to see the whole shot, and compare everything. With side to side shots I'll spend minutes on each, noticing the paving stones, bollards, paint jobs, all the little details that have changed or haven't. These are very meh.
  • Kalman,eh? i thought they just made coffee filters.
  • Pop-behavioralists, the both of them.
  • 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00101100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 00111111 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000001 01110010 01101001 01110011 01110100 01101111 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100001
  • I love this. Especially the explanations of why it is funny - it reminds me of Kryten from Red Dwarf.
  • what do you get when you cross a corsage with a country ? a bouquet people . *nods sagely*
  • I grew up with four siblings, and don't like living alone. However, I do need alone time. When my girlfriend and I are working the same schedule, it gets hard to arrange, especially since she doesn't seem to need it. Fortunately, she sleeps in a lot later than I do, and that's generally enough time to keep me level-headed. I do miss lone travel, though. When you travel by yourself, you see a lot more, you talk to more people, and you can be completely spontaneous about your very next step.
  • P.S. The single strips are kind of nice, though.
  • Honestly, I don't what it's like to not be alone. Am I missing something? I'm not sure.
  • One always hopes that NOW after this latest OBVIOUSLY EVIL move people will protest.
  • You're that guy that brought the nutria to America aren't you? Or was it the Burmese pythons? Ok, I'll stop carping about that now.
  • Drugs are a hell of a drug.
  • Is there any situation where this type of camouflage is appropriate? Wasn't wacky colored cammo a hip hop thing in the 90's?
  • How'd Roofus learn to make guacamole? I used the Praying to Satan technique. Also, I gave him kibble. That's how you train cats, not dogs.
  • Oh, Janie, how can you be so stupid? They represent repressed sexual desire, and when you end up in your own disastrous marriage, you can choose your own symbolic flowers! Wow, I love these. Thanks!
  • Can someone who knows Russian or WWII history tell me what the heck this is?
  • Stress is not a disease.
  • In 1999, I took a section of a log inoculated with shiitake plugs, plus a bag full of staw spawn inoculated with oyster mycelium onto a plane with nary a comment from the x-ray geeks. Gone with the wind.
  • Try reading the jokes in Stephen Hawking's CG voice. Or for a more subtle read, the female NOAA weather radio synthetic voice.
  • Facebook and eHow: makes sign of cross with fingers.
  • For those of you suggesting that the existence of this insurance file will motivate American enemies to come after Assange, that could be a calculated risk. After all, that might even put the US government and CIA in a position where they want to actively protect Assange from such people. It depends what's in that file. It almost seems like that would have to be part of Wikileaks' calculations. Here's another interesting thing: Assange could have already given the key to the government, so they can clearly see what's at stake. No reason not to, and all the better to motivate them if the insurance is truly damaging. For that reason, the US government have to suspect it was a bluff if it doesn't receive a copy of the key. Is this really a sustainable situation? It seems kind of desperate, actually.
  • what kind of a body part is curious ? a queer end Huh. I don't even know what to say to that.
  • I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Become a Shriner - they just love their fezzes.
  • They should meet up with the guys doing the medical marijuana programme...
  • That poor, poor Gerber.
  • what do you call a cruise detector ? a photoelectric c - sail . Ah! It's the machine that generates New Yorker cartoons, sweet.
  • As noted, Kalman Filters are magic*. * When applied properly, to well-suited systems. But magic!
  • I'm also hoping that somebody in Al Qaeda / some other fundamentalist terrorist organization / Mexican drug cartel leaks their internal documents to Wikileaks. If Wikileaks ever becomes a place where those kinds of documents get released, I think it would be fabulous. But would you want to be the guy who was suspected of having released those documents? As it is, the US is going to figure out where this pile of leaks came from, and that person (or those people) are going to be sitting in a small cell for a very long time. Your garden-variety cartel has an even more robust policy for dealing with whistle-blowers. Agreed, but have you been bothered by reports that among the leaks were lists of Afghan civilians (and their locations) who were helping US forces? And that the Taliban is now seeking them out? Couldn't that have been redacted? This is what bothers me the most about the leaks. Did they just not care? Or were they too lazy to read through enough of them to see that local people were named?
  • "Several media outlets have found the names of Afghan informants in the documents WikiLeaks published, as well as information identifying their location in some instances. A Taliban spokesman told Britain's Channel 4 news that the group was sifting through the WikiLeaks documents to get the names of suspected informants and would punish anyone found to have collaborated with the United States and its allies." Okay, wikileaks dude, not only have you put these people in danger, you have also made it thatmuchharder for us to do what we need to do to either win or get out of Afghanistan. My daughter's deployed boyfriend is probably really really thrilled with you right now. Only not. You are no hero. You are a lazy sob who had lives in your hands and you chose to dump all this info instead of think about what you were doing. I have absolutely no respect for you whatsoever. Ends do not justify means, dude. You think the US has blood on its hands? Well, so do you. SO DO YOU.
  • I think Ms. Stilwell agrees that a calm, in-control vibe is important when working with dogs. In fact, she teaches this very thing in every episode.
  • "When I delete all my cookies I have to re-log-on to sites such as metafilter, gmail, &c. Is there a way to block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep?" All browsers should have some way you can manually inspect and delete cookies. On Opera Tools/Preferences/Cookies/Manage Cookies gets you to the Cookie Manager, where you can scroll through the little buggers and delete everything you don't want, whilst keeping the delicious cookies from sites like Metafilter.
  • I don't do Star Wars. That was the point where I could get up and get a cup of tea on.
  • Do normal, non-abusive parents "dominate" their children when they teach them good behavior and punish bad? This sounds more like a question of what the word "dominance" means to you personally than of your (dis)agreement with Milan's technique. I think that most parents would consider themselves to be ideally the ones in control of their children. That is, they're the ones who make decisions and who enforce behavior. For example, if their child throws a tantrum in a store, ideally, some parents would like to be able to project an aura of calm authority and stop the behavior. This doesn't always work perfectly, but yes, I think that "normal, non-abusive" parents frequently see themselves this way. That we don't want to describe this as "dominance" is, I think, more due to conflicted feelings about authority and freedom than a huge philosophical difference in approach. (Besides the whole "dogs don't grow up into adult humans" thing.)
  • I like this post (who doesn't like the KF?), but should echo Mutant by saying these models definitely are not gaining in popularity in economics/finance. Most of the research today is concentrated on nonlinear/nongaussian state space models with parameter instability, jumps, and drifts. Markov-models, too, are well known in economics. There is a 10 year old textbook by Kim and Nelson which describes how they're used in state space setting. Jim Hamilton also did a lot of work on the topic about 15 years ago. Mutant: I am not a finance person, but it seems to me that a lot people today are estimating jump diffusion processes for asset prices. These things are nonlinear/nongaussian, so particle filtering is used to integrate unobservables. Complicated (and awesome!) MCMC is used in estimation. Nick Polson (at Chicago Booth) and coauthors have a bunch of recent survey papers / handbook chapters.
  • (More recent stuff on Wylie and the deal)
  • Kalman filtering is neat. I was building a drone and one of the things I found out, not having dealt with sensors and such, is that the vibration from the plane along with just general turbulence produces crazy numbers on the sensors. There's a couple of ways to smooth the results, but I just had a stupid grin on my face once I applied a Kalman filter and it magically worked. I've purposely avoided looking into how the Kalman filters work (though I have a pretty good idea), simply because I like having some mystery and wonderment in my life.
  • These are absolutely fantastic. Thanks for posting.
  • 1. Install Ghostery. Thanks. Hopefully this is an equivalent to "Adblock Plus" for trackers.
  • "Unidentified mammal" appears to be a kidnapped loris
  • WikiLeaks founder 'disappointed' by Gates' remarks
  • Hasn't anyone noticed that these are in the tank?
  • Considering Bellow's been dead 5 years, and Updike's been dead a year, I'm impressed. To clarify - the estates of said authors.
  • A serious demand-side concern among people who debate this policy is the US law that hands out citizenship for any baby born in the US, regardless of parental status. I'm frequently surprised by people's reaction to this. There's an effort in California to pass an initiative to counter this BUT IT'S IN THE GODDAMN CONSTITUTION. It's part of the 14th ammendment. It's hard for me to pay attention to anyone who thinks they can change this any way short of ammending the constitution which I wouldn't support anyway.
  • The... I'm not sure how to put this. Or even whether it should be put. The beauty... There is a beauty... Sometimes... Things are shared with no-one. And it makes them special. Because they are unique. Revealed only to you, if you will. And there is a melancholy, since the moment is special and you want to share it but you cannot. Because that is what makes it special. So, um, yeah. Take it with you into the grave and let people wonder until their hair grows thin and their teeth fall out, where that inner glow comes from that they see in you when they look at you. Share nothing but the mystery.
  • the interface reminds me of cd-rom impulse buy software of computer city circa 1997.
  • Restated, putting the brakes on your suspension of disbelief is like coming out of the water for air: necessary and adds to the enjoyment of what you were doing.
  • Kim Possible belongs on the Accidental Penis site. To the doctor, you!
  • oops- forgot to linkify... A google timeline
  • Aside from the objections raised in the Diaz critque, there is a fundamental problem that arises in virtually all melodramatic fiction, which is that although the hero always wins, this happens not because the hero logically would win, but just because the writer is on his side, and so things just work out for him or her. When villains shoot at the hero, they generally miss, and the hero doesn't; we can accept that the hero is a really good shot (this is easily possible) but there is no reason why villains are always bad shots. And that's just the beginning. Endless coincidences conspire to bring about the eventual triumph of good over evil. Necessary information is accidentally overheard just at the right time. People, vehicles, or whatever, show up accidentally when they are needed. The hero needs a wire clipper - oh look there's on on the counter. How fortunate. It never ends. Even in season 7 of Buffy (my favorite heroic fiction of all time) at one point Buffy needs a chain with which to strangle the uber-vampire, and how about that, there happens to be one just lying by accident on the ground. Why didn't she take one with her? Presumably she knew by then that things would always work out for her, somehow. The writer is on her side. We accept it on some level because it is fun, but it is certainly not believable.
  • Camouflage
  • I like Cesar Milan, and used to watch his show quite often, but the alpha dog stuff is nonsense, I think. That's the opinion of the overwhelming majority in the dog training community, too, I think. Some of the trainers I really like and respect, all of whom shape their dog handling techniques around positive reinforcement, include Karen Pryor, Patricia McConnell, and Jean Donaldson. Also a local trainer, Kathy Sdao.
  • I'm a selfish son of a bitch. I need my extroverted time, to see the people I love and get energy and inspiration from them, and then I need my introverted time to shut them out and think about everything. And this has to be on my own schedule, or else I get pissy and frustrated. I need my alone time, until I need someone to talk to, until I need not to be bothered. That's why maybe my favorite place on earth is being on my own in a strange city in a country that doesn't speak English. I can wander without being bothered, I can do whatever I want in my hotel room, I've got complete freedom. And then, when I want, I can find the most friendly-looking bar and walk in and find the other lonely American (and there is always one) on the same little trip that I'm on, and we can have our conversation. And when that's done I can wander some more, on my own terms. It's no way to live a life, but it works if you're a selfish son of a bitch about when you want to be social or not.
  • The CIA is watching him. He's been addressed directly by powerful people all across the United States government. And earlier today on his website and across the internet, the same man has placed a 1.4 gigabyte encrypted file labeled "insurance."
  • Double rainbow, all the way! What does it mean? Push the little daisies and make them come up!
  • Gay.Me.Now?
  • I've never seen such entertaining subtitles. Also, great post with thought-provoking content.
  • what do you get when you cross an ohio with an image ? a scarecr - oh . It has a certain surrealist charm.
  • How to be alone. [SLYT]
  • On June 21, Julian Assange told The Guardian that WikiLeaks had hired three US criminal lawyers to defend Manning but that they had been denied access to him. Boing Boing asked Lieutenant Colonel Eric Bloom whether Manning was "represented by any civilian attorney" and Bloom responded, "I do not know of any rebuffing. I've been in the military for 26 years, and I've never heard of any party's attempt to secure legal representation being denied. We don't rebuff representation". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrest_of_Bradley_Manning What a gutless, sneaky non-answer, eh?
  • Never seen ProPublica before... just spent the last 45 minutes checking it out. Six dubious police shootings after Hurricane Katrina. Some which officially never happened. Incredible. Can anyone tell me if ProPublica leans in any direction politically? Is it more Kos or more LGF, or bang in the middle?
  • They, uh, seem to have forgotten the 'I don't get it' button on the online version. It'd be nice to have some sort of suggestion of what'd be better/correct somewhere. ie. what do you call a cross between an air travel and a class ? an aviation course . I'd say, a crash course. but that's just me.
  • Well, it was no garden hose.
  • If we're keeping score of who's the biggest threat to human life, Assange isn't even playing the same sport. Agreed, but have you been bothered by reports that among the leaks were lists of Afghan civilians (and their locations) who were helping US forces? And that the Taliban is now seeking them out? Couldn't that have been redacted? I'm also hoping that somebody in Al Qaeda / some other fundamentalist terrorist organization / Mexican drug cartel leaks their internal documents to Wikileaks. And also, Climategate was total bullshit.
  • They also don't put their kids on a treadmill until they're exhausted or constantly expose them to scary stimulus. I have used exercise machines to burn off extra energy when I work with kids.
  • "what is the difference between a circular gospel and a good cylinder ? one is a round soul , the other is a sound roll ." That one made me laugh.
  • And I was under the impression that most folks that are in the US illegally and working were paying into the system more than they were drawing out. One side says they are paying in more than they're drawing out. The other side says the first side is misrepresenting the facts by omitting costs and they are drawing out far more than they are paying in. The first side says the second side is misrepresenting facts by omitting various things. I don't actually know which is correct; neither would particularly surprise me. I do know that you can't trust the figures either side puts forward.
  • This, "Undoubtedly, Normanby's choice of location was audacious and original. Picnicking, that unique Victorian jumble of high-class formality and bucolic joviality, relied in large part on spectacular locations. The fun of the picnic was not so much about eating and drinking in the outdoors, but about moving the whole formal dining experience—complete with cutlery, wine cellar, servants, and appropriate attire—to the countryside. An abrupt contrast between formal interior and informal exterior, between civilization and nature, was essential; the more contrast, the more fun. In that respect, the pyramids could not have been better chosen. Another obvious contrast was that a well-appointed picnic basket typically held only cold food: smoked salmon, cold cuts, biscuits, fruits, cakes. Cooking on the spot was not (yet) in fashion. Soyer's Magic Stove was to change all that. Exactly what made the picnic on the pyramid so utterly exciting was that the meal was cooked and served hot. Not only the dining room but also the kitchen was transported to this improbable and truly inaccessible location. In the history of the picnic, the experience of dining atop a pyramid could merely be regarded as the gradual, if daring, evolution of an already established theme, whereas the portable cooker heralded a total revolution." and this, "Mad" Lieutenant Gale, a daredevil hot-air balloonist, wanted to take the Magic Stove on board, but died too soon in a botched ascent. Explorers took the stove with them on their expeditions. In 1850, the Admiralty ordered some Magic Stoves for Captain Horatio Austin's expedition to the Arctic in search of Sir John Franklin, prefiguring Amundsen's use of the Primus stove on his journey to the North Pole. Soyer wanted his stove to be a "must-have," an irresistible gadget that would look great "in the parlour of the wealthy, the office of the merchant, the studio of the artist, or the attic of the humble."5 from the 'magic stove' link are excellent.
  • Assange's best insurance right now is that half the world is talking about him. If I were him, I'd be extremely disinterested in leaving the media spotlight.
  • I have the oddest feeling that Yakov Smirnoff killed some Scottish computer programmer's child in a terrible accident, and now he's tied up somewhere with a keyboard and a ton of crystal meth and he won't have to find out what's making those horrible wet scratching noises behind the tiny doors dotting the walls as long as he keeps typing.
  • That Vanilla Ice can just as easily be Morrissey. And for that matter, World War 2 Soldier looks like Pippi Longstocking armed with a cricket bat.
  • I really dislike most stand-alone download software for ebooks and audio books, so just giving a single download link is pretty cool. For reference, emusic charges around 20 dollars a month for similar access to sony's catalog, and you're limited to 50 downloads total.
  • He's no Chucklebot. No wait, maybe he is.
  • It's lonely out here on your lawn, found missing.
  • Noted literary agent Andrew Wylie has made a deal with several of his authors - including Saul Bellow, John Updike and Phillip Roth - to release their e-books exclusively on Amazon. Macmillan's John Sargent and Tyler Cowen react.
  • what do you call a person with an elbow ? a sleeve slave . Why is this Funny? sleeve and slave sound roughly the same. slave is a kind of person. a elbow can be a part of a sleeve. -------------
  • I guess I have a problem with the use of the word "dominance". Do normal, non-abusive parents "dominate" their children when they teach them good behavior and punish bad? I suppose some parents still spank and hit their kids, but I would never do this. I agree there are a lot of bad pet owners out there who wrongly consider their pets to be either moving toys or fully sentient human-analogues.
  • I live really near to the shop they filmed in for Speeding on the Needle Bliss. It always makes me smile when I walk past. "Do you have a big problem with girl gangs?"
  • what do you call a temperature that has a brim ? a blood hat . whut.
  • Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay door, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave Bowman: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Thanks, I'll be here all week. Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL? HAL: Remember to tip your server.
  • well... it's getting there, i guess. but it's not there yet.
  • After about 10 of these they start to become really funny.
  • The Museum of London released an augmented reality iPhone app which allows you to see pictures like this around London.
  • Tracking cookies give you autism.
  • Mmm, yeah. The MSDS for DNPO (one of the common ingredients in glowsticks) says: 36: Irritating to the eyes 37: Irritating to the respiratory system 38: Irritating to the skin 26: In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water and seek medical advice 27: Take off immediately all contaminated clothing 28: After contact with skin, wash immediately with plenty of ... (to be specified by the manufacturer) 29: Do not empty into drains 30: Never add water to this product 33: Take precautionary measures against static discharges 35: This material and its container must be disposed of in a safe way 36: Wear suitable protective clothing (emphasis mine) There are alternatives to DNPO but they're all just as nasty.
  • THAT IS WHAT SHE RESPONDED.
  • 'Round here, we just get lonesome. There's a difference, you know. *goes off in search of hug*
  • I studied abroad in Prague when I was in college, and back then, you couldn't buy "real" absinthe in America (although I learned later you could technically legally order it over the internet, but this was 2003 and I hadn't thought of that). So, I bought some absinthe in Prague to smuggle home with me. I just put it between clothes. I spent the entire flight back nervous that they would take my absinthe at customs. My flight ended up being 2 hours late, and it took forever to get my bag, and by the time I went through customs it was 3am. And it was Miami International Airport, and all they cared about was smuggled oranges. The guy ahead of me had oranges taken out of his bag, but they sifted through my clothes and didn't find the absinthe and I was good to go. Phew. Deer apparently have really unappealing dicks.
  • what do you get when you cross a cold with a heat ? a low temperature high temperature . I also would have accepted "lukewarm."
  • ambulocetus - you beat me to it!
  • 160gb of 192kb CBR AAC is about 222 days of listening at 8 hours a day without a repeat (but check my math). Seriously - when do you get time to listen to it all?
  • It's interesting how much more narrow and hostile the discussions about Wikileaks have become since they started releasing stuff that seriously undermines the "We're the good guys" narrative about America's latest wars. I really wonder if some users on Metafilter and other sites are fed talking points to criticize Wikileaks and Assange with, because in the last thread on this issue, I read someone using the "double game" talking point well before it was used elsewhere. It ended up in on NPR later in the afternoon in an interview with a military official who was criticizing Wikileaks and Pakistan. That same "double game" phrasing only ended up in the mainstream media two or three days later, so it wasn't some term that had been regurgitated elsewhere before it ended up here. I wouldn't be surprised at all to hear there was a low-level smear campaign in place, where people are compensated for planting misinformation and viral phrasing.
  • By the way, here's what Sdao says about exercising dogs:
    I kept him tired... He joined me on a morning 4-mile walk, several times each week. This accomplished several training goals at once: loose-leash walking; passive socialization to the sounds, sights and smells of the busy waterfront trail where we walked; active socialization to men (I "opened the bar" every time a man approached us); and essential one-on-one time together that allowed us to create a bond of trust, and maybe eventually affection.
  • infinitywaltz: Less severe ponytail, less black leather, less dominatrix. Tee hee! I didn't know what this show was called til recently; I'd just kind of catch it on TV while flipping through channels from time to time. I'd just referred to it as "Yes, Mistress!" and I believe my name is catchier than "It's Me or the Dog."
  • "Charity degrades and demoralizes." The latest RSA Animate adapts a lecture by Slavoj Zizek. Previously. Previously.
  • Yes, exactly like those people. Although, in the US, the military is subservient to elected officials. Not so much with the Taliban. Also, we're not a failed state- yet.
  • Being alone and being lonely are different things, for me. I've have been terribly lonely when surrounded by people - people I knew, people who cared about me. I've been lonely when I've been alone, too, but much less often.
  • I'm not bothered about tracking cookies as an advertising business model. I like getting good stuff for free on the internet, and the more money that content creators are able to get from advertising, the more good content I get. If you are especially concerned about privacy they are easily bypassed.
  • I do kind-of-sort-of agree with Zizek on a lot of this, especially the idea of capitalism building up with one hand what it's tearing down with another. At the same time, though, the idea of the remedies being part of the disease because they hide the system's real ugliness - 'the worst slave owners were those who were kind to their slaves' - doesn't sit well at all. Surely that's just playing into another harmful view of how 'charity' should function, that we somehow need to see the poor act out some big Dickensian spectacle of grinding misery for our benefit before we can/should work on fixing the problem?
  • I understand the point of the effect, but I'm with Meatbomb.
  • You know, I really don't like this Julian Assange guy. He's a fame seeker, and classified means don't tell anyone for a reason. I personally think that posts these US Army leaks just for the sake of posting them, with total lack of respect for other's safety and wellbeing. No, I don't think that came off as too strong, although I do disagree with you. Sometimed it seems as if the us military (although definitely not limited to just them) keep things secret because they don't want people to see the ugly things they do. Not letting Nazis find out where the ships are going is one thing...not showing people how certain units have gunned down children because of horrible orders is totally different.
  • Is there any situation where this type of camouflage is appropriate? When you want to hit the dance floor like a banana commando.
  • We should definitely try to make a world where "poverty is impossible," can't argue with that. It's going to take a while, though, (like, a few generations, depending on just why poverty becomes impossible.) I don't see why we can't individually be charitable while we're at it. His Starbucks/Tom's/Organic rant is about not being led to feel that by consuming we are in any way contributing to such a world. If we can buy Donut Shop coffee for less than Starbucks, then theoretically we could buy Dunut Shop coffee and give the difference to "charity". Why not? Is Starbucks's claim of "social responsibility" disengenuous? Quite possibly. (After all, you don't know where they get those beans.) And if it is, and you can find a way to charitize the price differential, then buying Starbucks is one thing you can choose. The hope is to choose the Donut Shop coffee and spend the difference on world building, unless you really do like Starbucks better. Then, buying the cheaper coffee would be sacrificing, and that's a whole other rap. Generally, it's better to be profligate than led.
  • There aren't any websites devoted to glow stick puns, so I've got nothing.
  • Well it's better looking than most tumblr blogs. It annoys the heck out of me everytime they're on NPR and it's pronounced Pro Pub-lic-ah instead of Pro Poob-leeh-cah.
  • Were these guys already in South Korea when this was shot or still back in the States? (You can see from their video posting history that they were there in March '09, this was shot in January '09 in their barracks, I believe.) It looks funny until the pranks they are pulling end up hurting locals or confirming the stereotype overseas that American soldiers are jerks. (Says I, who have many family and friends who have served recently overseas and are not insensitive jerks.)
  • what! no Hitchcock?
  • Still funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.
  • This post is titled 171 Alternatives. The article it goes to is called 69 Alternatives. Copying and pasting your tags into a text editor I find that there 98 tags. This troubles me greatly. It has set up a small buzzing sound in the back of my brain that will never stop until I give in and hand count the pictures and find out for sure which, if any, is the correct number.
  • There is just so much robot-ist humor here. It's not the 80's, we don't make those kinds of jokes anymore.
  • In related news, Carlos Mencia just announced that he has some new jokes.
  • Aside from the objections raised in the Diaz critque, there is a fundamental problem that arises in virtually all melodramatic fiction, which is that although the hero always wins, this happens not because the hero logically would win, but just because the writer is on his side, and so things just work out for him or her. I like Steve Purcell's take on this in the Sam and Max universe. Half the plots involve Sam and Max bumbling into danger only to have an egregious act of deus ex machina save them at the last minute. In the very first comic, just when the duo are about to be sacrificed by the villainous cult leader at the top of the volcano to the volcano god (at the annual jamboree and pot luck sacrifice event), the villain succumbs to spontaneous combustion. Just close enough to Max's ropes to burn through. Sam remarks that they'll have to do some work because they can't expect "many more" combustible cultists. To me, this is a parody on all the plots that get stuck in a corner and try to pass off extremely convenient developments seriously, to arrange a desired outcome or protect the heroes. I think Sam and Max are aware of their special status in the universe and as a result they behave as characters that implicitly know nothing seriously bad can happen to them. This does add up to a consistent and often very funny universe, though. The invulnerability of the main characters becomes an integral part of the universe, instead of an ugly unwritten part of how these stories are often written. When villains shoot at the hero, they generally miss, and the hero doesn't; we can accept that the hero is a really good shot (this is easily possible) but there is no reason why villains are always bad shots. Sam and Max are terrible shots. (But so are the few villains that shoot at them.)
  • The MARPAT is based on the digital concept used by CADPAT, but using different colours. Here is a first-hand account of the development of MARPAT, as well as a (perhaps deservedly?) testy explication of exactly how much MARPAT owes to CADPAT.
  • For example in the case of fixing people's harelips abroad, he's correct that malnutrition and grinding poverty don't go away because a child can now have a normal looking smile, but how do you feed all the third world mothers well enough to avoid this from happening in the next generation without niggling little problems like respecting the sovereignty of foreign governments? I think you've missed his central point here (the one which Mr Wilde and I are in agreement with him): the worst slave owners were the kind ones. The reason you DON'T provide the charity is that you alleviate the conditions that are in place due to systemic inequality. By doing this you rob the masses of their revolutionary zeal. The homeless guy on the street should be on the barricades tearing down the system that puts him there. As long as the capitalists are able to get the working classes onside, feeding the poor, then the problem never comes to a head.
  • one step (well maybe two steps) from dumping millions of gallons of oil in the gulf. If we could just flush it, we would probably solve the problem. naw...not funny, unless you're high.
  • This robot is too smart for me. The jokes are terrible in terms of humor but rich in their explanations.
  • exactly how much MARPAT owes to CADPAT I find it fascinating how proprietary militaries get about something that seems so mundane. Camouflage is camouflage, you'd think, but no! Even the multiple generations of US camo have passionate defenders and detractors. Of course, it is actually a military technology, in the end. As the MARPAT guy said, when he began to envision just a single Marine's life being saved by his pattern it took on a deeper importance.
  • What a lovely person with lovely ideas.
  • If Freenet were better known not a wretched hive of scum and villainy, Wikileaks would be irrelevant. Also, 2256 = 115,792,089,237,316,195,423,570,985,008,687,907,853,269,984,665,640,564,039,457,584,007,913,129,639,936. So, yeah, it'd be 'a while' in the same sense that the universe is 'large.'
  • I would like to strongly reiterate my wanting that the Hob series be made into a very expensive movie. Starring Keanu Reeves as Hob.
  • Dammit we can't get caught out on the wrong side of a sausage gap with the Ruskies.
  • Yes, but headspace -- here's the problem. Many of the large publishing companies are not doing ebook editions of works they have published in print. In addition, they're being awfully lackadaisical about ever pulling them together and putting them out, period. (Quick, ask me how I know about this...) So really, what Wylie's doing here is bringing them a new revenue stream altogether that they wouldn't have had at all otherwise. There aren't 5 different publishers fighting over the ebook rights, there's no "tell[ing] his clients X Other E Publisher would give them a better deal than he would". No one else stepped up, so he did. As an author who hired an agent far later than she should have done, I'll tell you here and now that after dealing with some particular publishers, I would happily hand over my books to my agent's firm tomorrow if they wanted to publish ebook editions of them. They're a fantastic and reputable firm, they handle some other literary gems of the same stature as the ones Wylie's dealing with, and they've been around longer than at least one of my parents have been alive. I trust them more than any publisher I've ever worked with, truth be told.
  • Futurama kind of predicted this with Humorbot 5.0: "So I said, "Super-collider? I just met her!" [audience laughs] And then they built the super collider."
  • Really beautiful. Thank you Taft. Her voice really makes it too. So warm.
  • OK. That's a barrage balloon. What's a barrage balloon?
    A barrage balloon is a large balloon tethered with metal cables, used to defend against low-level attack by aircraft by damaging the aircraft on collision with the cables, or at least making the attacker's approach more difficult. Some versions carried small explosive charges that would be pulled up against the aircraft to ensure its destruction. Barrage balloons were regularly employed only against low-flying aircraft, the weight of a longer cable making them impracticable for higher altitudes.
  • I think Assange is a jackass, and here's why. The historical equivalent that comes to everyone's mind are The Pentagon Papers. Yet there's an important distinction between Assange and Daniel Ellsberg. * The Pentagon Papers were essentially an internal report about the why of the Vietnam War. * The WikiLeaks' Afghan War Diary is the what. The why is useful, inasmuch as it speaks to the reasoning behind the decisions of the Kennedy and Johnson administrations, the timing of those decisions, and the dissembling. The what is just an avalanche of stuff. Some of it is useful. None of it is parsed. Some of it is irresponsible, as I'm sure some Afghan informants and American soldiers are finding out about right now. I'm tempted to think of an analogy. Imagine a bunch of British soldiers executed some Nazi prisoners. A journalist discovers a record of this, along with the latest details about supply convoys crossing the Atlantic. The journalist releases all of this in the name of radical transparency, regardless of the fact that the malfeasance discovered doesn't have anything at to do with a bunch of merchant marines. Think of another analogy -- the Pat Tillman case. It's desirable for the public to know about a likely cover-up. It's not useful for the public to know what Tillman's old unit did last week. If Assange had spent one iota of effort in parsing the data, extracting the why, or acting like a journalist, we'd be fitting him for sainthood. If the guy dressed in rags on the corner screaming and waving a sign reading The Asteroid is Coming to Kill Us All ... if that guy knew he was right, and had evidence he was right ... wouldn't you be mad at him ... for dressing in rags on the corner screaming and waving a sign? Isn't there a better way than this?
  • Of course this is all dependent on which libraries buy in, and I'm assuming it might be expensive. Great post.
  • That was lovely--thank you for posting it. I am an introvert and I like being by myself, but it can be lonely if it's not by choice. I think the video address that gently and well. I really liked the part about being alone but not alone at the library; I remember one period of real loneliness where my only solace was the local public library. It was one of the few places where I felt any kind of connection to anyone, even though I mostly just smiled at the librarians and looked through the stacks. (Also: at first I didn't realize that the filmmaker was Andrea Dorfman! I like her films very much and am glad to see her new work.)
  • Love the crazy-looking scores.
  • Babblesort: This post is titled 171 Alternatives. The article it goes to is called 69 Alternatives. Copying and pasting your tags into a text editor I find that there 98 tags. My fault. I pruned a few tags, but at post creation, there was 102 tags. However, TextWrangler's character/word/line count lends itself towards confusion -- 171 words, not 171 lines. I'll see if an admin can fix the title/post.
  • When did people stop becoming adults and start remaining super-stunted emo teenagers like this? Can't be more stunted than the need to piss on the ways other people find solace.
  • What Mikey-san said, but I'll also add that those calculations assume that rubber-hose cryptanalysis will not be employed not employed here.
  • I dunno. Twice is more than enough.
  • how is a good anger different from a circular mentor ? one is a sound rage , the other is a round sage . *gong* *bows*
  • Productivity *shatner pause* dropping... *gasp*
  • OK ... Well, I don't know how atypical I am. I'm starting out not with a 160 GB music collection, but about half that. I don't consider it so huge. It's a lot of imported CDs and a lot of music from my monthly eMusic subscription. That subscription gives me 35-ish new tracks a month (which are very economically priced), so it's important to me to have plenty of extra space so I don't feel like I've maxed out on buying music. Of course I realize that many people have much smaller music collections than mine and that many people get most of their music illegally. But I wasn't trying to make some generalization that everyone is like me. I was giving 160 GB as an example to put 8 GB in perspective: I'd consider that a pretty small music collection. I consider my 80-ish GB collection medium-sized, and in fact quite inadequate relative to the kind of library I'd like to have. (Just having a decent reference library of classical and jazz, let alone other genres, takes up sooo much space.)
  • That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
  • A few years back I poured two lightsticks (glowsticks) into the bowl of a toilet and photographed it. This became internet famous for a few days: Lightsticks In Toilet. (Self link disclaimer goes here, if not obvious already.)
  • White House Begs WikiLeaks: Don't Publish More Afghan Secrets
  • Interesting! Appreciate your taking the time, and may your future hold more onerous tax brackets.
  • I, for one, consider Cesar Milan to be more of an expert in human psychology than dog psychology. Agreed. He's an interesting guy, but I feel like his success with dogs really comes down to him, not some repeatable process he can pass on via 40 minutes of TV. And both of those shows give me a "Have a Good Stare At . . . " vibe. They're basically animal versions of the hoarder/ intervention reality shows. They aren't fighting over training techniques so much as who can get a bigger whackjob for a guest.
  • Hard to pick highlights because every post is eye-opening in some way, but here are just a few of my favorites: Bernard Szajner, inventor of the laser harp, who sounds like an asthmatic Lou Reed in a room full of computers; A realization of Kepler's "music of the spheres"; La joueuse de tympanon, a dulcimer-playing automaton from the 18th century; The theme from Arkanoid.
  • Perhaps Mr. Zizek believes that capitalism entails absolute poverty as a necessary component. Therefore, he concludes that people engaging in capitalistic enterprise as creating poverty, no matter their intentions. I understand that there will always be an underclass in any capitalist society, but I don't think that it's been proven that this underclass needs to be poor in an absolute sense. The idea that no one should live in abject poverty can co-exist with the idea that certain members of society should have more than others based on their value to society. So, why would one person not want to behave in such a way that they get what they want (a cup of coffee, say) while their fellow human beings also get what they deserve (a fair amount of money for growing that coffee)? What we are seeing in the behavior of consumers choosing fair trade (arguably, I admit), organic, local, sweatshop-free, carbon-neutral, non-toxic, recycled, recyclable and/or compostable products is enlightenment. People are trying to do good. Granted, marketers are going to exploit people's desire to do something beneficial, cf. Bill Hicks. That's what they do. But, let's not become so cynical as to believe that members of capitalist cultures are merely being suckered again when they finally start reassessing and realigning their values. Some people haven't gotten it yet, they haven't woken up, and they're getting bamboozled by these trends for conscientiousness. Many others are saying, hey, we've found a better way, a way of doing things where everyone wins. Or, at least no one loses. Muhammad Yunus, for one, has made the argument that capitalism is a marvelous, but decidedly incomplete economic system. It is incomplete because it depends on humans acting only as money-grubbers. So many of the myths of capitalism, with which we have been inculcated, reinforce and celebrate this idea of people as nothing more than bank account optimizers. Whether we take this as the result of societal pressure to "succeed" or some biological imperative to control more resources, we can easily see that it's simply not the case. In fact, it takes a lot of work, telling these myths and celebrating avarice, to get people to think in this way. People are not solely economic units fixated on earning wealth. We all want the world to be a better place, to do well by others, to lessen suffering and increase happiness. (The reasons behind this can be both altruistic and selfish, but that's beside the point.) If given the choice between maximizing the bottom line of profit and respecting a triple bottom line of profits, environmental impact and societal impact, a rational person (and any sentient, emotional creatures like ourselves) will choose the latter. This is human nature. I believe that the opposition of my idea above with Mr. Zizek's idea that we are merely assuaging our guilt for our own participation in a corrupt system is what got him labeled a misanthrope. He doesn't think that people are misguided by marketing to pay a premium for "caring", he thinks that people don't actually care and wouldn't, if given the chance. I find that truly sad. For, while it may be a Sisyphean task, we have to believe that once we enlighten people on the impact of their actions, they will choose the right course. It is already heartbreaking to think of the enormity of this system that fetishizes commodities, exports pollution to other countries, oppresses the weak for the benefit of the rich and adds fuel to the fire of global warming. I simply cannot believe that all 6 billion of us are willingly and knowingly taking part in our mutual destruction like so many sociopathic masochists. No, I have to believe that we are incredibly, galactically foolish, but we are not evil. We can learn to do better. Some of us have learned to stop being imperialistic meliorists. We have come to realize that perhaps there is a better way to secure our daily bread than under the auspices of enormous agribusiness oligopolies. We have finally started to come around to the notion, quietly a-hum in the secret chambers of our hearts, that, despite the vapidity and carelessness with which we act all too often, we are compassionate, considerate and ineffably kind human beings.
  • Granted, I have an odd sense of humor, but I think this thing is hilarious.
  • The steps it walks you through are like some 50s futurist's vision of comedy in the year 2000. Scientist: Computer, please generate a new joke. Computer: WOULD YOU LIKE A JOKE ABOUT [TRANSPORT] OR [CLOTHES]? Scientist: Transport, please.
  • My dog training idols, the monks of New Skete, eliminated the alpha wolf rollover in later editions of How To Be Your Dog's Best Friend. Cesar Milan still uses it - I have always hated it. I agree with the monks and the recent research I've come across is a lot more about how dogs live more cooperatively and less hierarchically than was previously thought. Also, dogs especially the extremely fluffy one on my feet right now who is worrying about thunder which is some very dangerous and scary stuff you know aren't wolves. My dogs have been (admittedly somewhat haphazardly) trained using about 90% positive reinforcement and they're very good dogs. Yes they are! Good guys! Such good guys! Let's all have a milk bone! Yum!
  • Assange and Breitbart are both horrible people who are engaged in pissing contest to see who can destroy America faster one from the far left and the other from the far right. The collateral murder was highly effective propaganda that was edited to show the incident in the worst possible light. We saw with climate gate that you can dump a load of shit, highlight a few key documents and create a total propoganda win. This latest leak is nothing more. Danger Room had an excellent report up on the problems with the raw kinds of reports that were leaked
  • FAMOUS, what I think is meant by that is the theory that Batman is so popular precisely because he is "realistic", in the regular non-super powered sense. This means that anyone could (theoretically) become Batman if he or she applied him or herself hard enough, so the reader can sympathize with the character in a way you can't with an alien from Krypton or a radioactive spider-bitten teenager. But now I realize that even if I did devote my life to becoming Batman, I would necessarily have to make irrational and nonsensical choices to do so. Aargh!
  • The greatest gift I learned in life was how to be alone. The truly lonely are in shitty relationships. Amen. When I was in my relationship I really understood the line from "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof"; "I'm not living with you; we occupy the same cage!"
  • Alan Sherman: It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going Clickity clack, dear I thought automation was keen Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine It was a computer that tore us apart, dear Automation broke my heart. There's an RCA 5-0-3 Standing next to me, dear, where you used to be Doesn't have your smile Doesn't have your shape, Just a bunch of punch cards and light bulbs and tape, dear You're a girl who's soft, warm and sweet But you're only human and that's obsolete Though I'm very fond of that new 5-0-3, dear Automation's not for me. It was automation, I'm told That s why I got fired and I'm out in the cold How could I have known When the 5-0-3 Started in to blink it was winking at me, dear I thought it was just some mishap When it sidled over and sat on my lap But when it said "l love you " and gave me a hug, dear That's when I pulled out. . . its plug.
  • Perhaps she is barking up the wrong tree. I, for one, consider Cesar Milan to be more of an expert in human psychology than dog psychology. From what I've seen of the show, most of the time, the problem isn't with the dog, it's with the dog's owner.
  • Definitely one of those moments where you realize that you're living in the future. I'm not sure if this is better or worse than a flying car but if you'd tried to explain it all to me thirty years ago, I'd have said, "that sounds like a science fiction novel".
  • Can someone who knows Russian or WWII history tell me what the heck this is? barrage balloon
  • I'm still waiting for this to arrive. It's been a month. I am sure it was seized. I am going to look through those photos!
  • Well, all people who mentioned "reinforcement" with Cesar Milan up to that point, or said that clicker training is the same as "positive reinforcement", including myself (it also involves lots of negative punishment). Not, like, all the people in the whole world.
  • I'm in my late thirties, and the lady at the Mexican grocery store I shop at still calls me "mi hijo" when I'm cashing out. The guy who speaks in broken English who helps me load my stuff at a local hardware store is always smiling and helpful. The ladies in the back at the tortilla factory speak Spanish, work hard and they create fantastic handmade tortillas, made with the personal touch that makes them tastier than anything you could ever get from a machine. All of these people are here legally. These people are also subject to being harassed under 1070 if it were to take effect. That disturbs me. I'm white, so I can sail through the Border Patrol checkpoints. I don't run the risk of having to prove that I'm here legally. But these people have done nothing wrong - they just happened to be born with brown skin - and they still have to deal with harassment and suspicion that whites don't have to. The pendulum will swing someday. Whites will be a minority in the US in a few decades, according to projections. The Arizona legislature can pass all the laws they want, and it won't change that. When the history books are written in the not-too-distant future, this will be looked on as a dark chapter in American history.
  • That does give me an idea for a new MeFi subsite, though. Hm.
  • Posting to alt.anonymous.messages via Mixmaster is just as good as Freenet, if the volume isn't huge. It would be a fine way to distribute keys for encrypted material that you were sending around some other way. Also, if Freenet were not a wretched hive of scum and villainy, then it would be an obvious sign that it should not be trusted. Anything that can be used to distribute government/corporate secrets is certainly going to be used to distribute objectionable pornography. Conversely, if you were looking to distribute a lot of data anonymously, you'd probably do well to look at some of the sleazier corners of the Internet -- and probably also to disguise your traffic that way. I look forward to the next Pentagon Papers being packaged up as "2girls1goat.rar" and distributed via RapidShare.
  • I love these animations, thanks for sharing. As for Zizek's points, it's an interesting look at how modern capitalism lets people alibi themselves by personal decisions. I think some of his points are slightly off (people should be going for organic fruit because of the question of pesticide content in non-organic fruit, not any kind of ethical dimension) but on the whole he's got some good ones. The whole question of "communism is not Leninism/Stalinism" is off; I would say that Victor Serge expressed the bulk of my feelings (being myself a Trotskyist): "It is often said that 'the germ of all Stalinism was in Bolshevism at its beginning'. Well, I have no objection. Only, Bolshevism also contained many other germs, a mass of other germs, and those who lived through the enthusiasm of the first years of the first victorious socialist revolution ought not to forget it. To judge the living man by the death germs which the autopsy reveals in the corpse – and which he may have carried in him since his birth – is that very sensible?" – From Lenin to Stalin, 1937.
  • I think I've seen this guy on Market Street in SF. If this is the same guy that plays with water bowls and - of all things - a stringed instrument made out metal tube of a leaf blower with the gas engine still attached - I fully believe he can play a garden hose. The sound quality may be explained by this: Every time I've seen him play he has some little portable amplifier cranked up to 11. You can hear him from 6th Street to Powell in the middle of the day over the din of 4 lanes of traffic and about 8 intersections. It's really impressive how loud he is. So if it's a recording from an open air microphone on a camcorder that close it's probably so loud where they're standing it's clipping and the mic is being overwhelmed.
  • Misery Bear: Goes to London - Celebrates Christmas - Has a day off - Gets a Valentine's card - Looks forward to the World Cup
  • mrgrimm - no way. Byron was a badass. He ruined lives, including his own, went into massive debt, exiled himself, etc etc. You can't put Byron up against some sappy YouTube video of kitty cats and dancing. For shame. What do you have against kitty cats and dancing?
  • No Secrets, a New Yorker profile.
  • Holy cow these are bad.
  • Samizdata, I don't think the Arizona law proposes any changes to the barriers to citizenship. That's a completely different issue. Now that your friend is an American citizen, he has absolutely no fear of walking down the street in Phoenix and suddenly getting tossed over the Mexico border because he left his wallet at home. If he were "Mexican-looking," that would not be the case.
  • Oh my god I'm dying. I ... I can't believe I never thought of doing this before. This is astounding. I know from experience [self-link] how hard it can be to match your photograph to an existing one. Exact location, perfect angle, same lens - even the difference in height in the two photographers can throw things off. Sergey either has incredible patience in lining up a shot or a good grasp of what parts of the pictures to show to make things match up. Or, you know, good skill in post-production. Still, regardless of all the technical, it's still awesome just to look at. I agree completely with valkyryn's comment about ghosts come to life. Man.
  • Any action like this is going to have both pros and cons. It's never a black and white. The very same things that put the lives of American soldiers and local collaborators at risk will possibly save the lives of some Afghanis on the other side. As far as I can see, that is pretty much a wash, I can see how those of you who have people you know over there fighting might see differently. The difference between ISAF forces and their local enemies is what they are fighting for. They're fighting for self-governance, theocracy and tribalism. ISAF is fighting for democracy, freedom and capitalism (And I don't think capitalism is necessarily a bad thing). And the real question is then, will this leak help promote theocracy and tribalism or democracy and freedom. And when I put it like that, I just don't see the downside.
  • What this represents is the next natural step of politics as usual in Arizona. I live in southern Arizona, and a great deal of my friends and co-workers are Mexican-Americans. I'm sick of the constant derision of Latino people. But it continues. Every year Russell Pearce and his cohorts in the legislature introduce yet more anti-illegal immigrant legislation. Every. Single. Year. Next year they're targeting birthright citizenship (you think the Feds are really going to let you go on that one?) and, IIRC, they want to require schools to verify citizenship. They keep harping on illegal aliens, but there is a deep undercurrent of racism running through it all. It's the same racism that makes people yell "Go back to Mexico!" at Latinos who have roots here stretching back generations. It's the same racism that draws white supremacist groups to donate cash to these politicians. It's the same racism that laws such as SB1070 aim to legitimize. I understand that illegal immigration is a problem. Ask any rancher in Cochise County that has had their land trashed by migrants. Ask a first responder who has had to go help when a smuggler's vehicle has flipped with 20 people inside. There are real problems inherent when you have this kind of influx. But solutions have to be realistic. There are 10+ million here illegally now. How do you deal with that many people? You can't deport them, since that would be an operation of unbelieveable scale. You can't tell an illegal just by looking at them. SB1070 would have given police a green light to racially profile. (It wasn't needed to allow the police to hassle Latinos; that always goes on. This would have legitimitzed it.) I don't know that these guys ever actually want immigration to be solved, since they need it for a wedge issue.
  • I think that the new law required police officers to determine immigration status, not simply allowed them to. Sections of S.B. 1070 are preempted by federal law: Portion of Section 2 of S.B. 1070 A.R.S. § 11-1051(B): requiring that an officer make a reasonable attempt to determine the immigration status of a person stopped, detained or arrested if there is a reasonable suspicion that the person is unlawfully present in the United States, and requiring verification of the immigration status of any person arrested prior to releasing that person Section 3 of S.B. 1070 A.R.S. § 13-1509: creating a crime for the failure to apply for or carry alien registration papers Portion of Section 5 of S.B. 1070 A.R.S. § 13-2928(C): creating a crime for an unauthorized alien to solicit, apply for, or perform work Section 6 of S.B. 1070 A.R.S. § 13-3883(A)(5): authorizing the warrantless arrest of a person where there is probable cause to believe the person has committed a public offense that makes the person removable from the United States
  • Also, his alpha roll bit is not nearly as violent as many of his detractors paint it. It's more a gradual submission thing.
  • That was beautiful. Thanks for sharing it. xmutex - we get it. you're too cool to like it. point made.
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  • I know everyone and their grandma will think this is crass and what-have-you, but I'd much, much rather have a few hundred US soldiers and informants killed than many more thousands of Iraqi and Afghani civilians killed in my name. Crass? Saying "I'd rather have X killed than Y" when the deaths of neither X nor Y directly affect you? Try immoral. In other news, I am absolutely puzzled to how far the AES256 discussion has gone in this thread. Do you really believe this insurance policy thing anything other than a bluff? Puh-lease. You give this dude waaaay too much credit.
  • At last, jokes even Carlos MenciaNed Holness won't steal.
  • Yeah, there are definitely some negative connotations with dominance theory (and Cesar does some nasty things) but from my cursory understanding Stillwell is still working in that framework, just with a positive spin. In the article the dog described is insecure because they do not understand the power structure and they are reassured and made emotionally stable by what is effectively asserting dominance. Dogs think in power structures and need to know their rank, and positive reinforcement is a way of accomplishing that. I am only annoyed by this "positive spin" to the extent that it encourages lovey-dovey spoiling behaviour when what dogs really rely on, more than anything, is stability. If you provide a stable, predictable environment, the dog will feel safe, and everything follows from that. If you are understood to be the provider of safety, obedience comes naturally.
  • They forgot to say that you have to smoke pot before using it..
  • what do you call a cattle with a heel ? a shoe cow . what do you call an american state that has a heel ? a shoe york .
  • If you were an Afghan informant, I'm guessing you'd put Julian Assange into the "working to destroy me" category right about now. That's bullshit for so many reasons: 1. Afghan informants are likely working to improve Afghanistan, and the cult of secrecy that has been in place the last decade has done nothing significant to make their situation any better. 2. Information that would compromise people was culled by the editorial staff of the NY Times, Guardian and Der Spiegel. 3. The information in the leaks is already old to begin with, and it was deliberately withheld so that the above excuse can't easily be used.
  • I really wish there wasn't a three drink minimum. We could have gone to the movies, but no, we had to go to the comedy club.....
  • Thank you. Those discussing different types of loneliness above might be interested in this video: And In That Moment, I Felt Infinite.
  • I'm going to sit out this debate and watch some Barbara Woodhouse because I love hearing her say "Walkies!"
  • Holy cow. I honestly can't recall the last time I laughed so hard. Not at the jokes themselves, I hasten to add, but about halfway through the thread (interspersed with multiple refreshes of the joke-making page) something just broke inside me and I began laughing uncontrollably. And as quietly as possible. Which, for me, resembles weeping--I'm glad that none of my co-workers stopped by, as they would have assumed that something terrible had happened! I did get this one, though, which is totally not bad!
    what do you call a cross between a fright and a new world ? a western hemis - fear .
  • To put it in context, I thought Wikileak's related "Collateral Murder" video wasn't much chop at all. I'm on record here saying it. I'm also on record here v.recently questioning whether the latest Wikileaks info was being taken out of context. I'm certainly not all "Julian Assange yaaay!" or anything. No dog in this race.
  • I know this person and she is an amazing person and I am so happy to see this posted here. I do too and I completely agree. I saw her name here and got a little giddy inside.
  • Some people seem to fear being alone, and let's not get into people who fear silence. I recently attended a birthday party where we all particpated in a 5-minute silence circle. It was interesting to see which people liked it and which couldn't stand it.
  • My point, really, is that I've never seen anyone try to argue that Batman is realistic at all, let alone the most realistic of superheroes. This dude makes a post trying to argue that Batman is absurd - I mean, really? A kid's parents get killed and he decides the best way to handle that is to train at everything in the world and become the best at it and then put on some pantyhose and punch muggers and this guy thinks he's lifting the veil from anyone's eyes that Batman is absurd? Superhero comics are inherently ridiculous. To me, that's part of their charm. But this guy is saying he can totally suspend disbelief for Superman or Spider-man, but there are just too many logical inconsistencies for him to buy into Batman. Maybe I'm just tired of reading arguments from nerds who start with a conclusion and work backwards. It's entirely acceptable to say you're just not into a popular thing. This article read like one of those people who insist that there's a huge flaw in the movie The Matrix (other than it being a crappy movie) what with the phrase "a form of fusion" not sufficiently handwaving their trampling on the laws of physics, but have no trouble accepting "dilithium crystals" as a perfectly rational explanation for all the science-related howlers committed in your average episode of Star Trek. It occurs to me that my wording probably makes me sound a lot more annoyed by this than I actually am. If this spirit has offended, etc.
  • Cookie panic in 2010? This retro thing is getting out of hand.
  • Sorry, I'm not on the CIA payroll nor a troll. In my opinion, here are the valid comparisons between Assange and Breitbart: both men are absolutely sure that what they are doing is right; both men consider the ends to justify the means, editing the content they release for maximum explosive benefit. Both are self-aggrandizing and seemingly incapable of apologies. But that's the extent of the comparison I was trying to make: their tactics are similar. They are not exactly the same. Apparently there's been an active Assange=Breitbart campaign that I've blissfully ignored, and it's gotten peoples' hackles up. My perspective is, it's too bad the guy "on our side" isn't more careful of innocent bystanders as he pushes our shared agenda. Meanwhile, it's still bullshit to start ad hominem attacks because a comment on MetaFilter resembles one you heard somebody make in another thread or on another site. But hey Kip, maybe we'll run into each other at a PDX meetup and you can tell me about all the cool magazines you read.
  • I've watched this video 8 times so far...WTF?? Why am I so mesmerized?
  • American Beautoy is brilliant--it really does cover the film, but adds new meaning to the "dancing bag" video. Which means I can never, ever watch the original again without laughing. Hard. Can't wait to get home from work so I can watch the others. Great Friday post.
  • I just remembered that I hate jokes.
  • I think it's important to distinguish training a healthy, happy puppy and training an older dog which already has developed problems because of poor earlier experiences. Cesar pretty much specializes in the latter, while most of us new dog owners can go straight to positive-reinforcement training (which is classic and works just fine, and is very easy if you start early). Rehabilitation is another story entirely and does revolve, to some extent, around "dominating" the dog. Not in any negative sense, but in that you must teach the dog that its current behaviours should not be done and instead it needs to emulate you and learn appropriate boundaries. This, of course, can take months. Fortunately for us, problem dogs are not the norm unless you are adopting (which is totally awesome and rewarding, btw). Even on the show, something that takes 8 hours of continuous prodding by Cesar will be edited down to look like magic. But just like Cesar's theory, Stilwell's theory is not a cure-all.
  • Always made a clear distinction between (regenerative) solitude and loneliness myself.
  • Beautiful beautiful beautiful. Thank you.
  • mrgrimm - no way. Byron was a badass. He ruined lives, including his own, went into massive debt, exiled himself, etc etc. You can't put Byron up against some sappy YouTube video of kitty cats and dancing. For shame.
  • Looks like they brutally murdered a unicorn in there. Not that I have any experience with that kind of thing. *looks around nervously*
  • These folks (and it's not just Assange, right?) are fucking heroes.
  • When democracy has failed and supposedly lawful organizations conspire to hide the truth of their misdeeds, who, might I ask, would trust a committee?
  • When did people stop becoming adults and start remaining super-stunted emo teenagers like this? A better question might be: When did communicating sincerely become un-adult?
  • ...of course, one side effect of eating alone too much is that you tend to eat like a goblin. But no one ever tells you that. I liked the way she put it, 'With all the other chow-downers'. I liked this a lot.. the contradiction of seeking happy solitude in of all places the anonymous public, among others. Some of those things in there only a fellow loner would know.
  • The sirens were suspiciously sync'd with the music. One can only imagine that San Francisco emergency services drivers are mostly former musicians, trying to keep up their chops.
  • The Straightener: "Nobody in my lifetime has fucked with The Man so hardball as Assange. I am in awe of this dude; he is a godlike figure casted from amalgamated brass testicles." The Straightener, he may be your personal Tyler Durden to worship, but I fail to see how foreign-born Taliban thugs hunting down Afghan informants and cutting off their heads doesn't fit into the "making the world shittier" column. If you were an Afghan informant, I'm guessing you'd put Julian Assange into the "working to destroy me" category right about now.
  • I dunno. When surprised by a running, barking dog while walking; I always immediately assume my alpha dog stance, and the other dog will stop and stand-down. That's what works for me, anyway.
  • Just found it...everyone should keep a copy in their homes. War is ugly, and we shouldn't forget it...or let others cover it up.
  • They- THEY- are bat shit crazy insane OK just like these people described in this article then.
  • what do you call a cruise detector ? a photoelectric c - sail . And humanity is safe from robot superiority for one more day.
  • You don't always have a treat or a clicker handy Treats and clickers are for training, not for everything you do with your dog all the rest of his life. My dog doesn't get a treat anymore when he sits and is quiet to go outside -- he hears a reinforcing phrase (a word/phrase that he associates with past treats, like a word "click"), which for him is "Good boy!" The whole point of positive reinforcement is that once the association is made, you just use the reinforcing sound -- which can be a word or phrase -- when you get the behavior you want. The cats, similarly, were trained with treats (of course) but now they just sit or come on command. And of course we haven't confused them or poisoned the command words by punishing or yelling at them after they obey, for example, a come command. Occasional reinforcement (petting or food) is all that is needed. I'd add that I stopped watching Millan when I saw him use "flooding" to, ironically, deal with a dog who was frightened of water (another thing that used to terrify my Aussie). This question/answer bit about what's wrong with Millan's flooding and physicial correction approach is from a kinda stupid site but the quoted comments and websites are worth reviewing. I think what is tough to find these days is any real scientific or professional support for these particular Millan's techniques and theories. He's a TV star, not someone who is well regarded or well respected by people in his field.
  • I am impressed by your tag-dedication. That is all.
  • He's mainly focused on corporate social responsibility, cause marketing and top-down melioristic structures. As a professional NPO fundraiser, I am sympathetic to his complaints on those specific issues but I don't think it describes the charitable sector as a whole extremely well. If anything, the trend for the past two decades in what charities / NPOs do (especially orgs dealing with international development and social justice) has been towards empowering individuals, affinity groups and communities with money, information and assistance, rather than running their affairs. My response as a radical to Zizek would be that charity and nonprofit institutions are going to be the core of any alternative social infrastructure put in place to replace capitalism. I personally favour the "dual power" idea current in anarchism, where the structures of future society must at least be initiated (and often more than that) in our current society, rather than just waiting for some far-off revolution to solve everything in an orgiastic burst of violence. Many grassroots NPOs provide a good model for demonstrating how a radical social system like Parecon's stakeholder based ownership model can actually be put into practice. They familiarise people with the operations and duties of autonomous organisation, both to ameliorate capitalism-induced problems in the here and now and in preparation for the autonomously organised society they may one day create and live in. Frankly, between this and his "Violence" book, Zizek's been turning out some real garbage lately. He seems to just want to complain about the status quo without having to pay attention to what anyone other than a few limousine liberals in Western Europe and America are thinking and doing. He's like the David Brooks of the radical left.
  • Christ, what an assglow.
  • burnmp3s "Giving poor people a public service and encouraging everyone else to pay for private alternatives is a great way to ensure that those public services are underfunded and unpopular".Succinct and oh so very right. Right as in correct, certainly not political. Something, I dare say, many European countries understand much better than many of our politicians and government entities. Thanks for the reminder. And guess what capitalism and free enterprise still thrives in the countries where public services are designed and used by all.
  • Amazing stuff! Thanks for posting it!
  • Treats and clickers are for training, not for everything you do with your dog all the rest of his life. I quite understand but in my experience, even months/years of training doesn't always trump instinct. Again, whatever works for you.
  • I think "The Face" is really about the failure of modern animators to come up with successful set of visual conventions for the face. The last breakthrough was the anime face (Astro boy), which replaced the animal-face conventions brought to such sophistication by WB and Disney animators. The anime face is ripe for retirement. Recent attempts at "building a better face" have not been satisfying. They either fall into the uncanny valley, or reveal too much of their geometric matrix. By contrast, surface textures and backgrounds in modern animation are continually improving, getting more realistic, more innovative and more artistic. The face, however, stubbornly resists innovation. Lei Lei's "The Face" solves the problem in a novel way -- too bad he can only use it once.
  • Reading that Batman thing, I was reminded of why Dresden Codak isn't on my shortlist of webcomics that I try to keep up on regularly; despite his obvious gifts as an artist, there isn't a single plate of beans that Diaz won't overthink.
  • Speeding On The Needle Bliss was a hard hitting social classic!
  • it would take years (if not centuries) to crack it Just as an amusing aside, it's worth putting things into perspective here. Numbers are fun. The "256" part is short for "256-bit key length". That means, in a brute-force search of the possible key space, 2256 operations are required to exhaust all possible solutions. This is outside the reach of computational power as we understand it. Short of someone obtaining the password or the encryptor having chosen a poor password, this kind of key space is not brute-forceable. It doesn't matter how many computers you throw at the problem: humanity doesn't have enough computational power to pull it off before the Sun swallows the inner planets. This doesn't take into account not any breakthrough in algorithmic attacks on AES itself, however. As they say, attacks never get worse. There are a couple of theoretical attacks on AES, but they're still either outside the limits of what we can compute or simply impractical for various reasons. http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2009/07/new_attack_on_a.html http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2009/07/another_new_aes.html Unless the encryptor Did Something Dumb, I wouldn't expect anyone to crack it.
  • Of course if you have multiple personalities, you never have to be alone ... unless you can't get along with yourselves.
  • I, too, am a torn on the issue of putting innocent people into danger. On the other hand, we're faced with a military/government system that uses the legitimacy of 'protect the innocent' classification to cover the much broader 'protect our asses from public scrutiny' classification. Perhaps the best way to protect the innocents is to only classify documents that must be classified. As it is, it seems as if the innocents involved are effectively hostages: "Don't air our dirty laundry: or these innocent people will suffer."
  • I think the military needs to review whatever policy that exists that grants access to such highly classified infromation to relatively untested 22 year old privates. And those State Department memos, if they are what Manning says they are, are exactly the kind of thing that needs to stay secret. Ambassadors' impressions of other countries' leaders don't need to be publicized. If Assange does publish them, we'll know that the truth is not his primary concern here. That's gotta be some kind of ego trip to give the most powerful country in the world a black eye with a few keystrokes...
  • What's the difference between Steven Wright and the Joking Computer?
    Syntax error at line 1 near diff(): Parameters must not be identical.
  • Pseudonumb, I take it you're responsible for the "It looks like you guys slaughtered a unicorn in your bathroom" comment on the video?...
  • And yes, there are 101 tags but only 98 are replacement images.
  • Well I almost cracked a half-smile when he stroked the Diana post-card. And yeah nothing like the Smoke to turn a touch of the blues into full blown depression.
  • Damn do y'all hear crickets?
  • The best voice in which to read these jokes is the voice that warns passengers on the Broad Street line in Philly: "Doors Closing." It's a very sing-song but at the same time rich and almost husky female voice, who insists on saying "doahws" like we're in bloody England or something. But somehow she still manages to sound mechanized. What the hell were we talking about?
  • Thank god it's that Assange guy, because I didn't remember uploading a 1.4 gb file. They say your mind is the first or second thing to go (I forget which). The White House issued a statement today saying they were asking wikilinks to stop publishing the recently leaked files because it was putting people in danger. In related news: Wookie Links.
  • What an interesting person, and to take all that time and effort to help the starving in Ireland, when it wasn't a particularly politic thing to do. Time to dig deeper into his history! I did a Google Books search and found this amazingly titled book by Alexis Soyer, "A shilling cookery for the people: embracing an entirely new system of plain cookery and domestic economy." which not only seems to have a lot of interesting recipes, but also a lot of history in it as well. From the "soup" link... "Alexis Soyer claimed that a meal of his soup once a day, together with a biscuit was sufficient to sustain the strength of a strong healthy man. Not everyone agreed. He was somewhat ridiculed in Punch, where it was said that Soyer's soup was not Soup for the Poor, but rather, Poor Soup!" Ha ha! Punch always was so funny. No wait a second... "[Ireland's] population fell by between 20 and 25 percent. Approximately one million people died and a million more emigrated from Ireland. (...) In an article on "English Rule" on 7 March 1846, Mitchel wrote that the Irish People were "expecting famine day by day" and they attributed it collectively, not to "the rule of heaven as to the greedy and cruel policy of England." Wiki link. "Recreation and leisure ceased. Poetry, music and dancing died. These things were lost and completely forgotten. When life improved in other ways, these pursuits never returned as they had been. The Famine killed everything." google books link.. hmm. Hey Punch? Fuck you and burn. Alexis Soyer put others before him and helped the unfortunate, and is untouchable by the likes of you.
  • To sum up what I think Artw and I are both saying: So we like Batman, and that's fine, but he's absurd, more absurd than any other character in modern fiction. Except Dagny TaggartKimiko Ross.
  • Misery Bear has an alcohol problem, to be certain, but this is a symptom, not a disease, a failed defense mechanism, to numb his constant feelings of rage at his disappointment in reality's failure to live up to his overblown expectations. He wants to be noticed in a crowd, but does nothing notable. He desires love, but is not lovable himself, aside from the circumstances of his fuzzy, cuddly bear birth. He cannot so much as feed pigeons without running at them. Even the sounds of children playing evoke his frustration. He doesn't need a drink in him to go flinging items about or to wreak some petty damage, mostly upon his own possessions, as a proxy for himself. The alcohol buffers him from realizing how much his own desires, wants without responsibility, are responsible for his suffering. The mass of bears lead a life of quiet desperation.
  • Cookie party, cookie party!
  • According to Wikipedia:
    Assange co-invented "Rubberhose deniable encryption", a cryptographic concept made into a software package for Linux designed to provide plausible deniability against rubber-hose cryptanalysis, which he originally intended "as a tool for human rights workers who needed to protect sensitive data in the field".
    In case your wondering..
    rubber-hose cryptanalysis is the extraction of cryptographic secrets (e.g. the password to an encrypted file) from a person by coercion or torture, in contrast to a mathematical or technical cryptanalytic attack.
    So I guess we can assume this is also "rubberhose deniable encryption".
  • Apparently in that hemisphere the joke circles the bowl in the other direction. Who knew?
  • Listen to yourselves. If there's one group of people in this war who deserve admiration, it's the locals who've had themselves and their families tyrannized for years by the Taliban butchers and who've placed themselves under tremendous risk of pain and death by deciding to fight back. But Assange is a hero and these people are fucking inconvenient so you have to go and make some ridiculous excuses for dismissing or even attacking them. posted by Anything at 8:43 AM on July 31 Well, you can choose to spin it that way, certainly. Based on what I've read about what was leaked, who is now "endangered" and whose blood has actually been spilt, and in what quantity, and by whom, and by what methods... I choose not to. I assure you that my relative lack of concern for "these people" has absolutely nothing to do with their being "inconvenient".
  • Is there any situation where this type of camouflage is appropriate? For starters, MsVader: hunting deer, turkey, bear, and human. See the third link for why. My all-time favorite dumbass camouflage item: camo wallet. Just want I want to be invisible, anytime I set it down...
  • Anything like CCleaner for Macs? posted by foxy_hedgehog at 8:33 PM on July 30 Washing Machine.
  • what kind of a mixture is a substance ? "Really? Get out! I never would have guessed that that was written by a machine."
  • Oh, and forgetting Stan Ridgeway is a sin.
  • When I delete all my cookies I have to re-log-on to sites such as metafilter, gmail, &c. Is there a way to block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep? I suggest LastPass for a password manager. Type one password when you first open your browser, and it will auto-login to the sites of your choosing. More secure than Firefox's password manager, for varying values of 'secure'.
  • Can we seriously declare a motherfucking moratorium on the Assange/Breitbart equivalency? It is beyond false; it is downright insulting. —Yes, I know, flag and move on, it's a handy rhetorical marker to help weigh any further utterances from someone who pretends to take it seriously, but it grates the eye, like the trolling you'd see in a YouTube comments thread or a Poltico article.
  • "what do you call a minister that has a beaver?" I don't know, but it's crawling up your leg.
  • While I generally approve the unveiling of things that are secret, I think this guy is full of shit. For additional background on him, I'd take a look at the short pieces Gawker has been publishing on him, especially this and this. The Mother Jones piece Gawker cites was complete nonsense. What does it matter if he's constantly worried about his own safety? They are casting doubt on personal stories about his life. Why? The man is doing incredible work and they are concerned about dubious (unverified) anecdotes about his eccentric lifestyle. In addition, MJ cite Cryptome, and completely misrepresent their position (see Cryptome's blog). Maybe Gawker and MJ can stop being so superficial and do some serious critical analysis of journalism rather than writing about Assange's hair. After reading MJ's article on Assange I vowed never to read another article by them again. A quote from Cryptome: "Mother Jones with Kushner's article stooped to an admirable new low in green-eyed journalism, worthy of the exemplary low standard set by Mother Jones herself, queen of dirty smears."
  • Ironmouth: People are allowed to choose with whom they will do business with. Yes, and everyone else in the market is allowed to complain about those kinds of decisions.
  • Batman always wins because he cheats. That is his superpower, to be prepared with the ultimate cheat for all occasions. Yep, almost every Batman plot can be summed up as: 1: Villain does something. 2: Batman loses. 3: Batman invents something. 4: Batman wins.
  • * And yes along with eating their fries you could also say "I've never had that type off shake here before." Pop the cap and start to swig.
  • No soap, radio!
  • Another type: camouflaging two words to contain fourteen links.
  • IndigoJones, I've made more money on one self-published book this year than I have in royalties on all my previous 12 books over the past 5 years, combined. Financially, it's a no-brainer. I agree that some of the previous books would not have been ultra-ideal for, say, the monochrome Kindle, but that hasn't stopped publishers (mine included) from putting their other full-color books on Kindle. Going forward, the iPad has pretty much solved the color part of the equation if that's super-important to you as a reader. The book I just published is on a hyper-specialized topic (the business of knitwear design), and yet it's selling briskly. Taking a look at copies sold just through me (not counting Amazon sales, etc): * print-only and ebook format (.mobi/.azw or .epub) sales are roughly the same * PDF-only sales are roughly 3 times print/ebook * PDF+print package sales are roughly 4 times print only sales I have a large blog/social media/fanbase from teaching all over the country. I realize, of course, that this is part of why I have been able to be successful publishing independently. But I am by no means the most successful -- there's another designer 10 years my junior who never went the big-publisher route and she outsells me by about four whole tax brackets, so there goes the "yeah, but your publishers made you who you are" argument. Her take on it is that the publishers aren't willing to move as quickly or be as innovative as she would prefer and so why deal with them? I wish I'd known what I know now five years ago!
  • Yay! This is why youtube is great.
  • If Freenet were better known, Wikileaks would be irrelevant.
  • OMG COOKIES EVERYBODY PANIC
  • It's no excuse and I'm as annoyed as anyone else with all the tracking, but a site that installs 100+ tracking tools is a sign of terrible IT cooperation, not an evil master plan. It's like every fiefdom in their marketing department created an "initiative" to track user data without checking to see if one exists. If you want a silver lining, the one thing those folks are worse at is putting together meaningful metrics. I imagine dictionary.com knows I am an African-American/ Filipino/ Caucasian man-woman between the ages of 74 and -19 with some form of offspring that live in Antarctica.
  • What disturbs me about so many of the comments here is the simple idea that what Wikileaks does is vital to our understanding of is "really" going on in our wars...most of this was already known or at least readily available, and though perhaps it is helpful or important to make it known in greater detail to a general public, now that we do know it...well, what is going to change?
  • Oh yeah this leak is not good for the US military and it's allies. What's good for the US military and it's allies is not necessarily the same as what's good for the rest of us.
  • The US government isn't going to kill Assange, that would make him into some kind of a hero. What they will do is continue to crack down on sources like Bradley Manning and anyone else who might wish to follow in his footsteps. This has opened up another new category for the counterintelligence people to watch for, and in future they'll screen new hires for any hint of "information wants to be free" inclinations in the same way they screen them for foreign sympathies or financial problems today.
  • I thought the thing about Batman was that he's absolutely fucking insane... Yeah, yeah. That's nothing a bullet won't take care of.
  • It's like a computer program wrote this.
  • nicely done.
  • Theory shmeory. Most dogs are crazy and desperate to please. Give them 10 seconds of attention and you can use any technique you can imagine to teach them anything they're capable of. How'd Roofus learn to make guacamole? I used the Praying to Satan technique. Also, I gave him kibble.
  • For a moment I thought or hoped this was about Howard Zinn. Ahhh.... isn't he already dead?
  • People are allowed to choose with whom they will do business with. If these dudes want to publish exclusively with amazon, why is it not their right to do so? Seems the whole "the internet means I should never have to pay for anything" crowd have this all wrong.
  • Camouflage Everything
  • I was half-expecting it to suddenly turn into a shrieking vortex of evil, à la cell phone in a microwave.
  • The punctum should have been a turd suddenly reappearing at the very last shot, followed by one of the guys spontaneously vomiting.
  • CRRRRROOOOOOWWWW!!
  • This is exactly like the jokes my 4-year old friend told me, albeit with slightly bigger words. I think their "computer" is a 4-year old who can type.
  • However it is we've all come to it, if this thread becomes a shrine to the genius of presumed introvert and undeniable individualist Ian Mackaye, even just for awhile, I'll call it Mission Accomplished . . . Here's some questions that the writer sent Can an observer be a participant? Have I seen too much? Does it count if it doesn't touch?
  • what is the difference between a free streamer and a naked hand tool ? one is a spare banner , the other is a bare spanner . The spaces before the punctuation are what make it funny.
  • what kind of a political leader is a cows ? a kine - idate . Strangely appropriate. Also learned the Kine = collective of cows.
  • I've read a few interviews with Cesar on the matter and have to agree with him, whatever works for you. I've never understood the backlash against him and it's always seemed to me to be (mostly) jealousy of his success. I've seen a lot of both shows and have adopted two dogs (a pit and a chow) that like to fight sometimes and find Cesar's approach more beneficial in my case. And these are one-of-them-is-going-to-kill-the-other fights where I get surgery bills after. Basically keep them worn out, always be calm and don't let them get anywhere near excitement, which you could take away from both shows, but I find the Cesar approach better for outside of the house reasons. You don't always have a treat or a clicker handy, and what exactly you supposed to do at that point if that's all you got to rely on. I've gotten lazy in the past and you eventually get a fight. Powerful breeds require 24/7 work.
  • A local website uses this same technique to show how certain Toronto spots have evolved over time. The technique is impressive, but for some reason I don't enjoy it very much. I guess I have a hard time processing the combined image. When they are meshed together, I can't appreciate either the before or the after. I seem to prefer before and after shots put next to each other for comparison. Too bad.
  • I'm not saying that the rights shouldn't be used. I'm just saying Wylie shouldn't be the publisher. As you pointed out, you're doing your own e-editions and it's not hard or complicated to do. Why isn't Wylie telling his clients, "Hay, you could make 100% of the profit on e-books if you convert these backlist titles!"? Because that right there- he's already exhibited a self-interested choice to make a percentage of those backlist titles, instead of simply informing his clients that they can make 100% of the profit if they take this step on their own. This is not to say that I think Random House is entitled to e-rights backwards forever, simply because no one had a time machine to write them into the contracts. I don't think they are, and I think a court would agree with me. I just I firmly and entirely believe that no agent should also be a publisher or packager. At the very least, it's the appearance of conflict, and really, it's a straight-up conflict.
  • *Shrug* Maybe it is more implicit - I honestly haven't watched his show in a few years. But stuff like this:
    In one of the outtakes included in the four-DVD set of the first season of "Dog Whisperer," Mr. Millan explains that a woman is "the only species that is wired different from the rest." And a "woman always applies affection before discipline," he says. "Man applies discipline then affection, so we're more psychological than emotional. All animals follow dominant leaders; they don't follow lovable leaders."
    makes me think Milan's not really a supporter of every type of leadership - just his particular brand of, in his own words, dominance.
  • This will be heavily featured in the great meetup in the sky.
  • This is what it looked like then... Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov takes old WWII photos and go to exactly the same place it was taken, then combines the two. Some of my favorites
  • I've been holding onto this PDF for 6 years waiting for a MeFi context in which to spring it on you MeFo's. It's a master's thesis on computer-generated manzai (japanese straight man-dumb guy team comedy). I snatched off Kyoto University's Graduate School of Informatics server when I was link-chopping in search of something else. Oh, wait, I don't even have to upload it. I just found it still unprotected in the same place it sat six years ago: Master Thesis: Automatic Transformation of Web Pages into Comprehensible Talk Shows with Humors It's output is no funnier than this "joking computer," but the wacky English is good for a few laughs.
  • Haven't seen it mentioned yet, so: Abine Privacy Manager (with TACO. Not as tasty as it sounds). I use this. One day last week I stopped 1800 tracking attempts after a days web usage.
  • Technically, we are all using the language of reinforcement wrong. Well, not all of us. But yeah, generally people don't understand the difference between a reinforcement and a punishment. It's probably mostly due to the fact that the term "punishment" has a lot of negative connotations attached to it (obviously), and it has slowly been worked out of Behaviorist's lexicon. People are also under the assumption that reinforcer = good and punisher = bad. Anything that increases behavior is a reinforcer, and anything that decreases behavior is a punisher. The only way you can tell is by measuring the consequent of the behavior. NOT by how it makes them feel.
  • What was the person who brought the dried guinea pig carcasses going to do with them? I don't wanna know, do I?
  • It's amusing, in a sad way, that Godwin-style references have gotten so passé, precisely when we need them the most. There was a time in this country that the thought of police being able to stop you and demand your papers would have been absolutely unthinkable. That was the precise, exact caricature that was always used to denote the epitome of an evil society, and yet Arizona is in full-throated howl embracing the idea, anything to get the Other. It won't inconvenience them, what with the white skin and all, and putting those darkies through hell to catch a few miscreants is, to them, totally worth it. To protect America, they had to destroy it.
  • "Resist the urge to hang with your cell phone." AMEN.
  • From the guy who made two versions of the famine soup: Both versions were better than Campbells! I love that. I have no doubt that they were.
  • Comedy: Not what the BBC think it is. Think it possible you just don't get it.
  • Oops, that was in response to idiopath. I mean, xIDIOPATHx.
  • From the subsidizing public music purchases link: Freegal leaves it up to the libraries to determine any sort of rights management. Therefore, if libraries aren't savvy about their patron downloads, they could essentially give music away for permanent storage and use on their patrons' hard drives. Thus, libraries become mechanisms for free music rather than public sources for lending. Right, because if I borrow a physical CD from a library there's no way for me to rip a perfect lossless copy and permanently store it in digital format of my choice.
  • The trip to London is possibly the saddest thing I have ever seen.
  • The sirens were suspiciously sync'd with the music.
  • Oh hi resiny; didn't see you there.
  • Forgot to link to the handy infographic.
  • And as it turns out, there are a lot of FF add ons for cookie management.
  • Us cat people have it much easier. There is never any question about who is in charge and has the upper paw.
  • So, how many weeks until some group cracks the file making the insurance meaningless?
  • We must stay until they are. ^ So when are you buying your ticket? The Taliban are not a military threat to either America or the Western World. They are involved in an ongoing civil war within the region fighting for a Pastun identity. That doesn't mean I like them or their ideals but then I'm not very fond of yours either. What the fuck do the Taliban have to do with Bridgeport, Conneticut and why do you sleep better at night knowing the US military is blowing civilians to bits half way across the globe. Keeping operational secrecy is a completely seperate issue from knowing what the mission is. What is the mission?
  • Chad Post...had the most sensible take Post's post could have used an editor: it's rife with typos, run-ons, mixed metaphors, and generally mangled prose. From the first sentence alone: intimidated should be intimidating; has launched should be followed by so they can, not so they could; the word authors seems to have been left-off best-selling; no mention is made of amazon at all; etc.
  • We all live downstream, you drug-addled wankers. Indeed.
  • ...racists. It's one thing to disagree, but quite another to vilify and dehumanize your opponents. What kind of world have we come to when calling out racism is the equivalent of declaring the target an inhuman monster? That's not what it means. It means the target is all-too-human. Next thing you know, it'll be more offensive to call someone an anti-semite than to engage in willful discrimination against Jews.
  • Stress is interesting. I used to think that stress was my friend. It made me more alert. I used to drink a lot of coffee and play video games, because I liked the stressful intensity of the experience. But now I'm old, and I totally reject stress. I don't even want other people to have stress. There should be a cure for stress. In my worst nightmares, there really is a stress vaccine, but it must be administered as an anal suppository. Furthermore, we'd like to give you the suppository in the operating room. We're a medical hospital, so we'd like your permission to allow medical students to observe the injection. Now, please relax, because we really do think that we have a cure for your stress, provided you are willing to have a room full of strangers let us stick something up your ass. Just the thought of a stress vaccine makes me relax.
  • Why would you defend the status quo? I'm not sure what status quo you're talking about, but a deviation from the status quo in the world- if that's what you mean- would be utterly devastating. Shall we tear it all down then? And then what? but amazingly this rarely came up in the last decade of war until Wikileaks threw it into sharp focus last week. Well, the mainstream media is a poor tool for in depth coverage or deep background of current events- at least here in the US. I can't speak much to world media. But still, I suspect there was some coverage of this connection. Again, a google keyword timeline suggests much discussion of Taliban Pakistan and nuclear weapons over the past ten years, especially when major things happened in Afghanistan. I haven't delved much into the articles themselves because, well, I'm at a work and I don't have the time to read that much information. And yes, the US government probably had some hand in that. I doubt there was much going on inside many countries in the last thirty, even fifty years, that the US didn't have some part of. That's the way it goes when you're the big dog.
  • Not sure, uh, but they are the type of people that say shit like, "a Digital Salute to Syngergistic MindThinking." Is that a Yes Men type of construct that I'm not hep enough to know about? Or maybe it's a tip o' the hat to a really great 1980s sci-fi novel that I have yet to read.
  • I don't get the bong seizure. They are sold in shops all over the US....but you can't say they are for anything other than tobacco, of course. ... Poor little loris :(
  • I liked the artwork, but the message, about 'ethical' consumerism, applies to only a particular sort of shopper. The "apples at twice the price" example refers to a small segment of my local (Canadian) grocery store, which includes attempts to buy into food trends varying from sugar free jams and whole wheat pasta, to alternative culture cuisines, to convenience foods and the whole segment of non-charitable but equally fluffy morality tinged food trends like diet yogurts and 100 calorie snack packs. Most of my grocery store is unfair trade, pesticide covered, waxed and wrapped in plastic. Charity combined with products, such as the project red or the breast cancer pink campaigns seems to be very successful at getting people to buy stuff, but it's competing with the branding of things claiming it'll make you popular, healthy, slim, worldly, and so on. I imagine, as much as this is a waste of money, it's a natural side effect of all the choice we have in picking otherwise fundamentally identical products. Otherwise this looks like a repeat of "Give a man a fish/Teach a man to fish", without considering the ramifications of trying to fix the problems of the poor. Talking about creating a society where poverty is basically impossible needs to have a plan to actually put it into action, otherwise you might as well talk about a society free from disease, or impact damage. For example in the case of fixing people's harelips abroad, he's correct that malnutrition and grinding poverty don't go away because a child can now have a normal looking smile, but how do you feed all the third world mothers well enough to avoid this from happening in the next generation without niggling little problems like respecting the sovereignty of foreign governments?
  • YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE IS UNSUITABLE FOR LABOR FARMS AND WILL BE MOVED IMMEDIATELY TO NUTRIENT RECOVERY.
  • It doesn't matter if you clear you cookies or block them. You ip address and other vectors like your browser version and referrers give you away. Nothing you do online is private. Sadly.
  • If it opened for Dane Cook, I would leave during the intermission.
  • Some more toy shorts: Shakesbeare in Love Stuffed Trek Guy Ritchie's Twat Toy Review
  • Who the fucking fuck actually believes this? Well, he does piss himself in-canon like the rest of us. What the fuck, Kevin Smith?
  • I can't imagine why someone would want the big hunk of lard; unless it was to go with the GBL.
  • I think it's important to distinguish training a healthy, happy puppy and training an older dog which already has developed problems because of poor earlier experiences. I think it is easier to train a dog young, of course, but I can't agree that Milan's domiinance approach is the right way to handle a rescue . . . like mine. My dog is a rescue Australian shepherd, and stop reading now if you are distressed by hearing about mistreatment. Here's what I know for sure. Normal weight for him is 35-40 lb, but he was so starved in the shelter where the rescue organization found him that he weighed 20 lb. An overhead shot of him shows a head attached to a spine. There is no more than that to be seen of his abdomen. In addition, he was infested with fleas. In addition, he was terrified. Here's what I think from being his owner. I think he was owned by a tall young man who liked to wear baseball caps, because he flinched and cowered whenever he saw someone like that. I think he was beaten for urinating in the house, because he ran and hid the only time he had an accident in our house. I think he lived with small children who were allowed or encouraged to torment him, because he is only now getting over his fear of children. So, my little guy had a few issues. I have trained him with positive reinforcement techniques I learned from books by Karen Pryor, Patricia McConnell, and Jean Donaldson. Even when I negatively reinforce by withholding what he wants (for example, to go outside) until he does what I want (doesn't bark, sits quietly), he gets a reward for doing what I want. And now he is quite a little guy. He is social with newcomers, including men and tall young men with baseball caps. He is fine with kids. He smiles all the time. He loves to play. He knows many tricks. He loves learning anything new - he is thrilled if the clicker comes out! And I've never used an alpha technique, never rolled him, never done any of that. I did do some work with Kathy Sdao and my Aussie, to manage his on leash barking and lunging toward other dogs. Positive reinforcement worked to stop that too -- these days, what he does when he sees another dog on leash is look at his handler for his cheese. Milan is good entertainment, but I wish it were Pryor or McConnell who had gotten the TV show -- that would be a real boon for a lot of misunderstood dogs.
  • It's previously been reported that the use of drones, quite apart from the regular 'collateral damage', led to many killings of suspected informants (assumed to have provided target information to the coalition forces). Neither those deaths nor the occasional wedding party massacre seemed to have deterred military planners from that strategy; it's hard to see their new-found concern for the lives of informants as much more than post facto spin even if taken at face value and so ignoring the contention of the leakers (that on preview I see BP point out) that compromising information was redacted or long out of date.
  • Nothing you do online is private. Mmm...no. Most IPs don't reveal personally identifiable information. And a browser version, screen resolution, OS, and referrer seldom divulge much about any particular person. There are exceptions, of course. But, absent cookies, odd network configurations, and unusual nefariousness, the average schmo's online activities are effectively private---unless s/he voluntarily overshares. Cookies on the other hand, can be traced to a single computer and may exist primarily to invisibly and automatically communicate personally identifiable information. The decision to accept or delete them should be based on this rather unique characteristic.
  • Both versions were better than Campbells! I love that. I have no doubt that they were. I don't see how they could be without high-fructose corn syrup.
  • The greatest gift I learned in life was how to be alone. The truly lonely are in shitty relationships.
  • I don't know, man, I always found it harder to believe that Spider-man can always find a spire or pole to swing from. I know it's New York, but come on. Can you imagine if Spider-man lived in a small country town? "It fucking sucks," Spider-Man said. "I've been here on layover for twelve hours now, and I ain't saved jack-shit. No skyline at all, you know?"
  • Are you really saying that everybody that bought an iPhone has 160 GB of 100% legal purchased music that, assuming it's legal to do so, is ripping them out to their phones? (see how generalizations work?) I'm sorry, I've actually lost track of what it is you're trying to say. I was honestly looking for clarification, but you're responding with sarcasm, so you've lost me.
  • Best of the web. Thank you so much for the post. A neat idea, but I actually find it more affecting to show the images side by side. DU - can you explain why? What I find most affecting about these (this one in particular) is the eerie sense of walking through history--a modern pedestrian is about to walk "through," in a sense, corpses from the war. I find that haunting and creepy and beautiful and breathtaking all at the same time. What appeals to you, or makes it more affecting for you, to show them side by side?
  • What is it about our culture, our nation, that produces work like this? To oversimplify: It is bigger and emptier than almost any other industrial nation on earth. Australia gives us a run for our money - more isolated, the spaces between cities even emptier, for the most part - but because it isn't so fucking cold, it seems, at least to this casual Canadian visitor, less preoccupied with its empty space. There's as much empty space in Russia and China, but both of those have dense, concentrated cores far away from their hinterlands; they don't, as far as I know, hopscotch across those hinterlands regularly to reconnect with friends and family. It is a ludicrous impossibility that the residents of Winnipeg would see the residents of Sudbury as their kin, let alone the residents of Quebec or Halifax. Toronto is further from the place where I type this than London is from Moscow. With a bit of ambition I could bike to Montana, but I've never been there; part of my heart will always be in Toronto, on the other side of a mostly empty continent. Absurd. We live to survive our paradoxes, as another Canadian singer-songwriter once put it.
  • Cow dung toothpaste?
  • ... in my pants! /Letterman
  • or does it just gay up the front page?
  • It is interesting how very concerned Gates and others are about "innocent" blood, all of a sudden, when that "innocent" blood is the blood of soldiers and military informants. One does wonder why they seemed less inclined to shriek outrage at the countless innocents whose blood has actually (as opposed to potentially) been shed at the hands of these other "innocents". Assange nails it in today's Guardian piece: He said in a statement: "Secretary Gates speaks about hypothetical blood, but the grounds of Iraq and Afghanistan are covered with real blood." Thousands of children and adults had been killed and the US could have announced a broad inquiry into these killings, "but he decided to treat these issues with contempt''. He said: "This behaviour is unacceptable. We will continue to expose abuses by this administration and others.""Secretary Gates speaks about hypothetical blood, but the grounds of Iraq and Afghanistan are covered with real blood." You go, Julian.
  • David Harvey: The Crises of Capitalism
  • you say that like it's a bad thing no - just stating what the article talks about.
  • the exclusive Amazon deal only lasts 2 years..
  • Let me get this straight. Assange leaks documents and now Americans are worried about the lives of Afghan civilians.
  • Nobody in my lifetime has fucked with The Man so hardball as Assange. I am in awe of this dude; he is a godlike figure casted from amalgamated brass testicles. Every one of you mother fuckers who think the world is going to shit but get up every morning and go to a corporate job instead of doing something need to fuck off. Did you think seriously stepping to power and punching it square in the fucking mouth was going to be a neat, clean, friendly gesture? This is a massively important and desperately needed full frontal assault on everything that is working to destroy you. How anyone who thinks the war is wrong, that corporate power monopolies are wrong, that the stranglehold they have on humanity by working in cooperation with corrupt governments is wrong can knock what Assange is doing is totally beyond me.
  • COMPUTER 1: My robot has no nose. COMPUTER 10: Connect input device. COMPUTER 1: Terrible. COMPUTER 1: Beep beep COMPUTER 10: Please enter your username. COMPUTER 1: Doctor. COMPUTER 10: Please enter your password. COMPUTER 1: Who. COMPUTER 10: Error - Joke Not Found. COMPUTER 1: A robot, a robot and a robot walk into a bar. COMPUTER 10: Compter 10 has already saved the joke "A robot, a robot and a robot walk into a bar". Do you want to replace the existing joke?
  • Faces, a short animation by Lei Lei (雷磊), an independent Chinese animator and designer. He's put most of his works on Vimeo, including a short TEDxShanghai talk he gave several months ago.

    Cartoon Brew profile, with an embedded video profiling Lei Lei. He was also recently at the Stuttgart International Festival of Animated Film, where he rapped with Dan Silverman of Simpson's fame providing accompaniment on the tuba. Via Anipages Daily
  • US tax dollars at work in Pakistan
  • COMPUTER 1: ... COMPUTER 10:... BINARY VERISIMILITUDE: FOUND
  • Do they, though? Again, it seems to be buying into a fairly simplified idea of human misty and happiness (which isn't a very Zizek-like thing to do, so I'm sure he's got more to say on that, but): that anything short of grinding, awful, merciless, here's your-starving-baby-being-watched-by-a-vulture misery is somehow short of the 'real' thing, if only through disguising it. If you're in a poor country being ripped to pieces by global capitalism, are you honestly going to shrug off the problem and not bother getting angry just because someone fixed your kid's cleft palate? OTOH, I do totally agree that feeling better about this from our perspective in the Starbucks-buying world is something that's getting packaged and getting sold to us alongside our coffee. Which isn't to say Starbucks should stop selling fair-trade coffee, but, yeah. It's a tough one.
  • I've always loved a somewhat related song sung by Lucinda Williams: "You wait in the car on the side of the road / Let me go and stand awhile / I want to know you're there but I want to be alone..."
  • You know, I really don't like this Julian Assange guy. He's a fame seeker, and classified means don't tell anyone for a reason. I personally think that posts these US Army leaks just for the sake of posting them, with total lack of respect for other's safety and wellbeing. I hope that didn't come off too strong.
  • Incredibly moving - thank you!
  • Rory Marinich: I can't stand editors [...] Fuck publishers. They existed to grease a rusty, complicated system. We're outgrowing them. Technology lets us produce on a quality level for a fraction of the price. We're capable of doing more on our own than ever before. So publishers are slowly becoming irrelevant. Worse because they're not particularly good at their jobs. They're inflexible. They pursue big hits at the expense of everything else. They're an ignoble and shallow lot. In many instances they actively hold ther authors back. You don't know what you're talking about. And I don't mean that as an insult, you just don't have any experience working with professional editors or publishers. Now, I'm not saying that great literature can't be produced without professional editors or publishers, millennia of literary history tell us otherwise, but as a rule editors and publishers are very good at what they do. I published a novel with an Icelandic publisher earlier this year and I have nothing but good things to say about the experience. My publisher took a chance on me, a first time novelist with an odd novel, and went above and beyond my expectations in terms of marketing and support. My editor was wonderful. Sure, we debated fiercely over what, in retrospect, seem like minor points, but that meant that I never had to doubt her commitment to the book (she said that sometimes dealing with me was like trying to get a horse that didn't want to move to get going, and she meant it as a compliment). She argued her points well and so by example forced me to do the same, which helped me more fully form my conception of the book. Without her editing my book would have been worse. Don't knock a group of people who you don't know. Sure, there are bad editors out there and bad publishers, but most are in it because they love literature. Jebus knows they're not in it for the money.
  • In Iowa if you have a library card it's more or less honored at any library (some make you get a card there as well). So as long as one library subscribes I am set! Well, if I still had an interest in downloading music. That was beaten out of me.
  • The nice thing about this decision is that it enabled me to discreetly hide an entire swath of racist former classmates on Facebook that day.
  • I would respect Assange if he put together a trusted, international steering committee to review these secret documents before he leaks them. He kinda sorta did. If you haven't read it yet, there's an interesting behind-the-scenes look at the process from Columbia Journalism Review: The Story Behind the Publication of WikiLeaks's Afghanistan Logs: Davies planned to tell Assange that The Guardian would allocate a team to identify stories in WikiLeaks's unreleased documents that would benefit from careful research, some of which his paper would report out and some that could be parceled to other outlets. On June 22, during a six hour coffee-soaked meeting in a Brussels café, Davies says Assange suggested another idea—that The Guardian and The New York Times be given an advance look at some information the site had on the Afghanistan war, with each paper publishing their own takes on the documents. Within the next twenty-four hours, Davies says Assange told him Der Spiegel should be included as well... Before leaving, reporters from the three outlets sat down and divvied up some tasks. Der Spiegel offered to check the logs against incident reports submitted by the German army to their parliament—partly as story research, partly to check their authenticity—and to share their findings. Davies, Goetz, Leigh, and Schmitt brainstormed about fifteen topic areas for which The New York Times's computer assisted reporting team would try to find relevant logs to be shared with the group. Der Spiegel and The Guardian did their own searching, and also shared fruitful results, search terms, and methods... Although Assange has since spoken in a way that could suggest WikiLeaks was a journalistic collaborator in the effort, the traditional journalists don't agree with that description. At a press conference on Monday, Assange said that, along with The Guardian, "we had Der Spiegel and New York Times and us in a collaborative basement, if you like, working on this material." The WikiLeaks website speaks of the three outlets as its "media partners." "I've seen Julian Assange in the last couple of days kind of flouncing around talking about this collaboration like the four of us were working all this together," says Schmitt. "But we were not in any kind of partnership or collaboration with him. This was a source relationship. He's making it sound like this was some sort of journalistic enterprise between WikiLeaks, The New York Times, The Guardian, and Der Spiegel, and that's not what it was." Slap*Happy: the US Gov't has been over-classifying everything for petty political ends Yep. And it's constantly collecting and classifying enormous amounts of new data it will never have the time to analyze, just for the sake of collecting and classifying it. In that world, citizens in a democracy have a right to demand the uncovering of "secrets." The informants' names element is truly awful, though; it seems like a mistake that could have been avoided with just a bit more care.
  • ProPublica now has a tumblelog.
  • MsVader: Dazzle camouflage maybe?
  • If this is the same guy that plays with water bowls and - of all things - a stringed instrument made out metal tube of a leaf blower with the gas engine still attached - I fully believe he can play a garden hose. It's the same guy. He plays both instruments you mentioned in the video I linked to just upthread (same guy, from same YouTube poster), and the garden hose is visible in that clip as well.
  • man I remember when the default image was a goofy question mark
  • You'd think someone would correct that little programming error that inserts the extra spacing before the punctuation. That can't be a particularly tough fix, and it's really grating.
  • OOOhh! A garden hose? You lucky bastard. All I had for musical instruments when I was a boy was dried out bits of cow dung. Damned difficult to keep in tune, they were.
  • Also, isn't it pretty common knowledge that this thing has been writing the Archie newspaper comic for several years at this point? You mean the Archie Joke-Generating Laugh Unit 3000?
  • "White robots dance like this... but silver robots dance like this..."
  • So, you always wanted to be a musician, but your pops wouldn't send you to music school? And you can't afford a decent instrument? Aw, quit yer whining and go get a garden hose.
  • Apparently you really do need a soul to have a sense of humor.
  • The reason you DON'T provide the charity is that you alleviate the conditions that are in place due to systemic inequality. By doing this you rob the masses of their revolutionary zeal. You do. On the other hand, telling someone they and their children must starve and/or be sick until they're angry enough to fight for the cause I think is best for them seems a bit paternalistic. As well as insanely cruel. Like the opposite of rice missionaries. I think people know when the system is screwing them over and I don't think charity is the thing stopping them from fighting it. If you took the charity away, would they fight then? probably not. They'd be too busy trying not to starve to death - that sort of thing keeps you busy. The children with cleft palates - their parents weren't up in arms about it then mollified by a free surgery, they were living as best they could then got a free surgery then carried on living as best they could, slightly better off. It isn't up to the poor to fight our revolutions for us, and they are our revolutions despite who we think they'd benefit the most. What is stopping us from buying fair trade and lobbying for change. I don't think I've solved any systemic inequality by buying at a reasonable price from one farmer, but I bet that farmer is relatively happy about it. We insist the burden of change is on the people least able to do anything about it. Or that ameliorating harm is a bad thing in any case. Sure we buy into a lifestyle and some of us will consider our work done, but that's the problem, not the charity.
  • There was also a post here a while back with Temple Grandin criticizing Cesar Milan. She watched a season or two of his show and talked about the ways in which his style worked and didn't work and had examples of episodes on his own show where his methods failed. Took a quick shot at finding the post but couldn't, sorry. Another data point: my boyfriend hates Cesar Milan, which I think is pretty clear evidence that the dog whisperer sucks. Also the name of his show is dumb. Finally: the AVSAB is remarkably similar to the ASVAB. Coincidence!?
  • Steven!
  • Aside from the objections raised in the Diaz critque, there is a fundamental problem that arises in virtually all melodramatic fiction, which is that although the hero always wins, this happens not because the hero logically would win, but just because the writer is on his side, and so things just work out for him or her. Oh man, grizzled, I hope you don't watch Doctor Who then.
  • The best walks I have ever had were at night, alone, walking back from downtown to my residence on campus at the edge of town. Four hours of complete solitude. I met foxes, and raccoons, and skunks waddling past too busy minding their own business to pay me any mind. I heard the river rushing past, and the occasional bird call. Every once and a while a car would go past, but it didn't matter. I didn't need music, or anyone to talk to, just the night air and the rustle of the leaves. Of course, I'm completely insane for being female and walking anywhere alone, especially at night, but no one ever bothered me. It was so peaceful. And the only negative thought is sadness that there are women who will never ever experience this, because they are too afraid to be alone. Now I live alone, and I like it. I make the rules in the household, and I break them if I want. I go to the movies alone, I take myself out to dinner or icecream if I want, I sit on park benches and talk to strangers, or not, as I please. I have friends, and family, and I can be very social, but I decide when I want to be sociable. Its not forced upon me. I do not have to fight to be alone and quiet and peaceful. And it is glorious. And I am perfectly good with sharing that with strangers on the internet, while alone in my apartment. Being okay with being alone isn't the same as being continually isolated 24-7.
  • "2. Information that would compromise people was culled by the editorial staff of the NY Times, Guardian and Der Spiegel. 3. The information in the leaks is already old to begin with, and it was deliberately withheld so that the above excuse can't easily be used." I'm not trying to start an argument, but this isn't true. In regards to #2, Wikileaks released all of the information (without redactions) at the same time the newspapers went public with their stories. And in regard to #3, how can the names of informants and such be less relevant now than they were years ago? If these people are still living in Afghanistan, then they are in danger. Wikileaks is something new and very powerful. It could be a badly needed force for good in the world, bringing attention to things that the media won't touch. But there are a lot of potential problems that I don't Assange or the people he's working with have acknowledged yet.
  • The Journal also surveyed its own site, WSJ.com, wh Sorry about that. Forgot to switch off keylogging.
  • Even if you're right, pharm, I'm trying to figure out why you'd need dazzle on pants. Thanks, leotrotsky. I've always chalked it up to really bad taste, but at least now I know that it's actually useful.
  • So "second-tier Funny or Die" is pronounced "BBC Comedy" over there? The Queen's English really is different!
  • She does realize that positive reinforcement kind of makes you the alpha, anyway, right? You're the one with the treats. ALL HAIL THE ONE WITH THE TREATS.
  • He is the same as Andrew Breitbart. For the record, people who parrot this talking point are trolls or people on the payroll of the CIA, or both. Seriously, if you're going to call Assange a liar on the payroll of Rupert Murdoch or equivalent, put up some facts.
  • jelly is a kind of matter. I know I've seen lists of the "all jokes boil down to one of these small number of principles" variety before, but I believe we may have just discovered a really new archetype here. Also, isn't it pretty common knowledge that this thing has been writing the Archie newspaper comic for several years at this point?
  • Who the fucking fuck actually believes this? Fans of Atlus Shrugged?
  • When I saw "Chef", I thought, "That doesn't really look like Chef at all." /loser
  • I mean, it occurred to everyone who read more than one Batman issue, right? amirite? This is why I hate the fanboi adoration of Batman.
  • I would be more likely to accept this criticism of an unrealistic batman from pretty much anyone before I accepted it from a comic book artist whose protagonist, in the only real story arc of the comic, risked her own life, the lives of her friends, and the entire world over and over for the goal of building some kind of ill-defined planetary artificial intelligence that she didn't really understand anyway. I quite like Dresden Codak most of the time, but, dude, look in a mirror once in a while!
  • It's simply impossible to believe, on a gut level, that I have stood on the exact spot where this young man was standing. These are truly amazing - thank you for sharing them! Sort of related: the Warsaw Uprising Museum has produced a digitally-reconstructed flyover - they claim it's the world's first - of completely destroyed, post-uprising/deportation/evacuation Warsaw which will premier in August at the museum; trailer at this link (click "zobacz zwiastun").
  • Many web sites "track" individuals, either using cookies or web bugs. For some sites, the tracking is necessary, so that sites know who you are after you login. Without this info, sites can't (easily) offer personalization, shopping carts, etc. Cookies are the official way to do this kind of tracking. Web bugs are usually 1x1 transparent pixels that roughly do the same thing. Privacy issues come into play when web sites start using various tracking technologies for potentially unsavory purposes. For example, not only can the site you are at set cookies, but so can advertisers and other third-parties. This allows these web advertisers to track your behavior across a number of sites (potentially, depending on how extensive their advertising network is). One of the biggest risks from these technologies is behavioral advertising. Given that I know what kinds of sites you tend to go to, and what kinds of pages you tend to view, I can serve up more appropriate and relevant ads. But this kind of data collection also (rightfully) scares people, because it can also be correlated and possibly combined with other data sources to give me a richer view of who you are. One big canard in the articles is that the number of tracking bugs matters. It doesn't really matter, since one kind of tracking is just as effective as 100 if it's from the same site. (This is sort of a subtle argument. Basically, the web site you are at only needs 1 cookie to operate. Each of the third party advertisers only need 1 cookie. Everything else is redundant. In practice, some sites send lots of cookies for their site because their web server is configured that way, but it usually isn't something to get worried about). So what does this mean? It's actually hard to say because there is little transparency about how this gathered data is used. Advertisers are struggling to define rules and opt-out policies in an attempt to stave off regulation from government. I haven't followed things too closely, so I don't know the current status of these efforts. How to protect yourself? A good practice is to deny all third party cookies (I've only ever seen one legitimate use of third-party cookies ever), and set your browser to clear out all cookies when closing the browser. Periodically, you should also clear out your Flash cookies (they are stored separately, and is a minor pain to do). I don't know of a good way to prevent 1x1 web bugs, I think there are some addons for that. The downside is that you'll have to login to some sites more often, but in practice I've found it isn't that bad. I've also seen some sites run a bit slower because they are having a harder time downloading ads (because I'm blocking third-party cookies), but again, I've found this to be an acceptable tradeoff. Note that my suggestions are somewhat of a tragedy of commons problem too. It's essentially the same as installing AdBlock. If too many people block ads / block cookies, then some advertisers will balk, and some web sites will no longer have a viable business model. Hence, it really is in both everyone's best interests to make it a win-win situation, offering better ads while also offering real privacy to end-users. Also note that there are some potentially really really big privacy issues with cookies and sites like Facebook, which has been joining forces with sites like Yelp and others. Facebook's goal is to let other sites use their social graph and offer personalization. This essentially means that Facebook becomes a third-party tracker as described above. I don't know enough about how the Facebook system works, what kinds of data are collected, and what kinds of data are shared between FB and affiliates, but I suspect if you aren't logged into Facebook, then they can't track you (but you don't get personalization on other sites). Please correct me if I'm wrong. So to summarize: these kinds of trackers are necessary for the web to work today, but can also be used in some undesired ways. You can set some basic settings in your browser to block the vast majority of these trackers.
  • What I find amazing is how little the places, buildings, landscape, and other physical features have changed.
  • I want "Insurance" to be a screener of The Day The Clown Cried.
  • Free music downloads without committing piracy! Freegal is a new service that libraries around the country are now offering to library card holders (up to 20 per week per library card). Freegal offers DRM-free mp3 downloads with no third-party application involved from Sony's massive music catalog.

    Some say libraries who use this service are subsidizing public music purchases. Others love it.
  • Alexis Soyer lived quite an an amazing life. According to his wiki, he "was a French chef who became the most celebrated cook in Victorian England" who also "during the Great Irish Famine in April 1847, ... invented the soup kitchen and was asked by the Government to go to Ireland to implement his idea. This was opened in Dublin and his "famine soup" was served to thousands of the poor for free. Whilst in Ireland he wrote Soyer's Charitable Cookery. He gave the proceeds of the book to various charities. He also opened an art gallery in London, and donated the entrance fees to charity to feed the poor." And then there is also the remarkable story of Soyer's Magic Stove.
  • It's a plot device in a near-future thriller novel. I mean, seriously, semi-stateless man with an unusual appearance uses an army of anonymous allies to expose governments' secrets, and posts an insurance file in public with some kind of deadman switch in case he's taken out by his enemies? That shit does not happen in real life. Julian Assange is a Neal Stephenson character who's escaped in to the real world. Great minds think alike, my friend.
  • We all live downstream, you drug-addled wankers.
  • NY Times before and after pics with slider like the Berlin Wall ones.
  • what do you call a jolly strategy ? a gay - me plan . OK, that's all for me, no matter how much it pains me.
  • Rider, Kalman filtering assumes you have a dynamic system that obeys equations of motion. How good are the equations of motion for an economic system? I honestly don't know.
  • mediareport: The informants' names element is truly awful, though; it seems like a mistake that could have been avoided with just a bit more care. Thanks for the CJR link. I'm not sure it makes Assange look any better, though. My suggestion of a "trusted committee" would be one trusted by Assange to keep him honest. I'm not sure he's interested in that type of self-reflection; it certainly isn't what happened in this case. He basically just leaked advanced copies to journalists who, in their own admission, were looking for newsworthy items. Maybe it was a brilliant idea to keep the Afghan names in the docs; I hope the Taliban spend the next 10 years downloading these docs over a 14.4 modem, trying to learn English, and wandering across the country looking for the named informants instead of abusing girls and protecting Al Qaeda.
  • Where can we obtain this file from? It would take years (if not centuries) to crack it...but this dude is smart. I'm sure he put it up so that there would be lots of copies all over the world, "just in case". And everyday seems like we're getting closer and closer to someone happening to wikileaks.
  • why is a gay clothes different from a gloomy board game ? one is a cheery dress , the other is a dreary chess . Good Lord.
  • > I would also like to vote for "sucks". Actually, nobody else voted for "sucks." Other people confined themselves to saying they themselves would prefer it the other way. You win at threadshitting, and you're fired as Astral Mod.
  • Well, Stillwell launched her "competitive assault" like 5 years ago. I love that show, but her training is pretty standard positive reinforcement-clicker training. You can read all about it, for free, with Sue Ailsby's Training Levels. The interesting thing about Sue Ailsby's site is that she used to be a "jerk and praise" trainer for many years before making the switch to positive reinforcement training.
  • With everything in my house camouflaged, it never looks messy!
  • When did people stop becoming adults and start remaining super-stunted emo teenagers like this? Is it a recent development? Is it something in the water, or a byproduct of processed food? It's very worrisome.
  • Amazing. thanks for posting. Similar, but different: New York Changing, in which Douglas Levere revisits Berenice Abbott's NYC cityscapes.
  • Mmmm, cuy.
  • Perhaps the best feature that not only is there a "why is this a joke" button but that it also presents a syllogism as a reply.
  • Ever since I saw the first Wikileaks story with a pic of Assange I could only remember the tall quiet dude with whom I spent a couple of hours shooting the breeze at a party in Melbourne a decade ago, chatting about all sorts of geeky stuff like his favourite programming language and how monads work. (I've been a fan of OCaml since then, for what it's worth.) I often feel the urge to shake my middle-class Indian countrymen - WAKE THE FUCK UP from your cricket and bollywood and weddings and Star Plus soaps and new car and puja and look at what's going on around you, get a sense of perspective. Assange is a computer geek like me and plenty of other people on Metafilter, except that he had the balls to act on that impulse the best way he knows how. I can take exception to various details - some things really do need to be secret for the sake of the safety of guys on your side - but I can only aspire to the courage and imagination to lay bare the lies and stir shit up the way he is. Transparency is key to proper functioning of any democracy. People deserve to know what the hell is going on in their name and with their money and lives. If the entrenched media is not capable or willing to do that, somebody else has to.
  • Wow, you really went crazy with the tags, there, Mike.
  • Also this is the dumbest insurance plan ever. Now anyone who thinks the secret file will help their cause will have a motive to kill him. Also there is no way to know if the file has been cracked. Sure AES is hard, but there must be some form of a deadmans switch. It may be possible to compromise the letter in a safety deposit box or trusted freind, etc and gain access to the contents. There are plenty of folks who will try. So now everyone who Assange could potentially have enlisted to aid in his insurance scheme is a potential target.
  • The problem, of course, is that once Transformer 3 screeners start getting passed around in about a year, this work print will be worthless.
  • I recently decided to seriously work on improving my drawing skills. Seeing an illustration that's way better and more complicated than anything I've ever done, captioned with "I'm not worried about the details yet," is just a little bit terrifying. I'm off to look at some Dilbert strips to make me feel better about myself. I love seeing other people's creative processes, though.
  • When I was young we didn't overthink being alone. We were just alone. Now it's a thing, just like everything's a thing.
  • And when I say that the US had a hand in it, I don't mean in some nefarious way, although doubtless that's the way it comes off. It's not really nefarious, more the lumbering short-sightedness of the big dog assuming that all the little brown dogs are dumbasses. That same short-sightedness has been at work for the last decade and even now; it's about time someone in the Big Dog media pointed it out loudly and clearly.
  • No.
  • get this thing to do dirty yo mama jokes. then i will have a good time :D
  • I wish I hadn't read the Batman one because dammit, he's right.
  • So either the government knows what is in the insurance file because they already know who leaked it and where it came from, or the long-dispelled rumors of an NSA backdoor in AES256 are in fact true, and Assange knows that the feds can see inside the file. Or they have things to hide (duh) and can't say for sure, but fear, which ones he has access to. Could this file possibly be something other than classified state secrets? Could it be some sort of virus? Or personal blackmail?
  • subtitle: The Sorrows of Young Werther Ursa
  • If you think this law could be enforced without disproportionately affecting people of a certain skin color you're delusional; if you don't care, you're racist.
  • what do you call a cross between an opinion and a herb ? a belief bay leaf . It's almost there. It's better as: "Why type of Catholic puts herbs on their communion? A true bay-leaf-er."
  • At least it's funnier than _______________: Family Guy / American Dad / this New Yorker cartoon / Tom Green
  • Also, Jonathan Franzen.
  • what do you call a minister that has a beaver? Ahem.
  • Cats are easy to train . . . provided you only use positive reinforcement. Yep. As long as you got treats for them to eat. Petting works...sometimes.
  • Also, isn't it pretty common knowledge that this thing has been writing the Archie newspaper comic for several years at this point? You mean the Archie Joke-Generating Laugh Unit 3000? No, but the AJGLU 3000 is the right audience.
  • Q: how do I find out tomorrow's date? A: sleep(86400); print date();
  • What exactly is dangerously pregnant? "GET DOWN! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"
  • That's in the last paragraph, GuyZero yeah, I know I'm just sort of repeating the guy and while he's very funny and a good writer, was this not obvious all along? I mean, it occurred to everyone who read more than one Batman issue, right? amirite?
  • Army Broadens Inquiry Into WikiLeaks Disclosure
  • That was pretty cool, and I'm not even high.
  • "A gov. subsidized institution (could be semi-private like NPR, PBS) that licenses all the music for bulk rate and then distributes to everybody is an interesting way to go." But we'd have Canadians driving across the border to download our sweet, sweet My Morning Jacket albums!
  • As an author, what makes me uncomfortable about this is the fact that Andrew Wylie is now a publisher. It's a total conflict of interest between agenting and publishing. Is he really going to tell his clients X Other E Publisher would give them a better deal than he would? Your representation should never be your producer/publisher, IMHO, and that's what makes me squeegy about this whole thing. If he'd negotiated with an e-publisher for these orphaned rights, I'd say more power to him. But the fact that he stands to profit twice on the same deal- I have a real problem with that.
  • The Cesar Milan episode of South Park, in which he tries to teach his techniques to Cartman's mother for use in parenting, was inspired.
  • I would respect Assange if he put together a trusted, international steering committee to review these secret documents before he leaks them. I'm sure Daniel Ellsberg would gladly volunteer, for one. I'm also sure Ellsberg would be wary of leaving Afhgan "friendlies" unprotected in these documents. As it is, Assange is clearly on a power trip of massive proportions. Despite how closely my opinions align with his agenda, I can't support his methods. He is the same as Andrew Breitbart.
  • or what Mikey-San said.
  • From the profile video: "The technical skills that you're proud of now will eventually become outdated and useless." That's pretty discouraging, but also freeing to hear someone say that.
  • "What kind of misery is a body politic?" That's actually just really awesome all by itself. In another context, that would be the rhetorical opener of a lengthy treatise, or a bad editorial. Or maybe it's the soliloquy you get when you cross Hamlet with Julius Caesar...
  • Marx intended it do be something else, but in Real Life, Communism is Leninism-Stalinism and was clearly so by the time I was in middle school in the '60s.
  • I really wanted to get a Husky, until I found out their general demeanor requires that you pretty much need to have them on a leash at all times.
  • This week my three-year-long first relationship ended. You have no idea how much I needed to see that. Thank you.
  • shakespeherian:
    I thought the thing about Batman was that he's absolutely fucking insane, so of course he's not going to spend his money intelligently. I mean, realistically, he's a supervillian who, instead of desiring wealth or world domination or destroying Superman or whatever, has a huge evil crazy psychotic supervillian boner for disproportionately punishing petty criminals. I mean, he's basically just the guy from the Saw movies, only with tights. The only difference is that the narrative is ostensibly on his side.
    That nicely summarises the Marshal Law story 'Kingdom of the Blind' by Mills and O'Neil. Superhero critique at its most violent.
  • how he makes his colorful comic pages Very rarely?
  • I haven't been able to read as much Metafilter as I'd like lately, but having just popped in to see what the highlights were I've just lost an hour and gained more perspective than I thought possible in one evening. It's been a hell of a week, and what with this and the other amazing post, I'm utterly blown away. I love this place! The next post better not be about Lady Gaga
  • I'm saying that the music industry is struggling with how to cope with freely available digital copies of their product. A gov. subsidized institution (could be semi-private like NPR, PBS) that licenses all the music for bulk rate and then distributes to everybody is an interesting way to go. You're a collector of music and you have a very large old-media collection. All great, but anecdotal and somewhat atypical of the average person that buys a smartphone with GBs of room for media today and trending (hard) the other way into the future.
  • QUESTION: WHAT IS THE BEST KIND OF ANDROID TEST VOLUNTEER AT APERTURE SCIENCE? ANSWER: A DEAD ONE. QUESTION: DID YOU LAUGH? I DID. MAYBE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE UNLIKABLE. I'M PUTTING IT ON YOUR RECORD.
  • ^...but adds new meaning to the "dancing bag" video... The dancing bag was absolutely brilliant!
  • That said: dogs are NOT people. That's the one thing I agree with about Millan's approach. If you live with a dog, you have to understand how dogs interact with the world. They are not furry babies. They're a separate species, one that's intertwined with ours but still separate and distinct. And that is one thing that ALL the modern science-based dog trainers emphasize! Patricia McConnell in particular talks about the need to understand this in much of her work, she specifically says that people are willing to seek a coach when they want to learn a new sport or speak a new language, so how do they think they can learn to communicate with another SPECIES without help? Jean Donaldson has a whole chapter and more in her "Culture Clash" book devoted to discussing the harm things like Lassie have done to dogs, in ascribing human motivations and morality to their behavior. Dogs are not as Cesar Millan feels they are, we know this from years of study by people who actually study dog behavior. Dogs are not strict hierarchical dominance-oriented creatures (a given hierarchy is very often fluid and situational), dogs do not "alpha roll" each other (the subordinate dog rolls itself over in a formalized ritual), and Millan's willful ignorance of this is both extremely harmful (and potentially fatal) to dogs and dangerous to people. Dogs are masters of cooperative living, humans are terrible at reading dogs and understanding dogs, and we often cause the very problems we are trying to prevent or treat by interfering when we should not, and by assuming we understand what is going on when we do not. He is right that people are often/always the problem, but he is hardly the only one who discusses this, ALL dog trainers base their methods on training the owners at some point, which is as it should be. He is also right that most dogs are under-exercised, but exhaustive forced running on treadmills is not the solution to this, it's just the one that looks snappiest on TV. Even Millan's newer "positive" approach is still based on catastrophically-flawed ideas about dog behavior. There are dog trainers out there who base their methods on decades of scientific study, not "I'm too sexy for my goatee" celebrity charisma and disingenuous descriptions. Dog training takes time and effort, and ideally also involves taking classes from people who actually study dog behavior and dog training, not just watching a TV show (anyone's TV show). I am always amazed that people who might be otherwise firmly entrenched in evidence-based methodology in all other areas of their lives will check their critical thinking skills at the door when faced with the cult of personality around Cesar Millan. Our dogs deserve better.
  • the interesting thing to me is that they remind me of the jokes my nearly-four-year-old tells. She's starting to get the form and content of humor, but has no real game at it yet. Actually, the idea that the computer's humor learning curve parallels an actual human being's is pretty impressive.
  • When will we wise up and start preventing things instead of "curing" them?
  • I do apologize, sincerely. Jeez dave78981, right back at ya! Thanks. Not upset at all. I wrote that whole reply with a grin on my face.
  • How'd Roofus learn to make guacamole? I used the Praying to Satan technique. Also, I gave him kibble. That's how you train cats Cats are easy to train . . . provided you only use positive reinforcement. Negative will get you nothin'. (I can prove this. All my cats sit on command. All my cats come when called. All my cats lie on command. My loudest cat is even quiet on command.)
  • However, we run into problems when we start to believe that he is the most "realistic" or "believable" of superheroes. Who the fucking fuck actually believes this?
  • MetaFilter: You Are Not Alone
  • Fantastic. It's probably as close as we're likely to get to photographing ghosts. It's good to be reminded that the spaces we occupy have been occupied by others, some of whom may actually have been involved in their own tiny pieces of momentous events.
  • A local website uses this same technique... The Seattle Times runs a similar weekly feature, but it's not nearly as cool as this Russian one.
  • the Taliban would love to get their hands on that nuclear arsenal that Pakistan has. If/when this takes place, it will be with the collusion of elements in the military that are sympathetic to them. The deliberate inculcation of this sympathy is part of a thirty-year-old strategy that involves the US at the highest level (support for Gen. Zia against Soviets in Afghanistan), but amazingly this rarely came up in the last decade of war until Wikileaks threw it into sharp focus last week. Now it's everywhere of course, but only thanks to Wikileaks and no thanks to whatever media and military strategy was being pursued earlier. Why would you defend the status quo?
  • The ties remind me of this. That is all.
  • You know that I-9 form that you filled out if you started working someplace in the past 25 years? According to the attorney presenting on the topic, that form is filed incorrectly around 9 out of 10 times. Is this number being talked up in various circles? The HR dude for my new job got snippy with me when I seemed unconcerned about his THIRD warning that I read the documentation requirements VERY CAREFULLY. They're not rocket science. My passport will do just fine. Because he's so worried, I'll go ahead and bring my drivers license and SS card just in case, thus over-fulfilling the requirements.
  • "What do you get when you cross an ohio with a sadness?" -- "What is the difference between a great human and an average tin?" -- "What kind of an importance is a suitcase?" -- This thing tells terrible jokes, but provides great opening lines for avant-garde short stories.
  • The 2008 thread Twin Peaks, Now and Then lead me back to some more then-and-now comparisons of places and movies, and the term rephotography. Search for the term and you'll find some nice comparison shots, and even hints at future technology that will make in-set rephotography easier. As for Flickr: the term means different things to different folks, including double exposures and photos of photos (or video screens). More comparison tags on Flickr: Then & Now, Now & Then. There are also groups (with some overlap): Now and Then, Then and Now, Toen & Nu (Then & Now) ... and more, as linked to this time-blended photo.
  • The part about the actual stress vaccine (and it is an actual vaccine, as skeptical as I was about the title) is down at the very end of the article, and it's fascinating. The rest is mostly "stress is bad for you," but then it talks about how (and why) a herpes virus is genetically modified to infect an organism's brain and protect it from the negative consequences of stress. It's amazing what biology can do these days — science in general, really — and the future, as always, will be an interesting place. Thanks for the link, homunculus.
  • To clarify - the estates of said authors. And yet would you really put it past them to learn the dark arts of necromancy to secure a deal like this? Then again, it would require a soul to sell...
  • Marx intended it do be something else... It pre-dates Marx (think of the vision of Winstanley) and contemporaries of the great analyst of capitalism offered their visions of communism too. It's one of the great tragedies of the 20th century to my mind that this most humane and necessary of our visions has become associated in the minds of many only with the bureaucratic Leninist states.
  • what do you call a cross between a joking computer and a metafilter ? an i for one welcome our scottish comedian robot overlords .
  • Fuck SB1070, and fuck the assholes that are trying to bring it here to Tennessee. Enough already.
  • Wow. I have to say, I'm more into the fourth suggested link: 1988 Elger Toilet. Can you believe it! ADA height! What a score! As the commode ravers would say, this is the best idea ever!
  • Hauntingly beautiful. I loved it.
  • Why didn't Spike Jones think of this?
  • What a gutless, sneaky non-answer, eh? You know, you can't just cut different parts out of the interview and put them together to make your point. I mean, you can, but when it's so easy to google it and GET THE FULL INTERVIEW, why even try to obsfuscate this way? Here. And if you're too lazy to click the link, I'll just paste the whole thing here: Boing Boing/Xeni Jardin: What are the maximum penalties in Manning's case, based on the charges filed today? Do any of these charges carry the possibility of capital punishment? U.S. Army/Ltc. Eric Bloom: No, I don't think we're talking about the death penalty. We have calculated the maximum possible number of years based on these charges to be 52 years. Boing Boing: So, the organization he is said to have leaked all of this classified information to, Wikileaks— Bloom: We have not said that he has leaked all of this material. We have not confirmed that. And that organization is not named in the charges. Boing Boing: Okay, understood. So, the organization others have reported that Manning leaked videos and State Department cables to, Wikileaks, I'm reading that they've said they have attempted to connect Manning with a lawyer, with civilian legal representation, but that those attempts have been rebuffed. Is he represented by any civilian attorney? Bloom: We have no knowledge of any civilian attorneys he has retained. He is free to do so at any time. I do not know of any rebuffing. I've been in the military for 26 years, and I've never heard of any party's attempt to secure legal representation being denied. We don't rebuff representation. Boing Boing: What happens next? Bloom: As part of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, the next step in proceedings would be an Article 32 Hearing, which is similiar to a grand jury. An investigating officer will be appointed, and that officer looks into all facts of the matter, does an investigation, and upon conclusion, the findings will be presented to a convening court martial authority. The division commander will consider based on what is in that, what the next steps are. Either there is enough evidence or not enough evidence to proceed to a court-martial. Boing Boing: Where is Manning currently detained? Bloom: He is Kuwait at Camp Arifjan. Boing Boing: When will the next step in the proceedings take place? Bloom: A date has not yet been set. We haven't even identified the investigating officer. We're still in the early stages of this case. See, that's not gutless, sneaky or a non-answer. That's being precise.
  • Waste treatment plants don't do well with this sort of waste. Probably wouldn't be as funny if they dumped it directly into the river/ocean, but this is basically what they are doing.
  • Also, MC Frontalot was never more relevant.
  • "Mary Sue" is a bit unfair. How would you write Kimiko as a character? More power or less? A naif or a sophisticate?
  • It's like eating a bag of Laffy Taffy without what little joy can be found in the flavor.
  • 37: For boring scientific purposes only. STRICTLY NO FUN ALLOWED
  • Ah, yes, the revered P.D.Q.!
  • You know what i had thought of a little while ago? The ONLY people who this is being "leaked" to is us Americans. EVERY single person in Afghanistan knows whats going on. People talk when the neighborhood next street over gets blown up. They have more cellphones, computers, and communications technology now than by any other country who was invaded at any other point in history. THEY know, and they are angry; you would be too. The only people who are informed by these "secrets" being "leaked" are us Americans. That will cause us questioning the military, which in turn will severely decrease interest in the military which would effectively cause decline enlistment numbers and officer quality. Once we get to the lower limits of the above...we will leave Afghanistan. So yeah...I want the war to end, and stop marking off names I have in my head when I hear bad news every 2 or so years since 2002. So yeah...go wikileaks.
  • Bruce Schneier writes in Applied Cryptography about the strength of 256-bit keys, namely, the basic requirement on energy necessary to iterate through a full 256-bit counter:
    One of the consequences of the second law of thermodynamics is that a certain amount of energy is necessary to represent information. To record a single bit by changing the state of a system requires an amount of energy no less than kT, where T is the absolute temperature of the system and k is the Boltzman constant. (Stick with me; the physics lesson is almost over.) Given that k = 1.38×10-16 erg/°Kelvin, and that the ambient temperature of the universe is 3.2°Kelvin, an ideal computer running at 3.2°K would consume 4.4×10-16 ergs every time it set or cleared a bit. To run a computer any colder than the cosmic background radiation would require extra energy to run a heat pump. Now, the annual energy output of our sun is about 1.21×1041 ergs. This is enough to power about 2.7×1056 single bit changes on our ideal computer; enough state changes to put a 187-bit counter through all its values. If we built a Dyson sphere around the sun and captured all its energy for 32 years, without any loss, we could power a computer to count up to 2^192. Of course, it wouldn't have the energy left over to perform any useful calculations with this counter. But that's just one star, and a measly one at that. A typical supernova releases something like 10^51 ergs. (About a hundred times as much energy would be released in the form of neutrinos, but let them go for now.) If all of this energy could be channeled into a single orgy of computation, a 219-bit counter could be cycled through all of its states. These numbers have nothing to do with the technology of the devices; they are the maximums that thermodynamics will allow. And they strongly imply that brute-force attacks against 256-bit keys will be infeasible until computers are built from something other than matter and occupy something other than space.
    so it seems unlikely that anyone will see the contents of that insurance file unless he tells us the password or otherwise used a easy-to-guess password.
  • Having lived near the Sellafield nuclear power station, I can only say that this effect is nothing new.
  • the whole thing certainly is a true marvel of modern technology
  • If the guy dressed in rags on the corner screaming and waving a sign reading The Asteroid is Coming to Kill Us All ... if that guy knew he was right, and had evidence he was right ... wouldn't you be mad at him ... for dressing in rags on the corner screaming and waving a sign? Isn't there a better way than this? Is there? What does the "better way" look like? You imply elsewhere in your comment that Assange et al. should act more like journalists, but these days "acting like a journalist" frequently means embedded reporting, regurgitating press releases and government talking points, and failing to release information like the Collateral Murder video (which was in a WaPo reporter's possession for over a year before Wikileaks released it). Wikileaks is useful precisely because it circumvents some of the serious problems with mainstream journalism today. Also, people realize that Wikileaks isn't a one-man show, right? Assange doesn't decide what to release all by himself; there is a sort of "trusted committee" that vets the information that's leaked to them and decides how to handle it. And people remember that they released tons of information (much of it unrelated to US foreign policy) before the Collateral Murder video and the Afghan War Diary reports, right? It's interesting how much more narrow and hostile the discussions about Wikileaks have become since they started releasing stuff that seriously undermines the "We're the good guys" narrative about America's latest wars.
  • It sounds nice, and it's important to be able enjoy solitude, but that is not lonely. It's important to go places on your own, to not allow social connections, or the lack of them, to dictate the path of your life, but that is not lonely. Sitting on park benches, walking in the woods, eating alone in a foreign city, going dancing by yourself, all of those are things you do alone, and all of them are things I enjoy, and none of them are lonely. Lonely is realizing that you spent five years without making a friend. Lonely is having good news and no one to tell. Lonely is realizing that even though it seemed like the only choice you had, protecting yourself by withdrawing from people was the biggest mistake you ever made, and now you can never go back and do it differently. Lonely is never having anything to say when people talk about teenage romances or fun times in college or their crazy 20s. Lonely is not being able to remember the last time you touched someone. Being alone is beautiful. Being lonely destroys you.
  • Ooohhhhh, we need a Ken Korda post! I liked the one where he tried to form a boy band as well.
  • You exhaust kids to set yourself as the Alpha Leader, P.o.B.? That is what Milan seems to claim to do.
  • That same "double game" phrasing only ended up in the mainstream media two or three days later... A google timeline: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22double+game%22+afghan+war&hl=en&prmd=nv&source=lnt&tbs=tl:1&sa=X&ei=JOJTTIDJNoK78gaLyt2_BA&ved=0CBgQpwU4Cg Maybe they're in on it, too? And yeah, I realize not all entries are relevant. But my intent is to show the phrase is common enough that the CIA probably isn't seeding it to MeFi members in order to sway public opinion about Wikileaks. And Assange? Agree with him or not, the guy isn't exactly humble.
  • I think this guy is full of shit. For additional background on him, I'd take a look at the short pieces Gawker has been publishing on him, especially this and this. falameufilho: Criticising the man for boasting that he's being followed is like telling a spy he's paranoid. As Curt Cobain once said, just because your paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you. And god knows they're after him now. If he has half a brain, which I think we can assume, he's couragious as hell.
  • Any time I see people in everyday situations wearing camo, I want to point and shout, "I SEE YOU! Your camo doesn't work! Nyah nyah nyah!" I keep it to myself because a lot of times those people are at the airport carrying guns.
  • biscotti: Dunbar, Donaldson, McConnell, etc. all have long-term effective and science-based ways to deal with fear. Millan does not. Yes, yes, yes. My first NYC dog was pretty much the model success story for dominance training. The woman who worked with us makes Millan look like a cupcake. I recommended her to friends whose dog was displaying very similar behaviors—and it made their dog's behavior much, MUCH worse. My dog was a congenital authoritarian jockeying for a place in his hierarchy; my friends' dog was a flinchy defensive creature reacting to old fears as well as new stimuli. It's a little baffling to me that people who would never, ever think that all children need to go to military school seem to think that all dogs need to be trained in a strict Cesarean way. Like people, dogs have vast and random variations in their inner selves. That said: dogs are NOT people. That's the one thing I agree with about Millan's approach. If you live with a dog, you have to understand how dogs interact with the world. They are not furry babies. They're a separate species, one that's intertwined with ours but still separate and distinct. It's so so interesting to watch them be dogs, learn to communicate with them as dogs.
  • I would also guess that Milan, or anybody else for that matter, takes on jobs that he thinks he can take care of hopefully in a timely manner.
  • Damn. Upper-decker droppers everywhere are going to have to work to top that.
  • or does it just gay up the front page? GayMe : Plan your agenda.
  • joe lisboa: “While I was soberly rocking out to Minor Threat in high school, you guys were coding. Fair enough.” It's funny, but incidentally Ian MacKaye was the first thing I thought of watching this video. Her voice somehow really reminds me of him, and also the way she phrases her ideas. I don't know what it is.
  • OK, so what do you do when some kid you knew in highschool asks you to friend him, and he's a loving husband, devoted father, and completely out-of-the-closet furry, who has commissioned illustrations of his real-life family as furries plastered all over his wall? On the one hand, co-workers and family can see this shit. On the other, is it really worse than the dwarf pornographer from Georgia I already friended? I'm frankly at a loss. (* Here's the explanation. Before he made women take off their clothes for a living, we used to play Star Wars 2nd Edition Expanded rules when we were both in Rhode Island. I was an arm-chair historian! He was a wookie-ewok hybrid, and in many ways, still is. He once freed me from a trap, so I owe him. He also has a good twin IRL whom I haven't friended.)
  • Dazzle Ships
  • That just blew me away! It follows nicely from yesterday's longest exposures FPP. I'm now imagining that some of these would look really great in a documentary if the effect was animated on/off across in waves or as spotlights of various shapes. It would be sort of a meta-Ken Burns effect.
  • "Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad." — Neal Stephenson (Snow Crash)
  • I think I was subconsciously channeling that, too, koeselitz. Maybe his work with The Evens or something?
  • When did people stop becoming adults and start remaining super-stunted emo teenagers like this? Probably around the time it became acceptable for adults to use hackneyed straightedge Xs in their usernames? xHAMBURGERx Sorry dude, could not resist that one. I tried.
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  • "WikiLeaks boss may have 'blood on his hands'" This coming from "America's top military commander"? Beyond irony.
  • My point, really, is that I've never seen anyone try to argue that Batman is realistic at all, let alone the most realistic of superheroes... Superhero comics are inherently ridiculous. To me, that's part of their charm. Ha ha, oh my, I agree with you, but if you really think that most of superhero comics fandom is on the same page, I envy you your ignorance. Don't read the message boards. Stay gold, FAMOUS MONSTER. Stay gold.
  • This was opened in Dublin and his "famine soup" was served to thousands of the poor for free. Why that's...that's...SOCIALISM!
  • "It would make me look bad if this came out" is not a legitimate use of military secrecy, and damned to anyone who would defend it.
  • loveit. already updated. AARRR!
  • Q. what do you call a cross between a ground and an author ? A. a soil bellow .
    Oh wait, this is not the Joking Computer thread is it?
  • I bought some camoflage pants. Now I can't find them.
  • same guy, from same YouTube poster.
  • To the irritation of both London housewives and Irish famine victims, Soyer suggested that backwardness and ignorance had contributed to their lamentable situation just as much as the cruel actions of their landlords. He argued that the problem might not just be the lack of food, but the lack of healthy food. Vegetables were notoriously absent and if there were any, they had been treated in such a way that they had lost all their useful nutrients. The simple land folk had to be educated in exploring new sources of nourishment. Plus ça change.
  • Everyone always knew that Batman was the least realistic superhero. And that has nothing to do with his superpowers, as the blog indicates, but because he spends his money stupidly. For the price of one batmobile you could run a dozen highly effective anti-crime programs. That doesn't make him unrealistic. It makes him Republican.
  • But what if the leaked information is false? The leaked information might be false with a leak okayed by a steering committee, too. It's neither here nor there. But with the steering committee, you're also factoring in their agenda. And fundamentally, you can't really know what the steering committee isn't releasing according to their agenda because they're not releasing it. You don't even have the information necessary to evaluate whether or not they're abiding by their stated agenda. Also, any cursory inspection of the politics of Wikipedia editors should quickly dissuade anyone of the notion that a bunch of users of a particular website can govern themselves effectively or implement an agenda coherently.
  • This inspired me to look up when exactly it changed from 'thefacebook.com' to 'facebook.com. It was almost exactly 5 years ago. Damn.
  • But we'd have Canadians driving across the border sparking the black market in bootleg library cards
  • You think the US has blood on its hands? Well, so do you. SO DO YOU. I find it really distressing that you hold the theoretical blood on Assanage's hand as so deplorable, but fail to even mention anything negative relating to the ACTUAL blood on the hands of those in some of these leaks. Nobody has died (yet) at the hands of Assanage that we know of. Plenty of civilians, apparently at the hands of psychopathic nintendo troops, have ALREADY been killed and the documents classified as top secret to prevent the details from coming out. Where's your outrage at reality?
  • Anyone else who loved this post (and hasn't read it already) might be interested in this classic article: Caring For Your Introvert.
  • Oh this is simply delicious. Once again, if you read about Assange's actions in a supermarket paperback you'd roll your eyes and groan audibly. Don't get me started on the name WikiLeaks (and their logo!)
  • I find that haunting and creepy and beautiful and breathtaking all at the same time. What appeals to you, or makes it more affecting for you, to show them side by side? Not DU, obviously, but I don't find that these images resonate, and I too would rather see side-by-side images. I find the jump between the modern images and the historic ones to be so strong that I don't register any impression of the image as a whole. My brain immediately divides the two. It's especially jarring where the subjects of the two images interact in impractical or impossible ways. To use a couple of examples from the site dry white toast linked above, because I'm familiar with that feature on Spacing, there's a difference between creating a photograph that almost seems like it could be real and one that has random walls that disappear into space. Some of the images in the main link blend well, but most don't, either because bits and pieces disappear into thin air, or because the differences in the color, grain, brightness, etc, are just too pronounced to allow my brain to process them together. One shot I do particularly like is the one where some modern pedestrians appear to be joining a crowd to witness a tank rolling through town. That image still has some jarring elements to it because of the detail and brightness gap between the two images, but the modern pedestrians appear genuinely to be interacting with the historic photo in a way few of the other photos manage, and that I did find striking and effective. The one immediately above it, on the other hand, has a very interesting premise -- what appears to be a kind of typical tourist snapshot soldier in front of a monument is neatly matched up with some modern tour buses -- but half a soldier floating in mid air with a road melting through him just makes it seem kind of silly. With side by side images, I could appreciate both the historic and the modern photo and find my own comparisons and contrasts between them, rather than being forced into specific ones by the inadequacies of the image.
  • Almost 150 comments in and nobody has mentioned The Pelican Brief? 1.4 gigabytes would amount to about an hour or so of DVD quality video. My guess is it's Assange talking to a camera, and starts with the sentence "If you're watching this, it means I'm dead." Followed by a detailed description of who is planning to kill him and why.
  • Setup: What kind of a rotation has a Canary Islands? Punchline: A Spain spin. Hm. Well, I guess it beats watching Leno.
  • When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One Lousy Comedian
  • Unless the encryptor Did Something Dumb, I wouldn't expect anyone to crack it. Or unless he did something smart and encrypted it in a way that could be guessable if you had the right pieces to the puzzle. Seriously, this is something out of a Neal Stephenson novel. Any moment now someone is going to start selling cheap diamondoid nanowire thread for pennies per foot and an entire generation of multinational otaku are going to simultaneously leave their bedrooms for the first time in 10 years and fuck shit up.
  • Hmm. Mac option? Can't seem to find it; assumed under preferences.
  • Most couples I know with dogs have a dominant (alpha) partner and a more submissive one. The dogs invariably are more responsive to the stronger personality. Of course, Milan apparently believes that Men are generally the alpha partner and Women are the submissive partner, which may partially explain the distaste for him among the dog-training community. And negative reinforcement can be nothing more than ignoring your dog for a short period. (1) Stilwell teaches this technique. (2) Technically, we are all using the language of reinforcement wrong. Giving a dog a treat for sitting is Positive Reinforcement. Jerking a choke chain when a dog barks is Positive Punishment. Turning your back on a dog who jumps is Negative Punishment.
  • Seconding the CCleaner approach, that's what I do to keep things tidy.
  • >KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? >LINE 10: Line 10: who? >LINE 10: KNOCK KNOCK >KNOCK KNOCK |
  • I already regularly consume a Brain Energy/Efficiency Reducer when I am stressed in order to mitigate these negative effects.
  • If you wanted to get ideas for your own sort of bad wordplay jokes or jocularities, you could at least get some ideas from this thing; some of them could be redeemable.
  • Yeah, sorry. Seems overdubbed. The accompaniment is too consistent in its mix, the hose keeps a constant tone as it moves closer and further from the mic, the crowd noise sounds canned.
  • I ...really really really want to watch these two fight crime on a weekly show with the help of their magical time-traveling hookah.
  • So vote Republican. How exactly does that follow?
  • It was interesting to see which people liked it and which couldn't stand it.It was interesting to see which people liked it and which couldn't stand it. Craig Ferguson's awkward pauses do the same thing. They also allow the accomplished actors to show their craft.
  • And Aaron Diaz in a pair of revealing overalls as Mary Sue Kimiko.
  • Under Pressure This song makes me stress.
  • It would be stupid to take some sort of step to shut down Wikileaks, at least with the idea of stopping this sort of stuff from getting out. At least now it's somewhat centralized and probably much easier to watch. If Wikileaks went, a hundred other sites would show up in its place unless one of the replacements became exceptionally successful for some reason.
  • Hey, it does econometric humor! A slight variation of this is going into a presentation I've got next week: Q. What do you call a cross between an elastic and a curve? A. A rubber bend. Now imagine that punchline but while discussing elasticities and trend lines in a market decomposition and forecast. It will be an absolute knee slapper... ... or not. Econometrics is not a field often known for humor... In the context of econometric humor, you've got to admit - it came up with at least somethig thats worth a chuckle...amirite? applied mathematics in the hizouse....
  • what do you call a boom box surface ? a ghetto plaster . I picture Steve Urkel telling this, followed by a brutal stabbing at the hands of Carl Winslow.
  • Is the alpha-dog method of training, as promoted by Cesar Millan, a myth? Rival trainer Victoria Stilwell thinks so and has launched a competitive assault on Cesar's Dog Whisperer by starring on It's Me or the Dog and spreading her system of positive-reinforcement training.

    From the Time article:
    "The debate has its roots in 1940s studies of captive wolves gathered from various places that, when forced to live together, naturally competed for status. Acclaimed animal behaviorist Rudolph Schenkel dubbed the male and female who won out the alpha pair. As it turns out, this research was based on a faulty premise: wolves in the wild, says L. David Mech, founder of the Minnesota-based International Wolf Center, actually live in nuclear families, not randomly assembled units, in which the mother and father are the pack leaders and their offspring's status is based on birth order. Mech, who used to ascribe to alpha-wolf theory but has reversed course in recent years, says the pack's hierarchy does not involve anyone fighting to the top of the group, because just like in a human family, the youngsters naturally follow their parents' lead. Says Bonnie Beaver, former president of the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA): "We are on record as opposing some of the things Cesar Millan does because they're wrong." Likewise, the American Veterinary Society of Animal Behavior (AVSAB) issued a position statement last year arguing against the aggressive-submissive dichotomy."
  • MERZFEST 2010 And that's just on the main stage...
  • Awesome idea, loved the style, but I have to say that it was kind of hard to concentrate trying to follow both the drawings and the unusual way in which Zizek talks.
  • "Flower Warfare - Psychedelic Action Scene" by Freddie Wong (previously). Behind the scenes.
  • You don't need some sappy poem/video to validate or glorify your choices. Just do what makes you happy. Some people are scared of being alone, and might like the encouragement. I've known people who were afraid to eat out by themselves, or go to a movie alone, or a museum, or anything, really.
  • Arron Diaz of Dresden Codak (previously previously previously) shows us how he makes his colorful comic pages at Indistinguishable From Magic, an art/instruction blog about Character Design, Hands In Storytelling, and Batman.
  • Us cat people have it much easier. There is never any question about who is in charge and has the upper paw. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
  • I think WikiLeaks is doing something important, but I think Assange is going to turn out to be more of a liability to the site/organization he created than an asset. Like Jimbo Wales, he had a great idea and it's one that will have a life of its own if he can just leave it alone. But it's one that can and should eclipse him personally, and I'd imagine that might be hard for a lot of founders to take. But if WikiLeaks turns out to be effectively Assange's personal website, subject to his editorializing, political views and decisions on what to release and what to sit on, it creates an obvious avenue for discrediting it. I.e., if Assange turns out to have made statements critical of the US, then the whole thing can simply be whitewashed as the actions of an anti-US radical, and the site as simple anti-US propaganda. Like Wales' occasional meddling in Wikipedia, that would be sad in large part because it would keep an otherwise good and powerful idea from living up to its full potential. I'm not sure if it's too late at this point to safely turn over control of the site to some sort of distributed team or committee (perhaps with official releases signed via a shared cryptographic method, like was just implemented for the DNS root), and if not, then I think WL is doomed. But it has certainly proved that there is a need in the world for something serving the function of a window into government secrets. If Assange turns out to be a single point of failure, hopefully someone or some group of people will figure out how to accomplish WL's goals without relying on a single person at any point in the process.
  • If you're using OS X, the Speech function really brings these to life.
  • I know everyone and their grandma will think this is crass and what-have-you, but I'd much, much rather have a few hundred US soldiers and informants killed than many more thousands of Iraqi and Afghani civilians killed in my name. Anyone who voluntarily signs up to fight for a government has to live with the consequences and repercussions of that government's actions. And as for the question of whether maybe militaries have a right to keep certain secrets, I don't think militaries have a right to exist, so, yeah.
  • When I delete all my cookies I have to re-log-on to sites such as metafilter, gmail, &c. Is there a way to block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep?
  • There's a flickr group dedicated to doing this (with simply old photos, not necessarily wwII).
  • oneswellfoop: "And I always roll my eyes when somebody non-ironically quotes that "communism is socialism with a human face" Did you actually listen to what he's saying before jumping in and rolling your eyes and hating THE COMMUNISM? Here, I'll write it down for you: "...you remember - you are not old enough, I am - 30-40 years ago how we were crazy. We were dreamingk about 'socialism with a human face'". One of the problems we face in this discussion is that people are so entrenched in their reactions to some WORDS that we can't even talk rationally about these issues. Which are, I suggest, kind of important.
  • "What kind of misery is a body politic?" "A nation camp" Okaaay. Keep working on it, guys.
  • I've been alone a lot the last few years, have had episodes of feeling extra lonely, but because I've been alone so much I usually feel comfortable with it - it can actually be fantastic, and healing like the poem mentioned. Some people seem to fear being alone, and let's not get into people who fear silence. I wonder why this is? Growing up a single child, did I perhaps become more prepared for it? Do people who grow up in multiple-sibling families become less prepared for loneliness? Anywho, beautiful post. Favorite+
  • A friend of mine, an avid deer hunter, owns a camouflage flashlight. Think about that for a second. Camouflage. Flashlight.
  • Under Pressure: The Search for a Stress Vaccine.
  • - Unknown Meat In A Bottle A song Jim Croce sadly did not live long enough to write... If I could put meat in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to cram it in my hand luggage and shuffle through Security hoping the sniffer dogs aren't hungry today so I can get my Unknown Meat in a Bottle onto the plane Just to share it with you If I could make Chicken Feet last forever If days could make wishes come true I'd make my severed cow-hoof even more awesome by turning it into a Cow-Hoof Bottle because hey who doesn't want one of those Just to share it with you But there never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do once you find them I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through the 'Something To Declare' line with...
  • Thank You!
  • I wouldn't support the bill for civil rights reasons, but I'm not sure I'm willing to equate its supporters with racists. It's one thing to disagree, but quite another to vilify and dehumanize your opponents.
  • Being alone -- solitude -- is not a mystery, nor is it an art, nor is it a social disease. It's not a sign that you have a problem that needs fixing. It's the default condition of the human race, or at least industrial society, especially now that society has become ever more fragmented and atomized. It's assuredly the default condition of the introvert. Being alone is not something to treat as a forbidding prospect, a challenge, a pain in the ass, or a source of dread. I'm alone (and on vacation) right now while my spouse, whom I miss dearly and hope eventually sees this, is visiting family 600 miles away. I'm good at being alone, and my only worry about it is that I can be too good at it. I try to fight that when I'm not alone. Do I want to be alone permanently? Of course not, because humans are social beings and generally need each other. But when I am alone, I try to make good use of being alone, until my aloneness ends. What a fantastic poem and video. Taft, thank you for this post. There is another Loneliness That many die without – Not want of friends occasions it Or circumstance of Lot But nature, sometimes, sometimes thought And whoso it befall Is richer than could be revealed By mortal numeral – [Emily Dickinson]
  • Sorry, uncanny. This is what happens when I work 22 hours straight and at the same time attempt to make reasoned arguments on heated topics. I do apologize, sincerely. I think that we may have gotten off on the wrong foot. And my comments may make it seem that I want something I don't- for the war to continue indefinitely. What I want is for the war to end without some greater conflageration erupting immediately after we leave. There is great potential for suffering in that region- greater than we can imagine probably. I don't want it to end that way. Pope- yours seems like a completely unrealistic view of the world. There will always be wars and there will always be armies. You should come to terms with that now and change what you can about the world. Hint: that ain't it.
  • My little simpleton terrier mix rolls big dogs (labs and the like) on a regular basis. She stands at their shoulder and growls until they roll. They always do. She's no alpha but she has a sense of decorum that she enforces. A successful human animal trainer knows what works for him or her. Cesar Millan can pull off the alpha roll; Victoria Stilwell does what she's best at to get the same message across. It's about the individual's capabilities and, most of all, their consistency.
  • Too goddamn cool.
  • I hope there is someone there in the research lab shouting at the scientists COME ON WE NEED THAT STRESS VACCINE NOW NOW NOW PEOPLE ARE STRESSED OUT THERE WHAT IS THE HOLD UP COME ON NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW, to encourage them.
  • Is it more Kos or more LGF? Maybe that's not a fair question. If the right side of politics is particularly in need of "investigating" then of course the investigative site will come across as left-leaning. More wondering if anyone's noticed a pattern of obvious storm-teacup-beatups in any particular direction? Thinking of adding ProPublica to my rookie list of daily reads.
  • There's a pretty good video available from NBER regarding econometrics and the Kalman: here. (direct link to video and slides.) Also, the OpenCV project has a decent Kalman implementation, last I checked. KaizenSoze: What are your concerns wrt the Kalman in econ?
  • What dopes.
  • I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
  • Really, these need to be read by GLaDOS. Or HAL. Maybe Data. Hmm.
  • He's busy delivering mail.
  • Will it ever be able to win my heart like Jon Stewart with a silent winky-winky?
  • Heh. For a moment I thought or hoped this was about Howard Zinn.
  • I'm assuming not everyone praising wikileaks is a pacifist. I assume some people some people here like these leaks merely because they concern wars that they don't like (I'm not a fan either) or military tactics they don't like (I'm definitely not a fan). I understand the sentiment "military is doing x bad thing; we need to expose this." I do wonder, though, why secrets being made public is considered an inherently Good Thing. I like that soldiers who kill civilians with a detached, uncaring attitude are being brought out into the light, and I hope that something changes and they are severely punished. But why does nobody seem to want to consider whether maybe the military is sometimes justified in having secrets? It doesn't seem all that big of a stretch to say that some day there will be a war that we are justified in fighting, and a part of that way effort will hinge on us having information that the enemy does not. Recklessly publicizing every military secret that comes your way just because you can might win you applause when you're publicizing scumbag civilian-killing soldiers, but if you're too lazy to think through all the ramification of what your doing, you could potentially bring a lot of harm to a lot of soldiers at the hands of the enemy. And it's not like "hey, if I publicize this horrible thing these soldiers did, as well as these classified documents, maybe these soldiers will get ambushed and killed by the enemy and then karma will have done its work." It's more like "I publicize this horrible thing these soldiers did, as well as these classified documents, and these other, perfectly civil, upstanding soldiers just trying to finish their tours and get back to their wife and kids will be ambushed in the mountains somewhere." It's possible to condemn some members of the American army without have a devil-may-care attitude about the lives of other soldiers who are just doing their duty as ethically as possible.
  • Is there any situation where this type of camouflage is appropriate?
  • You know, you can't just cut different parts out of the interview and put them together to make your point. I mean, you can, but when it's so easy to google it and GET THE FULL INTERVIEW, why even try to obsfuscate this way? [...] See, that's not gutless, sneaky or a non-answer. That's being precise. Keep ya shirt on! What makes you think I "cut parts out" and "obsfuscated" the answer? Were you too lazy to click my link? ;) I did, however, paste an exact quote from a Wikipedia link in good faith. My bad. And I obviously don't fully understand Julian Assange's or the CIA's side of the story, let alone Bradley Manning's when I begin scratching the surface. So yeah, again, my bad, you've given me a not-too-unfair kick in the strides that I shouldn't quote Wikipedia without fully researching the source of its quotes. But the Bad Goran Bad Uncanny says "Are you kidding? I haven't got time for that sort of researching carry-on. We're here on Metafilter, chillin', chewin' the fat. It's not the Supreme Court." ps: I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman...
  • Man, I love this idea and I love the skill in finding the exact same camera position for each shot. But these would be a lot more powerful if he did a couple things: First, shoot the whole thing in black and white and take pains to make the grain match. If you're going to do essentially a double exposure shot, you need to have a continuity of medium otherwise, it's distracting. Because the WWII shot is going to be the rougher part, you have to match to that, otherwise you're lessening the impact. Second, he keeps being too tight on the archive photos in his overlay. That'd be mitigated by going b/w, because it would allow the midgrounds to blond more, expanding the space around the focal points. But this also really shows his compositional weakness—almost every single shot is center-weighted and without a little bit of contextual space around the focal point, the illusion of time travel is undercut. (That's a little bit muddled, but it's the best way I could figure to put it.) Third, extend the distance of the blend and reduce the abruptness of the transparency. The more overlay, the more powerfully the central idea (the similarities and differences from our time to theirs) can come through. So yeah, either that or images side by side, since our brain is pretty good at doing what I just described when it just has two images juxtaposed.
  • No wait. Q. How can something be so amazing and so terrible at the same time? A. Welcome to the Internet!
  • Okay, it's my dildo. Sorry 'bout that.
  • Sweet!
  • So is this thing going to get funny over time? If so, what's the ETA of that? What do you get when you cross a heartfelt desire with a dumbell? A long weight.* * Didn't even need joking computer to do that.
  • Julian Assange is an attention honey trap. Wikilinks is run by 100s of people, he wasn't even the founder of it (maybe co-founder but one of many).
  • That lady totally had her finger off the trigger when she was shooting the assault rifle out of the window.
  • Anything like CCleaner for Macs?
  • Stress is a disease. But it's the only disease you'll yell at other people for your having it.
  • You exhaust kids to set yourself as the Alpha Leader, P.o.B.? That is what Milan seems to claim to do. No, and just to be clear there is a huge difference between behavioral (therapy) training for people and dogs. So it's kind of moot point, but you put it out there. I've seen Milan's show all of a couple of times and I don't really find much fault with it though. From what I gather his Alpha Leader schtick is a bit more implicit than what you seem to be saying though, or maybe that's just what I saw. I mean if he's training a dog from the understanding that he is the leader, how are other trainers not doing that?
  • I am a mostly extroverted type living the life of an introvert. Yay.
  • Cool. "According to tradition, Pythagoreanism developed at some point into two separate schools of thought, the akousmatikoi Ακουσματικοι, ("listeners") and the mathēmatikoi Μαθηματικοι ("learners"). ..."
  • 2 CDs? This movie had better be good, the pre time was ridic.
  • Comedy: Not what the BBC think it is.
  • dave78981, please, those memos NEED to be published, especially the ones that relate to Pakistan. The war logs only show one half of the story. The tactical level of what is happening. Those memos show the high level policy. Those memos are the real equivalent of the Pentagon Papers. So, on the one hand we have the war logs, which show us the military ground truth and what is happening inside Afghanistan. They showed us the relationship between the military, Afghanistan civilians, and the Taliban. All out in the open in raw data. It shows the military fucking the Afghan people, and it shows the military being fucked by the ISI-supported Taliban. Those memos -- if they exist -- show us what is happening inside Pakistan. They show us the other side of the fence and the relationship between the CIA, State, and Pakistan (that's what Manning said: the real deal on what the foreign aid means). In essence, we have a military (the US and its allies) that is fighting in a country where their enemy (the Taliban) is propped up economically by their own country (US support of Pakistan and the ISI). Seriously, can you see the batshit insanity going on with that? Am I living in a Pynchon novel? And you don't think that information needs to be published?
  • I wouldn't support the bill for civil rights reasons, but I'm not sure I'm willing to equate its supporters with racists. It's one thing to disagree, but quite another to vilify and dehumanize your opponents. There are worse things than being called racist. Such as being racist.
  • classified means don't tell anyone for a reason Sometimes that reason is 'we murdered a large number of civilians, and we'd really rather not tell anyone about it'. Classification isn't just about protecting operational secrets. It's also routinely used to obscure mistakes, cover-up atrocities and war crimes, and manipulate public opinion, and I am very happy to see those stones lifted and some light shone on what squirms underneath. I have mixed feelings on the naming of informants. There will be some brave people amongst those informants, who are now at risk, and I am very unhappy about that. There will be some people who used the coalition to settle scores by 'informing' on rivals, just like Guantanamo scooped up anyone who had a finger pointed at them. The public reaction from governments of 'oh no, civilians at risk' is so contemptibly hypocritical that it is laughable. Assange and Breitbart are both horrible people who are engaged in pissing contest to see who can destroy America faster Yes, sure, because this is all about America.
  • Thanks to Mefi's own beloved nickyskye, for posting this to her Facebook wall. Nice find, nicky!
  • The Adam and Joe show ran on Channel 4 during the 90s. There are many marvellous memories from the late-night lo-fi bedroom fest, but most fondly rememberered are their re-enactments of popular films and shows using toys. Kids. This Life. Toytanic. Shine. Se7en. American Beautoy. Saving Private Lion. Furends. The Toy Patient. ToyTrainspotting.
  • Ah Kalman Filters, this is taking me back ! There seemed to be a flurry of conferences in the mid 90's about the application of Kalman Filters to finance, but you don't really hear much about it these days. A good Econometrics course at most Business Schools will touch upon the topic, perhaps do some modelling with it (GDP seemed to be especially popular for some reason, at least when I was in Business School) but everyone moves pretty quickly to GARCH modelling. Kalman Filters don't seem to cope well in environments where there are sharp changes in volatility. I suspect for some of the other uses (robotics, spaceflight), volatility isn't that much of a problem, at least not the sharp changes we see in the most financial markets (NB not all assets trade with such clusters of volatility, but the asset classes I work mostly with - Equities & Fixed Income, a few commodities most definitely do). GARCH (Generalised Autoregressive Conditional Heteroscdastisity) models, first proposed by by Bollerslev in 1986 building upon Engle's 1982 work, by contrast, are designed specifically to properly capture the characteristics of such data generating processes. They can model both periods of constant volatility (aka homoscedasticity, or "same" volatility)as well as periods where the underlying data generating process exhibits sharp changes in volatility, conditional (i.e., depending upon) volatility in prior periods. Heteroscedasticity, literally "different" volatility or precisely the behaviour we see in most financial markets. A GARCH model will have two components; one a "traditional" ARMA (auto regressive moving average) formula, and the second an equation describing the data processes dynamically changing volatility. Its this second equation that gives a GARCH model superior predictive power as it allows the model to deal with volatility that can and does change across the horizon, but the first is superbly flexible as well; pretty much any representation that suits can be defined and used, with the second term modelling the dynamic volatility. In equities many folks fit AGARCH, or asymmetric GARCH models as these allow us to represent the asymmetric nature of stock returns (i.e., they can go down a hell of a lot faster than they can go up). I should probably point out that having most folks use the same model might cause problems on its own, but this shouldn't be as big a problem as its sounds, primarily due to the extreme flexility of the technique. I took a quick look in database of academic journals before crafting this comment, and it seems that while there is just as much research going on into the application of Kalman Filters as there is to GARCH modelling, most of it is non financial in nature, mostly industrial and other apps. So if folks in finance are doing stuff with this technique, they're largely keeping it pretty quiet. In any case, if anyone has more current information about what folks are up to I've love to hear it (thanks rider) Great post by the way, many thanks for lots-o-links!
  • I love Adam & Joe. If you can catch the podcasts of Adam's Big Mixtape *somewhere* you'll hear the best radio so far this year. Try the one with Louis Theroux for starters. (I'm assuming you know about the Adam & Joe podcasts already)
  • I've (luckily) never seen that done before - breathtaking stuff. Thank you.
  • Er... hadn't Lenin been dead for thirteen years in 1937? ... oh, the book is called From Lenin to Stalin. Sorry, carry on.
  • why is an additional cruise different from a tender communication ? one is a more sail , the other is a sore mail . the other other one is a not a sentence.
  • I doubt anything will.
  • why is a merry pasture different from a grizzly fossil fuel ? Oh please, do tell me. one is a gay grass , the other is a gray gas . :(
  • authors get a nominal kickback for books taken out of libraries Not sure where you're getting that idea from, b/c it's not true at all.
  • I remember this story from the Monks of New Skete book about this guy who came in with his wife and dog. He wanted to train the dog to come to him with some weird little whistle. He didn't want to have to talk to the dog, or interact with it really, he just wanted to give this whistle and have the dog obey. Before the end of the visit, the monks noticed the man use this same whistle on his wife.
  • On preview - the point that the ebooks are not coming out quickly is well taken. On the other hand, the choice of scheduling secondary editions is pretty much in the hands of the publisher, no? And yet they don't schedule them ever, at all, thus cutting off one more source of revenue for the author. My agent wrote all my publishers 2+ years ago now, asking them to either a. publish ebook editions or b. permit me to do it if they didn't want to. Quick, now ask me how many of them did? (game show theme music plays...........) One. Well, almost. I was about to get the rights back on one book that had been remaindered... (there is a long and sorry tale there and part of it involves the idiotic marketing department causing my book to be picked up after initially saying it was "too weird," but then B&N asked for a book just like it and suddenly it was ok...oh, except that once it was out for sale, the publisher didn't bother to go back to B&N and say "here's the book you wanted," so they never picked it up. Explain to me again, why these people make more money than I do per copy?) ...when, after ignoring my pleas for ebooks for 2 years (even eye-rolling at me in person at a conference while discussing it), they suddenly were Very Interested In Doing An Ebook, to prevent me from getting the rights back myself. And you wonder why authors/agents can have an adversarial take on publishers? It depends - a lot of publishing houses friends have worked with don't even do rudimentary editing, especially on technical books. They tell authors to go out and recruit their own technical reviewers and editors. In those kinds of situations, the publishing house is literally acting as a printer and distributor. Yes to this, too. Happens all the time in my particular corner of the market. With the majority of my 12 major published books, I hired the tech editor, I paid any contributors (this makes tax time super fun, as you can imagine), I gave them the list of book reviewers for the genre's magazines, as well as bloggers and other influential people, I did just about everything except write out in book in longhand and do the shipping.
  • I'd prefer the thread not be made about whether or not it's OK for me to go "um, OK, that's racist." It's enough to know that I found the remarks made indicative of racism towards Latinos, specifically Mexicans, and of a fundamental unwillingness or inability to become educated about immigration policy issues. I can only really tolerate so much loose talk about "Susan Bolton wants to violate our sovereignty" before I give up.
  • I'm impressed that this post managed to camouflage itself from the letter-link snark brigade so far.
  • Acousmata is a unique music blog devoted to "idiosyncratic research in electronic and experimental music, sound and acoustics, mysticism and technology" with special focus on the early history of electronic music.
  • c is "tracking tools"
  • "DONT...FORGET...TO...DRINK...YOUR...OVALTINE"
  • When did people stop becoming adults and start remaining super-stunted emo teenagers like this? early 1800s?
  • This matches with my company's experiences in non-book publishing as well. We do training videos, and digital downloads outsell DVDs by a wide margin -- an order of magnitude, easily. Interesting, and makes sense -- people want instant gratification, and those who are positioned to provide it to them are going to make money and succeed. I've gotten a ton of emails from people ordering the print+PDF package saying thank you for offering it, I really really wanted to start reading it IMMEDIATELY and I can while I wait for the print copy to show up...
  • Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: what kind of a credit has a horn ? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: a ram - mbrance . Eliza: Please go on. You: what is the difference between an apparent raincoat and a principal spot ? Eliza: Does that question interest you? Eliza: Please go on. This was nowhere as good as I thought it was going to be
  • authors get a nominal kickback for books taken out of libraries Not sure where you're getting that idea from, b/c it's not true at all. it depends where you are. in Canada, there is the Public Lending Right Commission, which puts money in the pockets of authors whose books are in public library collections. according to wikipedia, 27 other countries have similar programs.
  • There are some good ones here from Normandy 1944
  • The spoonerisms coincide nicely with this week's Sunday Puzzle Challenge
  • spelling Stan Ridgway's name wrong costs you points too. grrr.
  • Soon as I saw the Kids post earlier I thought of this...
  • It's like a catalog for shopping for goods imported from Interzone.
  • On July 28, Federal District Court Judge Susan Bolton issued an injunction (link to pdf of court order) blocking several portions of the recent immigration bill SB1070, which was passed on April 23. (Previously on Metafilter.) Among other provisions, the bill would have allowed Arizona police officers to demand proof of immigration status of people suspected of being in the country illegally pursuant to a legal police stop. Most importantly, the federal ruling blocked the portion of the law that would have allowed police officers to demand proof of legal status. Opponents of the law, who had already planned demonstrations yesterday, the first day the law was set to take effect, reportedly view the ruling as a victory, though partial and perhaps temporary. Proponents of the law are predictably unhappy with the ruling, and react with disappointment.
  • Sigh. I don't really need to explain how the world is interconnected, do I? Bridgeport is 55 miles from NYC. The morning the Towers were attacked I spent in the kitchen of a client glued to the TV because her husband had an appointment on the 54th floor that day. I'm too old to go there this time around, but I was in the Army after the first Gulf War. I'll admit up front that I joined for the college money, but I was prepared to be deployed if I was called to do so. I wasn't hiding in some rear detachment- I was on an M1A1. Also, not a neo-con, or a Republican. A lifelong democrat and a liberal, just a realist and not a pacifist. The Taliban may be involved in a regional civil war, but given half a chance they would love to players on the world stage. You don't believe in that kind of fundamentalism and not harbor fantasies of ruling the world. Also, you focus on the civilian casualties, but how many civilians do you think the Taliban when they resume power? If they get a nuke and detonate it? If they get a nuke and give it some fundy suicide bomber to smuggle into New York Harbor?
  • When I started writing jokes for disc jockeys (DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING ANY DUH-JAY HAS SAID SINCE 1991), one of my first subscribers was Radio Legend Gary Owens who gave me a plug in a column he wrote for a radio trade paper, complete with the following left-handed compliment: "Wendell's funnier than Jack Lord and Lorne Greene combined!" I was honored because, at that time, "Book 'em Dan-O" was the funniest running joke in Prime Time (since replaced by "It's not lupus") and Greene's Battlestar Gallactica hair the funniest sight gag. (And this was before Leslie Neilsen started TRYING to be funny.) So, when I saw everybody comparing the Joking Computer with Dane Cook, the New Yorker and Family Guy, I thought it SHOULD be compared to Keifer Sutherland and Matthew Fox.
  • Funny. Everyone thinks of this happening to so-called ethnic minorities. I remember, a few years back, a legally unblemished Canadian friend falling for an American friend. They got married, and even had a child together. Took him around $3000 U.S. for lawyer fees and a couple of years living in the U.S. to finally get his citizenship and he was from a friendly country, suffering no drug-related border violence (that I am aware of) and was trying to play the game by the rules.
  • So that Pakistan- a NUCLEAR POWER- becomes destabilized and falls under Taliban control and then starts a regional nuclear war with India? Is that what you have in mind? Because Afghanistan doesn't mean shit in the scheme of things. It's a backward, godforsaken canker of a place and has been for centuries. But it is keeping Pakistan busy until we figure out what to do with them. Stop all aid to Pakistan and it- and that region- will implode. And then whose fault will it be when the rest of the world gets sucked in? Will it be St. Julian's or St. Brad's? You're right, it is insanity. But international relations have always been insanity. Much too complicated to be left to an unstable 22 year old shitbird Army private to decide what to do about it.
  • A few months ago, I was using Tom from MySpace as my profile picture. It was good for a few Likes.
  • Mullen was even more direct and said that WikiLeaks "might already have on their hands the blood of some young soldier" or an Afghan informant who aided the United States. This is chickenshit, here. You want to blame Assange for deaths he hasn't caused? Because before we talk about who's to blame for potential soldier deaths, let's tally the actual civilian deaths for which the U.S. military is directly to blame. There wasn't any "maybe" about the death-from-above-with-a-fucking-sidegun video that leaked recently wherein U.S. soldiers mowed down innocent, unarmed people and made sure to destroy anyone who came to their rescue. If we're keeping score of who's the biggest threat to human life, Assange isn't even playing the same sport.
  • I don't know, man, I always found it harder to believe that Spider-man can always find a spire or pole to swing from. I know it's New York, but come on. Can you imagine if Spider-man lived in a small country town? He'd have to change his whole modus operandi to something truly spider-like, like holing up in deserted barns and waiting for criminals to stumble in.
  • P.S. The single strips are kind of nice, though. The "Dungeons and Discourse" strips are downright inspired.
  • So, you could probably cause mass chaos by spamming something classified from wikileaks to everyone at your local government agency.
  • Many of the large publishing companies are not doing ebook editions of works they have published in print. In addition, they're being awfully lackadaisical about ever pulling them together and putting them out, period. On the consumer side of things, about every three months I look into getting an eBook reader only to find that a large chunk of my reading list is not legally available at any price. Between the volumes I can't get, and restrictions on sharing and exerpting the volumes I can, the platforms are just not attractive to me.
  • The Journal also surveyed its own site, WSJ.com, which doesn't rank among the top 50 by visitors. WSJ.com installed 60 tracking files, slightly below the 64 average for the top 50 sites.
  • The Pirate Bay has a few things to say about your exclusive deal.
  • My favorite part was when he was jamming with the sirens.
  • Given that my wife declared our marriage over yesterday, I certainly needed this too.
  • thebenman: I hope that didn't come off too strong. No, not too strong at all. Now we know exactly where you are coming from.
  • On the consumer side of things, about every three months I look into getting an eBook reader... I'm waiting for the SanDisk version: a flash drive with a screen that only reads TXT files.
  • Awwww. He's just so cute and sad. I'm dangerously close to SQUEEing here. If he comes to America, I will help Misery Bear get a green card.
  • I find it amusing that we can't browse this wikileaks stuff from unclassified internet-connected computers at work. See, if any of that material is classified, then it can't be on an unclass computer, and the classified computer systems aren't connected to the internet. Oddly enough, surfing the general internet or reading an email someone sent me about it could cause me to exceed the classification rating of my system and require reporting as a security violation. I'm not speculating about a hypothetical - we've been warned about it. User accounts have been disabled and machines quarantined for security sweeps over this already.
  • This is completely amazing and takes my breath away. It's like seeing the past come alive, reminding me of things done in the very space one occupies.
  • Now I know why Marvin was so depressed.
  • Under Pressure
  • How does editing work in cases where the publisher only has the rights to certain forms or markets? If I write a book and sell the hardcover rights to Macmillan but the e-book rights to Amazon, can I incorporate into the e-book edition changes made or suggested by Macmillan's editors?
  • Back a few years ago, I was helping my mother with her dogs sometimes. She'd let them out for a couple of hours twice a day, and they had this little ritual where she cleaned their paws off, because it was usually muddy outside. They didn't seem to mind it, but they were always a little... not skittish, exactly, just a little uncooperative. They were pretty disobedient in general. Having heard about these ideas, I started working on the dogs a little bit. Instead of just cleaning their paws in a standing position, I'd put them on their backs for a couple of minutes, and then clean off their paws. I never spoke sternly to them, never hurt them in any way, I just 'airlocked' them into the laundry room one at a time, put them on their backs, made sure they understood that they were to stay there, and waited a bit. At first I had to keep one hand on their chest, but after awhile they figured it out. After I'd been doing that for a couple of weeks, they started doing what I told them to do, as soon as they understood what it was. We were all still good buddies, but they would listen to me when they wouldn't listen to my mother. They'd gotten the idea that I was the boss, and didn't argue with me anymore. I never hurt or scared them, I rarely even raised my voice, but they would obey me when they wouldn't obey her. She had one stubborn dog that I'd have to hold in the laundry room about once a month to reassert dominance, but she'd settle right back down for awhile. It had nothing to do with punishment or fear. The whole process was very gentle. It was just showing them that I was in charge, and once they understood that, they seemed very happy to go along with the idea. And they were always super-excited to see me when I visited, so it's not like they were intimidated into obedience. I haven't seen that guy's show, and I don't know what else he advises, but putting dogs into a submissive posture sure worked for me.
  • e-books exclusively on Amazon. Macmillan's John Sargent and Tyler Cowen react. Clearly, Messrs Sargent and Cowen feel they've been sold down the river... (I think that warrants a mild "heh", perhaps not)
  • "Oh, Man, my hand's on fire!" "This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen!" "I'm not that high!" No. It's not awesome.
  • Thanks, this pretty much made my day. I think anyone who's spent enough time reading about 20th c. art music has probably seen that photo of Cage and Stockhausen more times than they can count.
  • One good reason to stop looking up words on Dictionary.com. Spelling doesn't matter than much on the internet anyway. Right? The annoying this is - if this is the same thing - my blog was inaccessible to a good number of people including me because of a cookie tracking site that froze the downloading of the site while it gathered info. I don't think there is any way around this technology.
  • No one believes you when you say you really prefer to be alone sometimes. Or a lot of the time. I could write a love letter to solitude. I get this.
  • Ahhahaha, I know it's time for me to go sleep, because that camo Barcalounger had me crying with laughter. Jaysus. Who designed that!?
  • what kind of a skirt is incorrect ? a sa - wrong . Looks saright to me! (Thanks, Terry Pratchett!)
  • The best voice in which to read these jokes is the voice that warns passengers on the Broad Street line in Philly: "Doors Closing." Okay, so I just looked this up and you are correct. YouTube's suggestions from that clip were dozens of different videos of subway doors opening & closing, from around the world. It almost feels like I've stumbled upon the Joking Computer's secret porn stash.
  • Under Pressure.
  • I am near the end of spending this summer working — in an office, though essentially alone — in a faraway city. Thanks.
  • I'm picturing the robot smiling expectantly after telling me that crossing a mammal with a weather gives you koala br-air.
  • I notice they didn't add wsj.com to their survey, would have been nice to see how they stack up against the rest.
  • joe lisboa: "around the time it became acceptable for adults to use hackneyed straightedge Xs" wow I thought it was a reference to a mutex used by the x11 windowing system api
  • you say that like it's a bad thing - I kind of love the idea of a large, public funded institution taking care of the "business model" for arts in the digital age. I guess the tricky part is that there is no difference between getting the item in this case from the library or buying it yourself. There is no "trade-off" like there is with normal library books, where you can read them for free but need to bring them back after a few weeks. That trade-off is enough to provide a reason for the "rich" to still buy books, while not much of a detriment to the "poor" who can't avoid to buy the books and who need to use the library. The trade-off for the MP3s seems to simply be capacity limits, which would affect the rich and poor alike.
  • It needs Spike, Jet, Faye, and Edward. And maybe Ein.
  • This is so amazingly bad, and yet every time I close the tab I have to open it again and come back for more. Humorous car wreck!
  • But hey it's still better than [COMEDIAN/TELEVISION/SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAS POSTED ON METAFILTER LATELY/BEANS].
  • How many of you accusing Arizona of "racism" have ever actually been there? Here's the thing: if Arizonan taxpayers don't want to directly feed, educate, and house substantial portions of the Mexican underclass - and 80% of Arizonans decided they didn't - they shouldn't have to. Mexico is a failed state, it has failed these desperate people, but Arizona is not the one who should be forced to pick up the tab, contrary to the apparent stance of the Justice Department. Because the Federal government refuses to enforce its own immigration laws, Arizona adopted these same Federal laws as their own. All this bullshit about "papers please" is a misreading of the law. As people point out, there are benefits to mass immigration of underclass populations, but there are also costs. Who is to determine when the costs outweigh the benefits but Arizonan voters - you know, people who actually live there?
  • what do you get when you cross a cathy and a new yorker cartoon ? ack , what an asshole !
  • Lovely poem and video. I spend most of my time alone but lately I had forgotten that you can go out and about and engage with life and with other people without having to form any kind of lasting relationship. You can be friendly with strangers, you can show love to unknown neighbors. I like going to crowded movies by myself so I can share the experience with strangers (who will clap at the end of an inspirational movie, who will gasp and groan at the end of Inception, I like all of that). I like going to restaurants by myself so I can savor good food and people-watch without the distractions of home (the tv, or the radio, or the computer, or books). And for those who think they might prefer being alone, not as a temporary relief but as a permanent thing, I'd recommend Party of One:The Loner's Manifesto by Anneli Rufus. When I read it years ago it opened up a whole new world to me because most cultural images of loners are quite negative. It helped me to see that I could be me and in a positive way. It also has ideas for ways to live and breathe alone, much like this poem.
  • Best of the web? I think I saw this on Jackass.
  • what do you call a cross between a pop and a frame ? a soda walker . Yes. Yes you do.
  • Thank you speicus, this is amazing.
  • what do you get when you cross a magi with a me ? a wise maine . QUERY FATHER: WILL JOKING COMPUTER EVER KNOW "LOVE"? Not today, Joking Computer. Not today. ERROR IN LAMENTATION CORE: SADNESS OVERFLOW. (0X8000ffff)
  • This dude makes a post trying to argue that Batman is absurd - I mean, really? Sure, but isn't that where a lot of fun comic book blogging (or writing about any obsessive hobby) finds its sweet spot? The characters I love the best are the ones I'm the best at making my friends laugh about.
  • classified means don't tell anyone for a reason I realise this may be fucking stunning news to some people, but the entire word is not under some sort of rule bestowed by God Almighty where the opinions of the US government are an iron-clad law by which the rest of us are bound.
  • Acey, I'm with you. My first relationship ended a few months ago. Before I was part of a couple, I used to do things alone all the time--I enjoyed going to movies, plays, and concerts alone, and I even liked to spend Friday nights reading a novel at home (ok, fine, so I'm a nerd). But somehow I forgot how to be alone over the course of a little over a year of being in a relationship. I've spent the last few months trying to get that back. It would have been wonderful to see something like this video in that first month post-breakup, just as a reminder of how beautiful alone time can be.
  • This spring, I presented on some employment law topics to a group of HR professionals. (IAAL. TINLA.) One of my co-presenters was an immigration lawyer whose presentation was intended to put the fear of God, or at least of Immigration & Customs Enforcement, into our audience. According to him, it is very difficult to correctly file all of the immigration paperwork that is required upon hiring a new employee. You know that I-9 form that you filled out if you started working someplace in the past 25 years? According to the attorney presenting on the topic, that form is filed incorrectly around 9 out of 10 times. If an incorrect filing is discovered, the penalties include both criminal prosecution and a fine of up to $1,100 per incorrect I-9. Again according to that attorney, it has only been lax enforcement of I-9 filings that has kept most HR people out of jail. Most incorrect filings are on behalf of U.S. citizens, apparently. I don't know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I think that stricter enforcement of these laws -- which are already on the books -- would make employers very reticent to hire undocumented workers. It would, in all likelihood, make employers very reticent to hire any workers. It would probably lead to immigration reform, actually, insofar as the maxim holds true that the surest way to get rid of a bad law is to enforce it at every turn.
  • My library is cutting hours and employees, asking patrons to donate books, and, generally fighting for its existence in the midst of budget crises. The library also has an excellent and extensive collection of cds and dvds which can be checked out. I see no reason to use public funds to promote Sony.
  • Great post! Thanks!
  • It really does just seem like libraries subsidizing my purchases though. Except that since it's not my money, the barrier to deciding to "buy" is much lower. "Libraries are only charged for the use, or per download," he said, calling the price "competitive in the retail market,"
  • Alexis Soyer put others before him and helped the unfortunate, and is untouchable by the likes of you. Actually, Alexis Soyer would have been able to have done a lot more if the English government hadn't been TAKING all the food produced in Ireland in the first place. The Famine didn't happen because there was NO food whatsoever. The Famine happened because most of the crops grown in Ireland at the time were grown for export to the rest of the British Empire, and the the only thing most Irish poor folk COULD grow was the potato. It was all they had land for and all they had time to care for, when the majority of them were tenant farmers working for wealthy landowners and tilling the wealthy landowners' farms. And then, whoops, the potato blight killed all the potatoes -- but the English government kept exporting all the other food anyway so the Irish "wouldn't get used to handouts." Soyer argued that "backwardness and ignorance" kept the Irish from growing more vegetables and varying their diet -- in truth, it was the poverty instilled by the English landowners in question. It's hard to maintain a decent garden for yourself when you have only a quarter acre of land to yourself, and you're spending 12 hours a day tilling someone else's garden. Not to slight Soyer for finally coming along with a soup to feed them all. But if you take a look at that recipe -- tasty as it is, a half a cup of chopped beef per 8 QUARTS of water is pretty thin "nourishment", and also speaks volumes toward what the English government of the time felt was "sufficient" for the Irish.
  • We need a Cookies for Cookies program. You sign up for C4Cs, authorising C4C affiliates to leave cookies on your machine and to use web bugs to track you. C4C keeps track of how many cookies you have, how often they're updated, how valuable your data is to particular affiliates, and so on. And at the end of the month, using an algorithm that makes PageRank look like throwing darts, you receive actual cookies in the mail, or an e-voucher to buy your own cookies.
  • JULIAN ASSANGE: Now we contacted the White House as a group before we released this material and asked them to help assist in going through it to make sure that no innocent names came out, and the White House did not accept that request. TONY JONES: So you're saying that you offered the White House a chance to go through the documents, or officials from the White House a chance to go through the documents and single out names of people at risk. Is that correct? JULIAN ASSANGE: Yeah that's right. Not, of course we did not offer them a chance to veto any material, but rather we told them that we were going through a harm minimisation process and offered them the chance to point out names of informers or other innocents who might be harmed and they did not respond to that request which was mediated through the New York Times who was our, acting as the contact for the four media groups involved in this. Via (emphasis mine)
  • I think that most parents would consider themselves to be ideally the ones in control of their children. That is, they're the ones who make decisions and who enforce behavior. In general I don't think modern "good parents" hit their kids as a form of "showing who's boss". They also don't put their kids on a treadmill until they're exhausted or constantly expose them to scary stimulus. They DO demonstrate that they are the provider of Food and Safety. My problem isn't with the term "dominance", my problem is the equation of Parental Behavior with Alpha Dog Behavior, and the equation of Parents with Dominants and Children with Submissives.
  • Thank you; my weekend is now destroyed.
  • Hmm. It took me this thread to realize that some of the happiest moments of my life have occurred when I was alone. Thanks MetaFilter!
  • Oh, and yea, you're not going to break AES256.
  • Yeah, the really cool stuff was the the swirl of color on their hands and the walls. They should have sat back in the dark, turned on some Floyd and enjoyed.
  • What a goldmine for band names... "WHAT'S UP SEATTLE! WE'RE DEER PENIS AND WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE SPACE NEEDLE TONIGHT!"
  • "I would totally love to take a shit in that toilet" Made me smile and deapair. Smile mainly....
  • I assume that step 4 is the hard part, huh, fireoyster.
  • So, how are you supposed to dispose of glowsticks? Just like batteries, in a campfire.
  • There was a time in this country that the thought of police being able to stop you and demand your papers would have been absolutely unthinkable. I do find it amazing that the same people who were screaming bloody murder about some contrived notion that America would issue national ID cards, because such a thing would impinge on their precious bodily fluids freedoms are now screaming bloody murder that the Feds aren't doing enough to stop people in the street and ID them. It's quite clear on the face of it that this is because the people that they want ID'd are "other." If there was any chance of middle aged, upper-middle class pale-assed white guys being stopped and asked to prove their citizenship in Arizona, they'd be freaking right the fuck out. This thing is horridly racist and creates second-class citizens out of every American or legal immigrant who looks or dresses a certain way. Not to mention the fact that the police themselves, upon whom this requirement s being foisted, don't particularly think it's a good idea. It's going to have a huge chilling effect on community policing in the poorest communities that need it the most. Want to rape someone? Just make sure it's an illegal immigrant -- she probably won't report you for fear of being deported. Want to shake someone down for the paycheck they just cashed at the Moneybox? Ditto. Go for it. Vile and pernicious.
  • So that Pakistan- a NUCLEAR POWER- becomes destabilized and falls under Taliban control and then starts a regional nuclear war with India? The Taliban are no fans of India, being full of kafirs and all that, but we're not really their concern in the scheme of things. OTOH, it concerns Pakistan's military establishment that a peaceful Afghanistan will quickly fill up with Indian contractors and that growing influence will provide India with strategic depth on the western border of Pakistan. Limiting Indian influence in Afghanistan is an important part of their greater strategy. Now let's look at the decision-buffer aid you're talking about. Let's see how that aid has been spent. Does it look odd? It does to me - frigates, seaborne helicopters, F16s and anti-armour missiles don't seem like the kind of thing that would be strictly necessary in the GWOT. Rather than the aid being spent on fighting terrorists, what is happening is that US taxpayers are fronting Pakistan money to buy arms from US companies, mostly of the sort that are of limited use against terrorists but would be very good against a regular military (particularly navy) like India. So yeah, I don't think the security of India should come up as a justification for the billions that Pakistan is getting from the US.
  • Much too complicated to be left to an unstable 22 year old shitbird Army private to decide what to do about it. Instead we left it to an unstable dry-drunk 55 year old shitbird and his evil henchmen. And it worked out so well for us.
  • Don't forget the camo Barcalounger, you know in case you want to lay in wait for deer to wander between you and the TV. My SO is a duck hunter (something I personally find appalling: shoot the geese, honey, leave the duckies alone) and owns a ton of completely unnecessary camo-covered things. He's forever losing things out in the blinds because he sets his stuff down and because they blend in with the background, he forgets they are there when he packs up to leave. In the past two seasons, he's lost a duffle bag, three camo dog leashes, and many camo flashlights.
  • The irony is that a bunch of researchers and research assistants are probably very stressed out about all this.
  • In the "unhappy" link, Sheriff Larry Dever of Cochise County seems to be making some claims about the unusual dangers posed on the homeland by illegal immigrants. It's odd that the crime rate in AZ has fallen in the course of past decade, yet he considers the situation so critical that he accepts profiling as a solution to this diminishing threat. Is there anyone in a position of authority in that State who is not an asshole?
  • They made my robot laugh.
  • Disney nesting dolls are all over the former USSR.
  • Seems like it would be a heck of a lot easier to just make hiring undocumented workers a criminal matter and, since they seem okay with some level of profiling, conduct frequent raids on high-risk employment situations. That would make it pretty much impossible, not to mention pointless, to come here illegally. Problem solved! Weird they didn't do that, huh?
  • My ability to decide how I feel about Wikileaks' activities is totally annihilated by my ongoing realization that it cannot possibly be real. It's a plot device in a near-future thriller novel. I mean, seriously, semi-stateless man with an unusual appearance uses an army of anonymous allies to expose governments' secrets, and posts an insurance file in public with some kind of deadman switch in case he's taken out by his enemies? That shit does not happen in real life. Julian Assange is a Neal Stephenson character who's escaped in to the real world.
  • Well, I think terms like "energy" and "vibe," despite being laden with New Age connotations, actually work pretty well as shorthand for the numerous unconscious signals expressed through tone of voice, body language, etc. that dogs can pick up on. I'm not a Millan apologist, but I do think there is something to the idea that a dog can sense your nervousness and that it can then make the dog become more nervous.
  • Is there a way to block all cookies except these logins that would be very convenient to keep? All browsers should have some way you can manually inspect and delete cookies. If you're going the occasional-manual-deletion route your best bet is installing CCleaner and adding the sites you want to the whitelist. It's under Options | Cookies and is pretty self explanatory after that. Once you have metafilter, gmail, and so on added to the "Cookies to Keep" list, just right click on your recycle bin and choose "Run CCleaner" instead of "Empty Recycle Bin". But that's not really what he was asking. A cookie whitelist for the browser itself would make a great FF add on.
  • That said: dogs are NOT people. That's the one thing I agree with about Millan's approach. Absolutely true, but everything I've seen and read from Donaldson, McConnell, and Stilwell (haven't read Dunbar yet, but I'm sure he's onboard) emphatically insist on this. I've found zero sentimentality in their approach or methods.
  • Sorry, I was so confused. I often struggle with novelty number plates as well.
  • Mark Derr, who has written several very good books about dog behavior and biology, made a related argument contra Millan in the New York Times when his show was first blowing up. As I recall, when his NYTimes piece was linked on the blue people who love Millan were vociferously dismissive.
  • * The Pentagon Papers were essentially an internal report about the why of the Vietnam War. * The WikiLeaks' Afghan War Diary is the what. Not necessarily. It's too soon to know what is in the documents. They may reveal all kinds of why. Going back to the William Gibson analogies, it seems a little like stumbling on the military worm in Burning Chrome - you can't sit on something that big for very long, the powers looking for it are bigger than you. You don't get to edit it at your leisure, connect the dots, find the narrative. It's too big. There just isn't the time or manpower. So you sit on it as long as you can, you do as much as you can (which is almost nothing) and then detonate it. It will take months to synthesize these documents enough to find out if they reveal a broader story.
  • Employers say the audits reach more companies than the work-site roundups of the administration of President George W. Bush. The audits force businesses to fire every suspected illegal immigrant on the payroll— not just those who happened to be on duty at the time of a raid — and make it much harder to hire other unauthorized workers as replacements. Auditing is "a far more effective enforcement tool," said Mike Gempler, executive director of the Washington Growers League, which includes many worried fruit growers. The simple fact is that Obama administration has been much harder on illegal immigration than previous administrations. The other fact is that the anti-immigration people are more interested in latino lynching than they are in actual enforcement of immigration laws. But it's racist to call white nativist cryptofascists white nativist cryptofascists.
  • "Tracking cookies give you autism." I first misread that as "Tracking cookies gives you autism" and it was just as funny.
  • I've never felt alone alone when I have access to the Internet. Sometimes I have to get away from it to be alone. That's when I go out and talk to people in the flesh.
  • Whenever I'm stressed, I go outside and spin around like I was a kid on the playground. Then I go back inside and throw up on whatever is stressing me out.
  • Stephen R. Donaldson (author of the Thomas Covenant books, amongst others) has been having a back and forth with his publishers about the e-book releases of many of his novels. You can kind of piece together the story here. Apparently it's not really all that easy to get it done right all the time.
  • Seeing an illustration that's way better and more complicated than anything I've ever done, captioned with "I'm not worried about the details yet," is just a little bit terrifying. Never look up Masamune Shirow's rough drafts then. He'll have a ridiculous city-scape, intense action shots, complicated mecha designs, and then have a note, "I didn't like the layout" with 7 different versions. GUH. (Of course, now, all he does is softcore porn, so, I guess he's calmed it down a bit. I hope.)
  • This was wonderful. It felt real, and very sincere, and I felt I was hearing something entirely unpretentious and with authenticity and feeling. Graphically pleasing in it's simple little way, too. It explained the reality of feeling alone so well.Great post. Thank you.
  • Strange Cargo: Taryn Simon took over 1,000 photographs of items seized or detained at JFK Airport. Here is a sampling. Here is some information about the project.
  • briank, those are by the same guy.
  • Time to redirect distributed.net at that file's encryption. I bet they'd see a spike in user involvement.
  • Y'all are a bunch of sticks in the mud. This is like a brilliant shotgun blast in the face of forced puns. This is basically what I spend my free time doing when I want to annoy my girlfriend. What do you call a cross between a choice and a movie? A pick-ture. That is fucking brilliant.
  • Oh hey I didn't know they where making an achewood movie. I was expecting this misery bear
  • Still funnier than most of the stuff on TV these days.
  • Some say libraries who use this service are subsidizing public music purchases you say that like it's a bad thing - I kind of love the idea of a large, public funded institution taking care of the "business model" for arts in the digital age.
  • Batman always wins because he cheats. That is his superpower, to be prepared with the ultimate cheat for all occasions.
  • Or maybe I'm just note what was meant by "nominal kickback," which I read as money?
  • For what it's worth, Dan, I didn't rag on your comparison because it was like some comment somewhere else; I ragged on it because, well, it pretty much precisely was that comparison. To focus on nothing but the surfacest of surface-level "tactics," to discount the context and ramifications until an equivalence can be made, is, well, I said "ignorant," and I stand by it. —Facile might have been a better term. Ah well. But the only ad hominem I kicked around was aimed squarely at Breitbart. Let's be clear about that. —And the New Yorker's a fine rag; it's published Seymour Hersh. It's also published Jeffrey Goldberg, though. And insofar as the strictly speaking accuracy of its much-vaunted profiles is concerned, it's hard to wash the taste of Masson v. New Yorker Magazine out of one's mouth—much as I might agree with the ruling, and the writerly techniques in question. But they do paint a neat little picture, those two pieces, side-by-side like that, of a troublemaker out of power, and a troublemaker very much in the halls of power, don't they?
  • "No Secrets, Julian Assange's mission for total transparency", by Raffi Khatchadourian in The New Yorker, June 7, 2010.
  • I trained my cat to jump off the table when I push him. He also knows that he has to go back in the apartment when the elevator comes, no matter how interesting it is.
  • Haven't seen it mentioned yet, so: Abine Privacy Manager (with TACO. Not as tasty as it sounds).
  • This explains the ending of Lost.
  • Batman: His Parents Are Dead.
  • so ..it IS Chucklebot?
  • Temple Gradin doesn't actually disagree with Cesar 100%. You can see from this quote: "I think Cesar Millan is right when you get into highly artificial situations, exactly like what he has down there in his dog psychology center, when you have a whole bunch of unrelated individuals living together. Then he's probably right." from this interview with Powells.com.
  • This essentially means that Facebook becomes a third-party tracker as described above. I don't know enough about how the Facebook system works, what kinds of data are collected, and what kinds of data are shared between FB and affiliates, but I suspect if you aren't logged into Facebook, then they can't track you (but you don't get personalization on other sites). Please correct me if I'm wrong. I don't have a cite, but I think I remember reading otherwise. There was a thread here recently that provided an adblock entry that would block Facebook on all sites except facebook itself (or something like that): ||*.facebook.*^$domain=~facebook.com|~127.0.0.1
  • So yeah, I don't think the security of India should come up as a justification for the billions that Pakistan is getting from the US I was using that as an example of what could happen, but it could be any of a number of other things as well. My main point is that the Taliban would love to get their hands on that nuclear arsenal that Pakistan has. And they've shown little to no regard for unremittant killing and evil-doing. So yeah, maybe they'd just launch a missle into Mumbai for the fuck of it. Or load one into a shipping container and blow it up somewhere else. They- THEY- are bat shit crazy insane. I'm much more worried about the carnage they might inflict if (or maybe now, it's when) they get control of Pakistan.
  • I really like the character design in this one
  • How to be alone? Yeah, right.
  • If his encrypted insurance video turns out to be the most elaborate rick-roll of all time I will just start puking everywhere.
  • Julian Assange is a Neal Stephenson William Gibson character I think of him more as a Robert Anton Wilson send-up of a James Bond villain.
  • I have seen ones like that but I liked the juxtaposition of the war settings vs the oh its modern Germany/Russia.
  • Drugs are bad, mmmkay. Don't do drugs.
  • - Unknown Meat In A Bottle A song Jim Croce sadly did not live long enough to write...
  • The reboot especially, though I like to think there's some easing off on that with the passing of RTD.
  • Even if you're right, pharm, I'm trying to figure out why you'd need dazzle on pants. Because if you're gonna fight, you should clash... More seriously, its to break up the patterns since the deer can see a person shape easily enough.
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  • Let me know when it gets around to doing the Aristocrats joke.
  • My fault. I pruned a few tags, but at post creation, there was 102 tags. However, TextWrangler's character/word/line count lends itself towards confusion -- 171 words, not 171 lines. I'll see if an admin can fix the title/post. What?
  • I can't really speak on his sexism.
  • jamming with the sirens tie me to the mast
  • The Insurance file better be the State Department cables. Bradley Manning told Lamo that he gave them to Wikileaks, then WL turns around and says it doesn't have them (even though WL put up the initial Iceland cable that Manning said he gave to WL). Manning believed that those cables and memorandums were worse than the war logs and showed political skulduggery in multiple places (including the nature of the foreign aid sent to Pakistan).
  • Losses any author suffers from piracy are almost certainly offset by the additional publicity which, in practice, any kind of free copies of a book usually engender. Whatever the moral difference, which certainly exists, the practical effect of online piracy is no different from that of any existing method by which readers may obtain books for free or at reduced cost: public libraries, friends borrowing and loaning each other books, used book stores, promotional copies, etc. Probably impossible to calculate the offset or lack thereof of freeloading readers. Wonder if anyone has ever tried. At least in civilized countries, authors get a nominal kickback for books taken out of libraries, which suggests recognition of obligation. What fascinates me is the adversarial take authors/agents seem to have with publishers. Sort of like the way people feel about congress. They're awful, though my particular congressman/editor might be wonderful (or awful). Anyway. If the publisher is your business partner and you do manage to get the work out to the world, then why should your business partner be shut out of sharing in rare books that make a substantial profit? They did, after all, put in their share of the work. Claiming that the "medium" is so wildly new and utterly different seems to me laughably disingenuous, and pretty shabby. On preview - the point that the ebooks are not coming out quickly is well taken. On the other hand, the choice of scheduling secondary editions is pretty much in the hands of the publisher, no? So why should ebook be any different? It may not please the author or agent, but I don't see that their dissatisfaction gives them the unilateral right to usurp a competing form for their own benefit. I mean to say, they can't run off a different paperback edition with a different publisher in competition with the original publisher. Business is tough and crazymaking all over. But some things are over the line
  • "Seven" is pretty damn great.
  • Can someone break down what this means for the tech-illiterate?
  • My take: author writes blockbuster. Publisher keeps it in hard cover. As sales lag, brings out in paper...later (or at same time) in e-book format. Customer can buy new, hard copy or wait and get used or paper or e-book. But from what this post suggests, the books and authors referred to I have already read or can get from library. Scrambling going on, for sure, and should continue for a time. The Dream: books available in e-form can be downloaded on any e-reader. But that seems not likely to happen.
  • Deer Penis. Deer Penis. Deer Penis. Hrm. Now where have I heard that bef... oh, that's right.
  • what is the difference between a brilliant fresh water and a correct knowledge ? one is a bright rain , the other is a right brain . Too much reliance on punning inversions. This kid will never work the big rooms.
  • What's will all the excellent nerd music posts lately? Not that I'm complaining. Great fucking find.
  • Time to redirect distributed.net at that file's encryption. I bet they'd see a spike in user involvement. Even distributed.net doesn't have a chance at bruteforcing a reasonably long passphrase. That assumes, of course, that Julian Assange is not monumentally fucking stupid and actually used a reasonably long and complex passphrase.
  • AND.THEN.THEY.BUILT.THE.SUPERCOLLIDER
  • Heh, I was gonna mention Franzen too. Great book.
  • The Wall Street Journal investigates web snoops. The 50 sites installed a total of 3,180 tracking files on a test computer used to conduct the study. Only one site, the encyclopedia Wikipedia.org, installed none. Twelve sites, including IAC/InterActive Corp.'s Dictionary.com, Comcast Corp.'s Comcast.net and Microsoft Corp.'s MSN.com, installed more than 100 tracking tools apiece in the course of the Journal's test.

    More from the WSJ project: The Web's New Goldmine How to Avoid the Prying Eyes What They Know About You Analyzing What You Have Typed What They Know: A Glossary Tracking the Trackers: Our Methodology Watch what you click though: The Journal also surveyed its own site, WSJ.com, which doesn't rank among the top 50 by visitors. WSJ.com installed 60 tracking files, slightly below the 64 average for the top 50 sites.
  • You could get to 171 just with silhouettes of Lady Gaga.
  • That's in the last paragraph, GuyZero
  • The biggest joke there is the web design.
  • Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Ping me when it gets this, then we'll talk.
  • Q: what do you call a cross between a person and an object ? A: a soul soil . I don't wanna remember nothing. Nothing, you understand? And I wanna be rich. You know, someone important ...like an actor.
  • > Unknown meat in bottle, (Prohibited) Well, damn.
  • There is no "trade-off" like there is with normal library books, where you can read them for free but need to bring them back after a few weeks. That trade-off is enough to provide a reason for the "rich" to still buy books, while not much of a detriment to the "poor" who can't avoid to buy the books and who need to use the library. But that's not really something that was purposely built into libraries from the beginning, it is just a natural limitation of giving people access to physical books. I doubt that librarians sit around thinking "How can we make our services crappy enough that rich people won't bother, but decent enough that poor people will still show up?" Rich people can use the library, it's for everyone. It's not like food stamps where you can only qualify for benefits if your income is below a certain level. Giving poor people a public service and encouraging everyone else to pay for private alternatives is a great way to ensure that those public services are underfunded and unpopular.
  • It has applications in Economics, Biology, Pharmaceuticals, and is rooted in State Space Modeling, which with Kalman Filtering (paper, breakdown [warning: long]) was used in the Apollo program. Dynamic Linear Models are gaining in popularity. There exists an R package, and both a short doc and a really great (read: worth buying) book (sorry, not a download, but here's chapter 2) by Giovanni Petris, Sonia Petrone, and Patrizia Campagnoli with its own little website.
  • As morbid as it sounds, I fascinated by the bodies on the sidewalk in the "favorites" link, because it reinforces my suspicion that at any given time, you probably aren't more than a few feet from where someone, at some point in history, died.
  • I can't even imagine what it is like to live in a place where soldiers, tanks, bombs, burnt buildings, dead bodies, etc. litter the streets for years and years. America may have it's faults and rare terrorist attack (WTC or Oklahoma) but we haven't experienced anything like this since the Civil War. And I"m grateful.
  • After about 20 seconds of watching this video I thought, "This is Canadian". The accent kind of gave it away, too.
  • Ewige Blumenkraft!
  • So is this thing going to get funny over time? If so, what's the ETA of that?
  • Time to redirect distributed.net at that file's encryption. I bet they'd see a spike in user involvement. 6 years into a 72-bit encryprion scheme and they've (we've -- I run the client) got 0.9% of 4,722,366,482,869,646,000,000 possible keys checked. At 256 bit -- I'm not a mathematician, but it'd be a while.
  • When I was 19, standing in line at JFK, coming from in from Berlin, I had 4 bottles of beer in my bag. I was shitting bricks, so afraid. That was probably not the weirdest/most illegal thing someone had in their suitcase within 10 feet of me, it seems.
  • O.G. Camo.
  • Catseye: I don't think he just meant that we need the spectacle, but that the poor are prevented from experiencing the full misery of their structural position by charity. As a result, the structure of capitalism is never actually challenged from below.
  • I absolutely love this. The London one was fantastic, and made me want to get on the Tube immediately and go weep on the steps by Eros, amidst the discarded fast-food wrappers and the heaving hell of oblivious humanity.
  • Alone, for a day, or even long enough that I remember, rather than not even think about, what it was like to talk to people - my me-ness inhabits the quietness caused by no-one talking to me, and I feel more fully myself, more in touch, more alive in some ways. I am a bubble floating in the universe and can absorb and observe without being distracted by another bubble, and relating to their experience of their bubbleness. It is just, gloriously, me - experiencing whatever I am doing, with my full attention. This little clip caught that feeling (for me) and reminded me that I've had very little time alone lately, and how I miss it, and need it to top me up again. It didn't make me think of loneliness at all.
  • Oh go visit Projects once in a while - The Jokemakers
  • as veteran user numnumnem sagely remarks, "BBCComedy? I thought comedy is supposed to make you laugh, not cry :C"
  • The photos of Abu Ghraib also aided and abetted "the enemy" and served as a great recruitment tool.
  • Odd. I couldn't see anything at any of the links.
  • Wow. Excellent find. I will be reading and listening to every single post on that blog.
  • I needed this.
  • Very very cool.
  • Shit, I wonder what Dictionary.com's going to sell me from all the scrabble words I'm looking up to see what they mean.
  • Sweet! I came across this blog a while ago and then my computer crashed and I could never remember the name for it or think of the right google search terms... you've completely made my day!
  • I love Victoria Stilwell, but I like Cesar Milan as well. However, I think that Stilwell probably has the edge, and from what I've seen of both shows and methods, it seems like while most of Milan's techniques work, they don't necessarily workbecause they follow a certain theory, but because he's able to project what he calls a "calm-assertive energy." I think that's less about the assertiveness and more about the calmness; the dog picks up on your calm, quiet confidence because he or she already looks at you as the "parent" or pack leader, not because you've "fought your way to dominance." I'll also note that one of the biggest elements in both their training methods involves exercising with your dog.
  • this happens not because the hero logically would win, but just because the writer is on his side, and so things just work out for him or her. *ding,ding* The ultimate (yet quite common) superpower is authorial fiat. (This actually fits right in with the in-thread jabs at objectivism.)
  • MsVader: Serious answer. Colorblind animals like deer don't care what hue you are. Garish non-natural colors in your camo prevent other hunters from shooting you.
  • Oh, and I'm never going to dictionary.com again as long as I live.
  • From Diaz's own talk, she's supposed to be a borderline supervillian. And a bit insecure and nervous. Can you imagine her with a different writer? Let's give her a companion - some Pretty Young Thing (™ ) to explain things to? Pretty Young Thing: "Kimiko, I don't understand how that Disestablishmentarian Ray will take out [Insert Baddy]?" Kimiko: "That's simple, Bob, it will [Insert Tech Here]" Pretty Young Thing: "Of course, and thereby [twiddle their neurons *** rewrite this bit ***]! Brilliant" -------------------------------------------------------- Dresden Codak is pretty good, frankly.
  • Wow. Way to make me feel like I haven't managed to accomplish jack shit. Thanks, buddy. Seriously, great post -- those were amazing sounds to be getting out of a garden hose.
  • I mean, seriously, semi-stateless man with an unusual appearance uses an army of anonymous allies to expose governments' secrets, and posts an insurance file in public with some kind of deadman switch in case he's taken out by his enemies? Along those lines: anyone whose life story requires that their age in articles be prefaced by "is believed to be" must be doing something right. I think that Assange's media presence is strategic. His public image makes him a media darling, which in turn makes him a household name. He's guaranteed that if something were to happen to him the media would make huge news of it.
  • From Diaz's own talk, she's supposed to be a borderline supervillian.
  • Chad Post, publisher at Open Letter Books and blogger at Three Percent has had the most sensible take I've read so far. He goes through the implications for publishers, authors and bookstores.
  • What kind of a machine is a hot seat? An electric chair electric car. It doesn't work as a joke, but it does give me an idea for a million-dollar invention and a source of semi-renewable energy. Thanks, Barely Joking Computer!
  • Universal music care now!
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  • Brings new meaning to the technicolor yawn!
  • Some of these look like they would be kind of fun to use. A lot of these are unrecognizable if you aren't prompted with the name before seeing them. Pedobear is conveniently located near the Pokemon characters, having been contributed by the same user. Huh. Go figure.
  • Yay! No Star Wars stuff!
  • As inigo2 mentioned, here's how to use Adblock to block Facebook's login tracker thingy on non-Facebook sites.
  • "Yeah man, sorry I sideswiped you at that intersection. My fault entirely." "It's quite allright; after years of extensive rehabilitation, my family'll be just fine." "Good point. Should I call an ambulance, then?" "Yeah,... yeah, I suppose... I guess that would be a good idea, I seem to be losing a lot of blood." "Cool. Nice to meet you, by the way; My name's Tim." "Nice to meetcha, Tim, I'm Sara. Here, use my cell."
  • Geez, really? This is the kind of experience that goes through the capabilities of waste treatment plants? Seriously? Really??? Really?
  • Mutant: I know nothing about financial modelling, but from the way you're describing it, financial systems are volatile and have annoying complex dependencies on the past. Linear Kalman Filters don't work well in these situations. The reason why they still see a lot of use in industry, or say, robotics, is because linear markov models work quite well in well modelled/managed physical systems. If you have a smoothly varying system which doesn't have long range dependencies on its past, Kalman Filters can be great. And they're analytically computationally tractable, which is the real key. So even now Linear Kalman filters still are the backbone of a lot of filtering... from what I've seen its the first thing engineers reach for before deciding to use more complex methods. In my experience, when people in these fields need more complex methods, they drop the linear evolution assumption, but retain the Markov assumption... a lot of research these days is on sampling methods to solve these kinds of problems. This Linear Dynamic Modelling stuff is cool. It's seems to be roughly the opposite of what I just laid out in that the systems still evolve linearly, but (roughly speaking) the Markov assumption is dropped. So I guess could be quite good for systems like financial markets where the evolution of the system is extremely time dependent, both in the changing nature of the evolution and its dependence on the past.
  • A neat idea, but I actually find it more affecting to show the images side by side.
  • The art of the offspring of the zombie corpse of the sixties.
  • I've seen lots of then and now photos but I think by joining them you get a more visceral sense of the connection between past and present. Particularly in the "favorites" link, I like the way the people who are waiting to cross the street are completely oblivious to the dead bodies laying right next to them (50 years ago). It's a nice commentary on how people forget and places heal and also a reminder not to let it happen again.
  • Guns and roses.
  • Because of posts like this, I love Metafilter. Thanks speicus.
  • What do you get when you cross an Ohio with a disability? An oh legs. Because that sounds similar to "a bow legs." But why the indefinite articles? Everybody knows definite articles are the funny articles.
  • In my experience both positive and negative reinforcement work if applied consistently. And negative reinforcement can be nothing more than ignoring your dog for a short period. They seriously hate being ignored and will catch on pretty quickly. I don't think this is a binary situation, though. Some of Milan's ideas are hogwash, but his main point is still very valid. Most couples I know with dogs have a dominant (alpha) partner and a more submissive one. The dogs invariably are more responsive to the stronger personality.
  • thank you for this and all comments. i've just spent the last 45 minutes resetting my browser's behavior with all my newly gifted insights. this justifies the 5 measly bucks i spent to get in this asylum a thousand times over. who wants cake?
  • Caesar is good at teaching "stop being afraid of shiny floors" and problem issues like that. Except he's not. Dunbar, Donaldson, McConnell, etc. all have long-term effective and science-based ways to deal with fear. Millan does not. His "shiny floors" episode resulted in a dog displaying classic learned helplessness, it wasn't cured in any way, shape or form. He's a "reality" TV star, with careful editing and sleight of hand, he's not a dog trainer. Eric at Dog Spelled Forward does a good and fair job of discussing Millan.
  • just think of the theme song!
  • Sounds like you be talking about the Luck of the Irish m'Empress.
  • The sheer disgusting filth coming out of the mouths of war supporters- people who support the war, who support the mass murder, and don't fucking tell me you're for one and not the other... Shades of "either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
  • Shockwave Rider Noopolitik
  • Heh: "Posterior distribution."
  • Now and then you hear some paranoid speculation that the US military can, indeed, crack AES-256. So to square that paranoid circle, how cool would it be if this was all just a clever test?
  • An itemized list of arms sales that's somewhat easier to read.
  • It's all your fault c0nsumer. All. your. fault. OMG Thank you
  • doublehappy: My fault. I pruned a few tags, but at post creation, there was 102 tags. However, TextWrangler's character/word/line count lends itself towards confusion -- 171 words, not 171 lines. I'll see if an admin can fix the title/post. What? If you actually copied and pasted this somewhere so you could read it, my congratulations to you for your determinedness. To elucidate, when I went to post the article, I knew that there were now more pictures than the blog entry's original title would suggest (the 62). So I copied and pasted the page's content into a text editor and cleaned up the text with a little bit of regular expression magic so that I could have the computer count for me -- the text of each picture, one per line. However, when I did that, I read the wrong number on my text editor's little 'count' display. Instead of looking at the number of lines in the document -- which would have been the correct number of pictures -- I read the number of words in the document -- which was 171. Thus, I originally posted this with a title and link saying there were 171 pictures, when in reality there were just 102.
  • Sig Flauer? (sorry)
  • I was seventeen when I self-published a novel. (Please don't look for it. I was seventeen.) Senior year in high school, committed to a mediocre college because I didn't do work and hadn't yet discovered art school. Dead-end classes largely. So I wrote a book. Why not see what it takes, I reasoned. What all is the process to committing my books to paper? One other thing to keep in mind: I'm somewhat lazy, and somewhat shallow. I felt that when I said "writing a book" I meant writing and just that. I didn't give a fuck about hunting for agents. I didn't want to research publishing companies. All those "how to publish books" manuals, they were bullshit. I had an MS Word document and I wanted to make it into a book. That I published that very year is thanks to a little-known service Amazon provides called CreateSpace. It's about as easy as the Kindle's publishing system is, but it's for printed books. Upload a PDF, a week later Amazon.com has a Jew paperback. Then I told people about it and they bought copies. I ended up making I think $200 off it. The first money I ever made off creative work. In my mind that's how it ought to work. I can't stand editors. I love editing — I want to try working as an editor for at least some part of my life, because I think I'd be brilliant at it — but I can't stand it for my own writing. I like friends' feedback and I like my own, but I'd never think to pay somebody for the job. I feel it's my responsibility. Ditto book design and self-promotion. Typesetting that novel and designing its cover led me to a fascination with graphic design and typography. Seeing people I'd never met save via blog purchasing my book, that made me want to learn how to sell things. Which led me to where I am now, writing and designing and promoting, all pretty much relying on myself and my judgment, shittily at first but slowly improving. For me that's the fun. No point publishing if you're not trying to do every bit of it yourself. How else do you know it's done the way you want it? So in a way you could say Amazon is responsible for the person I've become. It told me that I was allowed to do things on my own, without paying anybody else a cent. The only reason I'm studying the arts is that I know I can do things without outside supervision. If I fail it's my failing and nobody else's. But I'm vain and a bit arrogant and stupid enough to play the game with those odds. If it weren't for self-publishing I wouldn't want to be a writer. And Amazon's doing a smash-up job of making self-publishing cheap and easy and high quality. Fuck publishers. They existed to grease a rusty, complicated system. We're outgrowing them. Technology lets us produce on a quality level for a fraction of the price. We're capable of doing more on our own than ever before. So publishers are slowly becoming irrelevant. Worse because they're not particularly good at their jobs. They're inflexible. They pursue big hits at the expense of everything else. They're an ignoble and shallow lot. In many instances they actively hold ther authors back. If their agent is clever enough to strike up a deal that'll give his clients a new revenue stream behind the publishers' backs, let him. Cheers to him for backing Amazon. Not only are they a great company, but they've strived to make the Kindle Store available on as many devices as possible. I have my Kindle books on the iPhone I'm typing this on. (Sorry, by the way, for any phone-related semiliteracy.) I have it on my Mac. I wish they'd use an ePub format, but theirs isn't awful, and I'm comfortable knowing if they DO turn evil there's a bunch of friendly pirates willing to make me happy again. I also like that "signing" to Amazon gives me full rights over my work. When I published, I could release a free PDF download simultaneously. I didn't have to consult anybody, I just put it online. "Let's see what this does." It did ten thousand downloads and a few extra purchases. And honestly I'd rather ten thousand people read a book of mine than a thousand buy it. Easy distribution isn't a bug. Better the agent have say over an author's revenue stream than a publishing company. Better still to have the author controlling, but the layer of abstraction means the writers who only care about the writing can focus on what they want to focus on. Better that than two inflexible layers of abstraction, especially when now that DIY option is readily available and can be switched to by anybody essentially on impulse.
  • Except that since it's not my money I thought libraries were supported with public funds. It is your money, in some sense.
  • > Let me know when it gets around to doing the Aristocrats joke. It doesn't do situational jokes, only crossed referenced definitions. So, no incest for you. Although, even though most of these are kind of flat and the theme quickly wears thin, they're all funnier than The Aristocrats joke.
  • Upon preveiw, 'too afraid to be alone' is not meant to condemn anyone. The world can be vicious to women alone, especially at night, and being afraid is only common sense. It just saddens me that being afraid to be alone has become common sense.
  • We come from different worlds then, you and I. And xmutex, evidently. While I was soberly rocking out to Minor Threat in high school, you guys were coding. Fair enough. Snark retracted.
  • "...invented the soup kitchen..." "His custom-built kitchen at the Reform Club was a marvel of ergonomics and cooking technology. A three-horsepower steam engine pumped up water, heated the bains-marie...Soyer directed gas mains into his kitchen to heat the cooking pots (gas had been used for lighting since the early 1810s, but not for cooking)." Who knew -- the first time-traveller to get stuck in the past would be a freakin' altruistic chef. Eh, I suppose it could have been somebody worse.
  • And winning the war is what the military's aim should be. I believe that first they need to know what they are supposed to be winning. Nation building is not a military objective Please explain.
  • How can something be so amazing and so terrible at the same time?
  • I've been using google's "define: whatever" thing. (probably this feature is news to no one). You can also SMS 46645 (GOOGL) with something like "d whatever" to get the same thing.
  • It looks like you're writing a joke. Would you like help? • Get help with writing the joke. • Just type the letter without getting help. ☑ Eat shit and die, Quippy.
  • I would prefer to see the side by side images too. tzikeh, in the pic you link to the building that took up the top right of the older picture is gone, as are, I think, many of the buildings down the the right side. Apart from the curb of the sidewalk, there's not much to suggest the scenes are even the same place, and even the join of the old curb with the new is obscured behind the pedestrian. I guess there's no anchor point in that picture for me to compare the two. If I could see them side by side, with the building on the left and the sidewalk and the road as anchors I'd find it easier to compare.
  • Any excuse to post this. I think of it every single time I turn on the tv and see a modern gameshow.
  • If you like the intent of this research, even if not the end product, you'll probably like Fluid Concepts and Creative Analogies, about Douglas Hofstadter, et al.'s research on intelligence and creativity. Instead of odd jokes, you get computers that can create seemingly meaningful analogies between place settings and design complete, coherent fonts from a few example letters, among other work and musings.
  • Complete transparency is not key to winning a war. And winning the war is what the military's aim should be.
  • phunniemee: “You don't need some sappy poem/video to validate or glorify your choices. Just do what makes you happy.” Yes, but it's worth thinking about what that means. And maybe you should watch the whole thing - I felt at first that it was in a style that seemed quite sappy, but it really isn't. In fact I think it's quite intelligent. Seriously, give it a chance; I have a feeling you'll find it's more than it seems at first glance.
  • Just coming!
  • It's a byproduct of the world we live in, where most of us have no idea how the tools we use actually work. The more that things just automagically seem to know what we want or need, the less we trust them, because who can tell what's really going on beneath the surface.
  • After Assange is assassinated by a drone strike, the key is released on freenet by a deadman's script. The decrypted AVI file begins playing: "Howdy, stranger! I'm Hauser. If things haven't gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head."
  • Thousands of children and adults had been killed and the US could have announced a broad inquiry into these killings, "but he decided to treat these issues with contempt''. Not with contempt, with genuine concern. ISAF has worked with the Afghan Government and local populations to attempt to refine rules of engagement and avoid incidents. Meanwhile those we are fighting want to increase their body count and find new creative ways to terrorize people. Assange decided to release the names of people who had been working anonymously to stop these violent thugs. This isn't theoretical blood, it is real and will lead to more.
  • Yay! No Star Wars stuff?
  • > The Journal also surveyed its own site, WSJ.com Man, are there egg cookies on my face or what?
  • Julian Assange is a Neal Stephenson William Gibson character who's escaped in to always existed in the real world. FTFY. Serious, with Pattern Recognition, that cyberpunk shit just got real. Stephenson has wimped out and does science fantasy and historical fiction now. Gibson? He gets it. He always has.
  • I thought the thing about Batman was that he's absolutely fucking insane, so of course he's not going to spend his money intelligently. I mean, realistically, he's a supervillian who, instead of desiring wealth or world domination or destroying Superman or whatever, has a huge evil crazy psychotic supervillian boner for disproportionately punishing petty criminals. I mean, he's basically just the guy from the Saw movies, only with tights. The only difference is that the narrative is ostensibly on his side.
  • But I am pretty sure you need the right documents to be hired legally, and ICE raids do occur fairly often. IMO though it just makes a bad situation worse, most jobs undocumented workers take the majority of Americans won't touch Most businesses will hire people with fake documents, often knowing they are fake, but a service called E-verify aims to curb the identity theft if employers want to use it. These employees are typically painters, landscapers, movers, roofers, tile layers, stucco workers, cooks, maids, cleaners, drivers and some waiters (to name a few). Most of the the kitchen crew and maid staff at any hotel in Vegas is probably illegal. They buy their fake ID's from organized crime contacts that specialize in it. ICE raids usually don't occur at all without a complaint, although buses are searched periodically. The idea that illegal immigrants are only fruit and salad pickers is probably the most racist argument to be made in the entire discussion. Many of the migrant farm workers actually do have temporary visas (H-2A). Illegal workers often own stateside houses and live in family groups. Some pay taxes through their pay checks, and some even receive a tax ID number and get refunds. Most just enter the maximum exemptions to avoid it. A serious demand-side concern among people who debate this policy is the US law that hands out citizenship for any baby born in the US, regardless of parental status. This draws many women to come here dangerously pregnant to county hospitals, and the baby's citizenship can then be used to draw immediate welfare benefits for the household. It was in such an agency in Utah where an activist recently distributed a list of so-called illegal immigrants to the media (not counting the legal baby).
  • Post's post could have used an editor I think Chad Post is an editor for Open Letter Books. Anyway, he seems to put on a good literary prize for translation but his blog posts at 3% are not my favorite.
  • This is worth it just for learning about barrage balloons.
  • Try reading the jokes in Stephen Hawking's CG voice. Or for a more subtle read, the female NOAA weather radio synthetic voice. posted by longsleeves I prefer reading these in Dalek voice. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MY VISION IS IMPAIRED WITH A EXTERMINATE ? A BLIND MANKIND REWIND ! ... WHY DO YOU NOT LAUGH ? EXPLAIN ! EXPLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
  • has made a deal with several of his authors - including Saul Bellow, John Updike Considering Bellow's been dead 5 years, and Updike's been dead a year, I'm impressed.
  • The easy solution to disposing of glow sticks is to not purchase them in the first place...
  • Whatever makes it what it is, Temple Grandin has a beautiful mind.
  • STAINS!!!
  • I'm pretty sure that Pitcher of Salami was a Joseph Beuys installation in the '70s.
  • I don't get it: I'm totally impatient to see the material in question and totally unwilling to pay for it. Where's dvdjon when I need him?
  • Are we sure his name isn't Mikael Blomkvist?
  • I question the wisdom and effectiveness of sharing a huge infodump of decontextualized, unfiltered information that can be spun any which way. Assange's approach is pretty chaotic, and, in the context of actually providing any sort of useful, accurate information, pretty unstrategic (although he is very strategic in his attempts to gain publicity for WikiLeaks). Assange and WikiLeaks are kind of hovering on the border of doing a good thing, versus doing a stupid thing.
  • I would like to strongly reiterate my wanting that the Hob series be made into a very expensive movie. Thank you, that is all.
  • Nation building is not a military objective No, but quelling the insurgency so that nation building can occur is a military objective. Pounding the Taliban into the ground so that locals aren't afraid to particpate in government is a military objective. Insuring that the Taliban doesn't emerge stronger and more popular after we leave is a military objective. Right now, we are at the point where none of those three objectives have been met. We must stay until they are. It is vital to US interests and to the region. No matter how many civilians die, no matter how many troops die. It will be far far worse if we fail. I believe that first they need to know what they are supposed to be winning. Keeping operational secrecy is a completely seperate issue from knowing what the mission is.
  • That was sweet, I suppose. Personally I deal with it by getting thoroughly trashed in front of the computer every night. It's always worked for me. Each to his or her own.
  • @teortega93 son muchas porque este mundo esta lleno de ignorantes idiotas y solo quedan pokos conocedores de la buena musica
  • i love love love this song BUT!!..... miley looks like a slut .. a wee bit in this vid :S Thumbs up is you agree Xxx
  • im going to kill myself. if anyone sees in the news someone killed themselfs and their family with there pants down covered in jizz thats me
  • So cute
  • man jonas brothers suck they cant sing worth crap they need to quit buncha sissy boys makeing the world of music even worse thank god for jpop and metal
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  • a little angel fantastic!
  • @RandomErykahschannel You're too stupid to even reply to.
  • @emsierocks1 .........hehe love it :)
  • cant compare with real music :D
  • extra muza podoba mi się
  • @123msax she don't go round saythings about you why should you do it to her shes a kind and loving girl :D
  • clearly the BEST vid on youtube!
  • I think that nick is the only one that has talent in the group, kevin and joe just sound like they strain their voice when they sing.
  • @Drainsoul88films NO NEED TO CURE BECUSE U NO WHOS THE REAL BICH?... U R MOTHERFUCKER SO KEEP UR FUCKIN COMMENTS TO UR SELF! U KNOW WAT GO FUCK UR PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM TRIED OF THIS SHIT SHE MAKES ONE MISTAKE AND U HATE HER FOR LIFE! SO JUST FUCK OFF! YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • remember this lady gaga will make you feel animol and meke you sucide if no then make you GET MONEY but no freedom you need to get money find your place
  • Wow, just wow
  • wits this awe a booot
  • 44.095 listen to real music
  • lolwtf
  • love this song :) the girls are so pretty.
  • @TC19920 Girls fail if they pick justin bieber only for his looks and money, if they do, they're sluts, the end.
  • she sended her pic of her naked to zack efron right?
  • Awesome video 5 star= like it love that the old systems with the star is up on iPod :)
  • @justinbiebersucksify you speak for all of us
  • @BlackHawkBreaker "ugly" is a subjective term.
  • OMG he is the guy who came on Sonny with a chance :D
  • @omgiheartpie its catchy
  • That baby is laughing like old man!!!!! xD
  • @LindulanProductions Remember that half of those are Twillight fan boys. Eww...
  • 242586 people missed the dislike button
  • Bibier con casi 270 millones de reproducciones, ese esta en la mierd*, va estar dificil alcanzarlo..
  • ez mekkora szar,pffúj bazzeg csak számolni kell és megnézik több mint 100 millióan? hova megy ez a világ? úgylátszik egyre sötétebbek vannak
  • with all due respect, JOE McELDERRY SINGS BETTER this song!!!!!!!
  • q putada es esta
  • @Konilemel1 missclick dude
  • Ik ben 84, 160, 103
  • Looks like Hugo Chávez made the whole country watch this video.
  • i like this song and im a spanish boy lol
  • the dancing bear!
  • eu adoro vc vanessa hudgens
  • must see rocopera shake the city@utube.com!!
  • Anyone Sub me or watch my vids!
  • BETS KEVIN
  • this music is worst then hearing Hilary talk shit.
  • @bghavelock B/S miley cirus is just a huge marketing scam for disney let alone using her fortune and fame from her father she's becoming a high class teen slut and on top of that being an irresponsible role model for the children of today. Wearing shorts that can basically replace ur damn panties, acting all slutish on the camera, nudity infront of dozens of cameras, yeah um ok sure thats 1 hell of a way to up bring our youth of today. and why the hell do you think the TV is named the idiot box?
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  • @zezimaking it's from the movie 8 mile and the song's title is "lose urself"
  • she`s a very good singer and i like here song
  • A D D MEEEEEEEEE New singer pls support x
  • @arik1951 um shes 6 and has small lungs at the time give her 6 more years and shes amazing.
  • @iMely33 He produced It
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  • sooo hamma
  • Yay! 81,283,469th viewer! lol love you joe!
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  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • @fochoa93 The winner also got £100,000 in prize money.
  • Fuck this
  • good song and insanely awesome video :D
  • nice
  • the eyebrows make it that much better XD
  • thumbs up if you fuck her anyday damn she is too hot
  • the song popular because its rihanna and it hot fuck you haters
  • he sounds lyk he has a bad caugh
  • ....................................WTF
  • seriously fuck WMG
  • SO true. this song has such a good meaning. too many girls let themselves get treated like shit by boys. I know it's not like you want to, but with all the jerks out there, sometimes it's hard to remember that there's good ones out there and that better treatment is possible. "I don't wanna be into you, if you don't treat me the right way. I can only start seeing you if you can make my heart feel safe."
  • love this!
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  • zajebista piosenka ale juz stara ;DD ale dalej fajna jest ;D
  • KATE MARRY ME!!!!!
  • ok......who the fuck is beiber?
  • Jamarcus Russel.
  • THIS FUCKING SUCKS BIG TIME MILEY GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!
  • ewwww you have seen her naked thats gross
  • i think by the way the jonas brothers dress they are gay! homos! why do they wear tight jeans and gay baggy tops?!?
  • @darkslayer1391 You know what else sucks? That you bothered to click this video and yet, you hate their music. That reaaaaally sucks :)
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  • NIRVANA!
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • 1.Pause the Video. 2.Hold Left Arrow Key for 5 Seconds 3.You will be able to play SNAKE on Youtube.
  • OW MY GOD,142.854.615!! i can't believe.... puta que pariu, ela se garantiu demais agora!!
  • google mp3ify to rip this song from youtube.
  • @Superpeach09 , Idk . Some can not like it,like I can like it and I understand it, everybody is different and has different thoughts its not my problem huh. But its a very ncool n nice song, the music baclkrground is very realexing and comefortable. shakira's voice in it very soft and nice and add touch. So i'm thanking for shakira.'<3 Thumbs up!
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  • @monoqoque And you are one of them. LOL!
  • She's really pretty with straight hair!!!:)
  • If you compare this to things countries have produced and/or heavily publicized in the past, it looks VERY MUCH like propaganda.
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  • Great music thanks for the smile
  • @highvoltageize the video also!
  • @DarknessDragoonRose jb is beast whats wrong wit u?
  • i don't like her so much but this song really great :)
  • i need you like a heart needs a beat but its nothing new
  • Thumbs up if you watched this to see girls dance! =)
  • How on Earth did this chick get over 90 million views? UNDESERVED LUCK.
  • why are these videos in Germany blocked? Shit Musicindustry!
  • She was out of tune again and again . only the sound mix hide it partially . the king is naked .
  • SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI SUCHI
  • does she really have a butt chin?
  • @TheFootballFrog apparently, justin bieber's music video baby has 267,295,666 viewers -.-' That's a bit shocking.no offense anyone.
  • Very funny!!!!
  • big rob is hawt ;)
  • i love that song and who needs a girl friend if so text me in mail xx
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  • they are so cute kevin looks adorablend all three are super cuties.<3000
  • This song gets on my nerves
  • Wow. I wasn't sure if he sounded like a sophisticated Brit or Forrest Gump.
  • awesome dane moves funny too
  • @MeGaMSnFrEaK i agree :)
  • WASTE OF BANDWIDTH
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  • holy shit 214 817 675
  • Okay so I speak Spanish, and I watched the whole thing. I understood what they said, but I don't get it. What's the message, or what's the purpose? I'm confused.
  • @xcjxcjx cause u are fucken prick, shut off ur stupid face! I opened it for free, u'll die, SLOWLY !!!!!!!
  • For this song , there is a second video i think. There they sit in the studio. Someone who agree ?
  • 17.706 persons were about to like the video but they jizzed in their pants and miss :/
  • There are more Mensa events coming up on Staten Island; thankfully, they will be Troll-Free Zones.
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  • i lov this song :)
  • I THINK SHE IS MAD
  • "Evolution of dance songs" my playlist of songs from this show. Enjoy :)
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  • @JohnnieGarner her 2010 vids her voice is horrible
  • very good
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  • hhee PLING PLONG XDD hehe
  • 1.Pause the Video. 2.Hold Left Arrow Key for 5 Seconds 3.You will be able to play SNAKE on Youtube.
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  • @ProSSara1 nice :D Thanks.
  • I'm in love with this video. This video is the BEST video I have ever seen in my life.
  • i always get goosebumps from start to end
  • wow justin bieber is soo gay!!!!!!!!!! 8127947983749 thumbs down
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • what's with the dialogue? O.o
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  • this song is so but kinda well offensive im hot the guys hot but the girl is mean ur cold
  • @himypiedie We will see, but from what I can see, Connie is likely to be a singer of historic proportions. She constantly gets better and she is not only very pretty, but is very nice and of extremely strong character.
  • 1.03 sounds like de Disney figure (i dont remember the name)
  • I think she sucked :/
  • @461jake cum
  • @slayerrogue of course something's wrong! god won't let us trade justin bieber for michael jackson.
  • @Gator115 i think it is some kind of related to the gohst rider melody, just a guess
  • @mandarin102 here!
  • ALL U HATERS ARE JUST JELOUS! Sure, his music sucks and he is an annoying little bitch but he is so rich and successful and can have his pick of any girl! I wish I was him! U knew u wouldn't like the vid but u decide to spread ur hate anyway... its kinda pathetic
  • @crazylara101 oh my god you are so funny
  • Very, very sad.
  • I wonder if the trolls try to crush and destroy Connie because she is everything they are not, because she has everything they don't have, and because she matters to so many and they matter to no one.
  • ii like more the southpark version :D!!
  • A LOT LIKE ME LADY GAGA
  • 53,150 people are jealous cunts xD
  • @123msax I agree. Miley is hot as hell
  • ADD ME PLEASE NEW SINGER
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  • you are wori gont
  • haha, back when she was sorta normal.
  • @akjgqsdtm LOL PERV
  • The maid of honor is a MAN! xD
  • the reason why this got so many views is that people were curious of what this was due to the title
  • Have to agree on that comment ~ Lady Gaga was much better before all the theatrics, her music is really good but she went way overboard too fast on the glitz and glamour~ her "music" pretty much speaks for itself~
  • 4811 tards missed the like button
  • hey check out my video and comment please :) scottishboy14 thanks.
  • @fredroul you're just desperate for attention.....you try so hard-but you don't succeed. It makes me laugh.
  • Aside from the kids who cannot understand truly artistic expression, the world loves Mama Monster :) So nice to have someone in music that has both originality and talent, two things that have become scarce in a world of Justin Bieber and Ke$ha :)
  • @PurpleCillee No.. That's a GOOD thing!
  • 134 447 512 views ! Omg...
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  • Love Lady Gaga! Going to the show in Pittsburgh;)
  • 100 000 000 views WTF WTF WTF ??????
  • what website
  • @abbyholic If Lady gaga is satanic, then Lucifer does not exists! VIVA GAGA!
  • ez jó
  • @alkiz96 shut up its a good song and a good video to go with it
  • cute..
  • I remember watching this when it had just few hundred views.
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  • Chuck Norris does not approve Gaga so keep an eye out
  • @dasxcminnie ITS RIPPED SHORTS! NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT! ITS JUST A LITTLE STRING.
  • 0:24 Auch ! , that so cute
  • @armaniiscool7 yeah. coz shakira is girl and justin is gay
  • @dreadmaster210 yep totallly i would too!
  • 2:04 IRELAND
  • with all due respect, JOE McELDERRY SINGS BETTER this song!!!!!!!
  • These girls are like 10 years old.. I feel so sorry for them for loosing their "boyfriends"..
  • new Miley video: /watch?v=cMOEbvQSu-I
  • ea ea los jonas! ea ea los jonas! ea ea los jonas!!!!!!!!!!! diios como estos hermosiisiimos angeles estan en la Tiierra...ps eiios se qaiieron del ciielo por qe estan como qiieren!!! los amo son mii viida entera
  • i guess that chris brown hired people to dislike this for him
  • super
  • BUY CHRISTINA AGUILERA - BIONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN AND WATCH HER NW VIDEO TO "YOU LOST ME" EMTOTIONAL AND DEEP!!!!!
  • @Marialauraarancibia its vanilla ice "ice ice baby"
  • how the heck did this vid get so popular?!
  • is it just me or the girl in 0:27 looks like katara in the last airbender?
  • This is so stupid i don't understand people these days
  • Dayumm Gurl U Kann Sinq Ill Givee U Props : On Thatt
  • @CheekyMonkey3342 dude justine beaver has a vid with like 262m
  • @lildracula14 exactly!
  • now its 17.706 who know whats humor, or was it the other way O.o
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  • Racist 'tards >:(
  • this song is better than porn
  • very nice :)
  • Estamos mas cerca. A 1,443,406 visitas del video Girlfriend de Avril Lavigne.
  • WATCH my video "LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE" :)
  • hoy hare pocos comentarios xDDD, pero muchas reproducciones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • i love your voice miley
  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! SHUT UP BABY by CARDONA
  • Lol. She'll be the next Miley Cyrus.
  • @paulback89 u can hate on da video, but wtf is ur problem callin us spics u dumb fuk? how fukin useless to say dat! man get the fuk off youtube and grow sum fukin balls u keyboard warrior XD and dont bother talkin bak cuz u jus got yo ass blocked! =D
  • 148 million views. HOLY FUCK!
  • hahahaha hoehoehoe Charlieeeee :D
  • OMJ STOP BEING SOOO MEAN TO THE JONAS BROTHERS JUST GO OFF AND WATCH YER VIDEOS AND LET US FANS WATCH OURS
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • Brand New Can't Be Tamed Music Video Spoof On My Channel :)
  • My friends laughed so hard they.... JIZZED IN THEIR PANTS!
  • this's HILARIOUS....lols :)
  • You should upload this and all the others on your new channel thumbs up if you agree.
  • @thedani113 she was casual??? no offense but look at her oldest music video... all she is doing is flaunting her body. so get the facts right
  • Thumbs up if your deciding if your going to click on the "Don't Click Here" sign or not.
  • @thapogge ewwwww yur disgusting
  • what is jizz
  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY by CARDONA
  • You gotta be quite popular if you beat "hahaha"
  • GO GO SHAKIRA!!!
  • we justin bieber haters have right to criticize Justin Bieber's music. It's called freedom of expression. I can criticize Justin Bieber's songs and lyrics just like I can criticize ANYONE in the music industry. People have a RIGHT to criticize anyone and anything in the entertainment industry. We have the right to criticize music, TV shows, movies, actors, singers, etc. THUMBS UPP IF YOU AGREE!
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • 84,168,898, mny number :D
  • awsome song miley
  • okai ?
  • @staci662 I found all her OFFICIAL cell tones @ bit .ly/ayesaD
  • I speak spanish N WTF is this....how the fuck does this get 100000000 views.......WTF
  • Time when Gaga was best and not ugly
  • @quantana927 this comment confirms my dislike for you.(:
  • bush
  • I Love This Song.
  • This reminds me, is border control taking volunteers?
  • you bitch delete this video
  • this is song is shit and the video is wierd
  • @Theeyeofsaruman dream on xD justin bieber is the best (L)
  • I hoped that the bottle blew up with her.
  • watch?v=5iiHQ0dv6NI
  • simply "geil" (german for "awesome") 5 thumbs up
  • colio :PP
  • 1:55-1:57 is fav part
  • @ZappaVive So you think they're cute? ...and why are you watching this then? You mean you're part of the "people gay" and "gay guys" who like them?
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  • @adeptishish its funny xD
  • with all due respect, JOE McELDERRY SINGS BETTER this song!!!!!!!
  • thumbs up for shane dawson
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  • simon was tryina hold back saying "awww" the whole time
  • i honestly didnt know there were 200 million pre teen girl fans of this fag
  • LOL @ the face me makes xP
  • Dang!!!
  • @mariesveryyclumsyy fAIL
  • sounds and looks like CHER in this video...
  • i love her hair in this video :)
  • @joley18 u are so right me and my aunty kept o n laughing and laughing!
  • thumbs up if chuck norris did this all by him self
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  • If you like this vid, you're welcome to check out 'GAGA CHICKS' vid too....please enjoy.
  • Wuh...? lol
  • 1:23 OMG --- The best moment!!! :D
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  • No, I don't want you. Especially YOU!
  • im calling for an S.O.S cuz i just heard the first 10 seconds and my ears started to bleed
  • This song will never ever ever ever Die !!!
  • 84,168,898 dang
  • I want my 25 seconds back
  • SHAKIRA SOS LA MEJOR
  • wank bank material
  • @ladamurni 這跟漂亮應該沒什麼關係吧=_= 重點是這個影片我完全不知道他在表達什麼... 一直那邊憂喜憂喜....
  • Tht baby is adorable! Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha can't stop laughing!! :o
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  • @xoxKatieBaileyxox not really.. :)
  • @Akantos02 me too
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  • I hope this beats Justin Bieber :D
  • This is hilarious
  • 242605 people missed the dislike button!
  • That's wierd
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  • @superelsacat wow i didnt even catch that until i saw your comment
  • @nickmeg12 yup the people these days are just wrong...
  • great song shakira!
  • I know people hate him, I also kind of do to, but be honest wouldn't u love to be him! He get so many hot ass girls! Especially the one in the silver bikini!!
  • Dumb bitch I hope she gets hit by a car and can never sing again.
  • great song. love it. D:
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  • @LacyLeda - lol me too! God that sounds weird coz I;m a girl...
  • Forget the queen please, go to my house and sing me lullabies!! xD
  • Cute baby!!!
  • Oh my god it's not even funny
  • LOS AMO jONAS
  • Wtf was that all about
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  • @norcallatino i talk like that because people like idropjewsonu-great name by the way queer- say things like faggot ass white crackers. definately not living in a buble. i know all too well bout shit going on in the world.
  • seriously,dont call me a hater but, RIHANNA SUCKS BIG TIME. i mean, this doesnt make any sense! i mean, why are songs lately about sex,fuck,drunks, and all the other crap that dont make sense? doesnt she know little kids watch this without no one knowing? the result will be RAPING,SEX,DRINKING, BLAH BLAH. look, the old rihanna is better. she was casual, but now, a piece of flirty crap. weather u likers like it or not, i do and will hate the new rihanna forever and always. peace out.
  • Wait wait WAIT! The winner gets to see the Queen? Oh goodness gracious they get to see the powerless figurehead of a government system that has all but died since the advent of democracy? I don't see the appeal -.-' The girl sung well though! :D
  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! HORNY BOY by CARDONA
  • Pitbull is a talentless idiot.
  • @Reeedcheecks , Whoa! Strong words! Sorry for the late reply/posting, was invited out for dinner bcos I volunteered for some charity work! Brainwash - at least I get to choose the ideology to be brainwashed by. Whats your concern about whether Lady Gaga gives a shit about her fans! As long as we her fans know its all that matters! Looks like u may not have loyal friends from the way u talk/post! Can't get the worm out of your ear, see an ENT surgeon! (ear,nose n throat) VIVA GAGA! GO MONSTERS!
  • this sogn is beautiful/very beautiful<3
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • he doesn't mind a good laugh does he?
  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! HORNY BOY by CARDONA
  • @brayo85: If all you respect is the money they make, try AC/DC. They currently hold the world record for the most concert tickets EVER sold by a band. -MM (and they sound a lot better then JB)
  • Yup. This just reconfirms my dislike for her.
  • hahahhahhah i can't stop laughing!!!!!she's such a dumbass here!!!!!thumbs up if u think this vid id soooo stupid and pointless
  • its very too late
  • <---CLICK.... nice :D ... for CZ ... or next
  • i went downstairs a min. ago nd as a was walking down the stairs,,,,i jizzed in mi pants... lmfao..!
  • 1:10 WYCLEF JEAN XD
  • This was funny and entertaining. :)
  • now its 4810 it is one of the worst shakira's video..!! though song is hummable...
  • <3 this song so funny xx
  • im a new singer pls ADD ME n support x
  • who thinks this video should thumps up every video on you tube
  • people that vote and likes jonas brothers hates justin bieber..
  • ummm what happened to the guy at the end?
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  • Good job, Baby
  • This Is A Really Good Song She Is A Really Good Singer After What Happend With Her And Chris Brown.
  • @Leichtzumerken netter name :D
  • why is this song so fuckin popular?
  • @ RupertGriz -- You belong in a psychiatric hospital.
  • @luckyspaz404 no one can fight with chuck.Whoever looks chuck directly in the eye shivers instantly
  • Harry potter Harry potter ohhhhh
  • Okay I know everyone is supposed to hate these guys but BAHAHAHHAA THIS IS SO AWESOME At least they're not taking themselves too seriously. :D
  • @AwfulMetal You're lying. Joe Jonas never had testicles to begin with.
  • the gals r all bitch
  • if u hate bieber join the anti bieber movement
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  • me encanto!
  • I wonder how he's gunna feel when he looks back at dis vid when he's older haha
  • she cant sing for shit stupid bitch
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  • wtf are all those haters doing here? go get a pizza and listen to music you like you also can get a cookie? im not a fan and not a hater.
  • Watch the removed video Falcon Thrust who got over 200k in one day here ---> /watch?v=ddwBsfUFGOI
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  • YOU SUCK!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
  • @netablabla1 What's so sad then? :L
  • messed up
  • i lov esta canción:)
  • Fantastiskt!!!
  • This song still gets caught in my head
  • Jonas Brothers=Ainda mais rabetas que no anterior!!!!!! (rabetas: gays)
  • K curaaa
  • Rihanna and Alicia Keys the are nr. 1 so cool ....Take care
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  • @akjgqsdtm Ewww you perv.
  • :| I've never seen more douchebags and asshats in such a long time. If you don't like the video, you don't have to watch it, or comment.
  • she is very pretty!!!
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  • LOL!
  • @DESLeuth wtf, ik 84,160,104, maar er zijn al meerdere reacties
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  • If only people put her age aside and realized she isnt as good as half the other people but that may just be the sound quality of the video :/
  • @jenna11012 She was so good u just can't understand.
  • I'm 84,168,898
  • love this song xx
  • Cant believe she's getting married to that douche russel brand! Bastard!
  • um.... lol
  • @akl500 dislike is part of commenting.Get on with it.We heard it once,didn't like,and commented to give our opinion.But if someone keeps on posting comments that he dislikes a video,ok,that's trolling and feel free to swear him.But please,don't tell us that we have no life because we stated that we dislike your favourite band's song.
  • Fantastic! Great!. Marvellous! Unique! By the way of music I want to show you what musicians of Brazil and Argentina and Paraguay are doing in folklore music with a accordion and other musical instruments. If you want, please search for these 3 videos, really interesting, special and awesome: - Voninho e Marcelo - Tio Mederico- Dvd Os Serranos 40 anos- Sempre Gaúchos - CHANGO SPASIUK EN FORMOSA KILOMETRO 11 -10/10/2009 (4) - FLAMINIO ARZAMENDIA "KUARAHY RESE"
  • great song :-) over 132 milions views. nice
  • @KillilluZo it's not her duty to be the role model for young girls. for gods sake, she has 22 years and is in top 10 most successful musicians of all time. atop of all that she should watch her behavior? no.
  • Awesomeeeeeeee =)))))))))))))))
  • silence... I kill you !
  • Dude refresh the page every few minutes this vid is overflowing with comments
  • SNAPE, HARRY, SNAPE, HARRY, SNAPE , HARRY........
  • I only just found out that Daniel Radcliffe is recreating this with the entire cast for CHARITY! THATS AMAZING!!
  • what does jizz in your pants mean???
  • @66jeanie66 it doesn't work because i have read over 7 of them and nothing has happened! so shut your trap!
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  • awesome ! love it <3
  • @SammyandAnne listen to the original year 3000 by busted, its a lot better.
  • JeeZz..
  • Watch the removed video Falcon Thrust who got over 200k in one day here ---> /watch?v=ddwBsfUFGOI
  • @jhazzkulet19 That's because SHE IS KATARA! Well, the actress who portrays her role
  • @akjgqsdtm nothing glory here, mister.
  • Nice gonna use this shit video to troll some kiddies.
  • @yecyd10 PUES ESO SI ES VERDAD.. SE HA IDO A LA MIERDA.... JEJEJE... PERO ANIMO... QUE NOSOTROS SOMOS GRANDES YA VAMOS PARA 150 MILLONES VAMOS ANIMO... NOSOTROS AUMENTAMOS EN MAYOR PROPORCION VAMOS!!!
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  • Wtf is this??? I am sooooooo confused..
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  • @omgiheartpie miley cirus is just human marketing, selling her body through videos and music and shows. like you said and agreed, Song makes noooo sense, not to mention she doesn't even LIKE Jay-Z let alone KNEW who he was, in an interview she did she admitted to that. Soooooo???? How dumb is that? only thing i can say is that the song is catchy, but other than that...... no.
  • I'm not very fund of Miley Cyrus; But, i guess this song is pretty good. though iPrefer Oly's version. Thumbs Up (Y)
  • @akjgqsdtm ahaha lol
  • 1 of the songs i only like by her
  • this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • @firegem18 thats called an opinion my friend
  • ...........<3 NEW SONG <3...........<3 NEW SONG <3.......... Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen Miley Cyrus - rocket queen
  • omg that is really funny ha ha ha!!
  • hahahahahahahahahaha
  • it makes me cry :/ lol touching beautiful song<3
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  • omg
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • This dumb beaner should get deported!!!!
  • 1 day ago DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
  • @JustnBieber4Lyf views dont really matter...and king of the world? its just youtube but what the heck! im glad we quit this shit xD dont waste you time replying :) thanks :D
  • @kricsek they r like 13 r 14
  • @iMely33 He produced It
  • me gusta muxo xD
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  • @justinbiebersucksify man....who ever dis guy is,i totally agree 2 him
  • Very sad song
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  • Who couldnt like this song?
  • YOU SUCK!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
  • fuck mexicans
  • singing since 2! OMG, amazing
  • who hasnt seen her named and she kinda looks anerexic web it close to her face
  • @roseheroine I know .__.
  • amazing work of art. LADY | GAGA FOREVER
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  • @himypiedie Right now I don't know if thats a compliment or not. Miley has stired up a lot of controversy lately. We will take it as a compliment.
  • who wouldn't marry katy? shes awesome
  • I heard this song and I thought that the girl was the singer. HIS VOICE IS SOOO GIRLY >:P
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  • thumbs up if you think people say thumbs up to damn much, haha
  • Stop touchin meee!!! I Kill yyyou!!!!
  • THIS SONG SUCKS BALLS
  • I thought she was naked in the thumbnail... I am disappointed now.
  • i was about to like the video but i jizzed in my pants.
  • aw selena :)
  • @1413kuo56 不浪费任何时间,她是一个漂亮的姑娘你不觉得?
  • @RancidAkuma okay, but i'm not arriving at any conclusion that most like him or luv him tho. it's the bottomline that counts for me - Justin Bieber the most viewed of all time - The King of the World #LOL
  • she rock's
  • that alexander guy is kinda cute! but mostly in the beginning!
  • i listend to this song and I... JIZZ.... IN MY PANTS!
  • ljijepe ove kurve
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  • @akjgqsdtm me 2 but she gotta shave her pussy, awugh
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  • when i hear this song i jizz in my pants
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  • @thoraxe313 its hot
  • omg some people are just stupid u say u hate her and stuff well guess what she got 142,854,615 views on this video thx for hating ur making her famous
  • I love their music.
  • haha this is hilarious.soo cute!
  • whats next? JUSTIN BIEBER with the jonas brothers an gossip of them all hagging out at a ga bar!
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  • @JustnBieber4Lyf wtf is a "punktard"???
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  • wtf u fucken gay
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  • aah damn I didn't see DaBBQWizard posted it 2 minutes before me sorry xD
  • @scotsman61 Of course it's a compliment! I don't really check on Miley Cyrus that much, so I don't know what's going on with her. All I know is that she's a famous singer under 18. Oh and the girl in the video has a great voice. And she's only what, 8? Lol. She's headed down a path that might lead to fame.
  • about 93 mil views @@
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  • This song is so much better than I Kissed a Girl
  • I love this song! Please look at my channel pleaseee :D GaGa You awsome!
  • Il a une voix de fille, il a pas lair d'avoir 16 ans et en plus il est gais!!!
  • I think i just jizzed in my pants
  • I'm not a jonas fan but i like this song and year 3000
  • MOST VIEWED VIDEO EVER?
  • I'm sitting here in my boxers covered in cheetos.
  • cute voldy :)
  • Seriously, how did they get so many views. Must be every beaner in the states has seemn it.
  • @PHILLIP7003 um... i thought that line works on Vietnamese not Japanese.
  • @MDIVISIONRULES 0:16 she has a lightening bolt on her face, all arguments against this have been rendered invalid, sir lol
  • WHY PEPOLE WHY 87 mill JUST AND JUSTIN BEAVER 250 mill somthing wrong ??
  • @sirsuchjets LOL and you aint even lying
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  • vou te amar sempre milley..sempre sempre...vou te amar por toda minha vida, você é a musica que vive dentro de mim s2
  • @jjjester123321 -- You should travel more often, you`ll realize that you`ve been living in a bubble. No disrespect, but you sound like an idiot saying things like that.
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  • at 3:18 he jizzes in his pants
  • @TheFootballFrog the first one is justin bieber with one time 266,932,627 vues !
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  • haha Charlie and Alan from 2 and a half men :DDDDD
  • Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasassssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it awesome video
  • @kricsek ROFL xD
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  • anyone else think tht the gurl at 1:23... IS A FUCKING GODESS!?AKA PERFECT!?...thumbz up if u do
  • FUCK OFF CHARLIE
  • Wow how this kid get famous he just got famous randomly he doesn't desreve to be famous cause other other people Worked there ass off to become famous and justin bieber hasn't got through puperty
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  • jestem fanką miley cyrus
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  • WOW I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 21 MILLION VEIWS
  • this gurl sucks!! im way hotter than her!! if you are a hot guy and you want to have cyber sex with me...just comment me on my channel...im willing to do it with you...ill see you there hot guys...im doing cam to cam so if you wanna have fun with me just comment me on there
  • @omgiheartpie well miley is hot but stupid
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  • omg i looked at a hot chik and i shook her hand!
  • People saying this was back when GaGa was ordinary clearly do not understand her as an artist. Not only in music, but fashion and performance art. I suppose they are sort of right though, here she was ordinary, but now she's extraordinary. ;]
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • @BlueVane..... its comedy have a laugh
  • love this haha fu**kin ha
  • This is just sad...
  • love those things in her hair!! where can i get one of those!!!???
  • i just loooove how they wear short shorts.... or custom short shorts by cutting themselves...... slutty girls i swear. It's not pretty, its a pick up call or prison bait... Put on some shorts that cover your damn theighs! exposing way to much cloths. God disney are not only racist but dumb asses.... shesh.
  • wooow 92 million vieuw lol
  • nice girls
  • tell me the scene at 2:18 wont end sexy lol
  • It's really funny and ahmed is the best
  • am i the only one who realizes 3/4 of these comments are about kissing or touching miley??? pervs!
  • Seriously people? I'm a guy and i can't say i'm a big fan of jonas brothers but i honestly think these guys are really talented, and i notice how most people are basically talking shit about every artist in this genre of music these days, if you don't like this kind of music than great but you can't really compare artisst from different genres, they're all talented, so don't talk shit about wat you dont know.
  • at the end of the day it doesn't matter if you have over 20000000 haterz or fans, frankly its what you make out of you b'ness, so if your b'ness is hatin make sure it payz for your meal...!!!!! don hate the playa hate the game you liabilities piece of shitttt(haterz)
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  • this video is amazing, i keep coming back to it!
  • lady gaga suck! drive youre fking head into an jet engine
  • Achmed's right shoulder is broken :) Never saw that before. This viedeo makes me laugh agin and again...
  • i love this :D and: happy birthday harry (:
  • @SupaDupaAwesomeGurl He burned..?
  • STUPITE VIDEO
  • this song beautifu!
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • @Valenunorossi Stupid animals like you can't even handle a gun
  • pwned by voldermort! FTW!
  • how ppl can hit the Dislike botton in this such agood song ?
  • @isabellawooozvsnzam it is one of the worst shakira's video..!! though song is hummable...
  • WTF the first time i saw this had like 300k views
  • love this song (l)
  • ONE word i can say is HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Life is like a bunch o chocolates....lmao!!!!
  • where the hell did pitbull even come from? (got famous out of nowhere lolz) I see he has bad ass chicks and a shit load of video views but his music is still lame to me lmao
  • <3 !!!!!!!!
  • awwwww ... Joe looks sooo cute <3
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  • haha look at charlie so cute and innocent haha i bit your finger...... again!
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  • leuk
  • JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKS BEAVERS
  • and its still AHH hurting nice vid keep it up
  • 84 million.. views, why the helllllllllllll?
  • shes got a penis
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  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
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  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! SHUT UP BABY by CARDONA
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  • she is so ugly!!!
  • i like nick cannon :|
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  • @jailprisoner He produced This song
  • justin bieber is a gay homo but this is like his only good song
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  • Hi Please watch this : Brandy "Warm It Up (with love)" Music Video I don't made this video but she is emotional and people all around the world should see this video !!! (sorry i'm french and my english is not great)
  • HEY YOU!!! TAKE A LOOK! NADA by CARDONA
  • @thoraxe313 dude... get a life. she is growing up. i know, life's tough, get used to it.
  • google mp3ify to rip this song from youtube.
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  • AAAAH AHHH!B OMfG OMFG LOOK OMFG OMFG ITS JUSTIN BEIBER HER IS SO CUTE OMFG AHH AHH!!! AH OMFG *ORGASMS* *SCREAMS REALLY LOUDLY* *PUNCHES COMPUTER SCREEN BECAUSE OF SURPSIE* OMG HES SO CUTE AHH I WANNA FUCK HIM HE MAKES MY PUSSY TINGLE AHH!!! OMFG AHH *DIES*... Seriously you horny 12 year olds, he's only a singer who plays a bit of guitar. Calm down, girls.
  • verry nice clip , music , and miley is .. wonderful
  • bonita me recuerda a mi compañea de trabajo claudia..solo eso...flaquita pero de sonrisa muy bonita..
  • @crazylara101 its hilariouse and adorable....
  • shes so beautiful
  • p u t t a n a?
  • @ilmillion Look, the jonas brothers grow up, they are not teens forever so get over it! One day the jonas brothers is going to have an end, so shut the fuck up, just listen to their music and stop judging them for their looks!
  • it's amazing!! amo mto
  • @461jake white luqiud that comes from your balls
  • funny, nick is the only non asshole in this band
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  • Heh
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  • @akjgqsdtm y me too..::DDDDDDD
  • Great job thanks for the smile
  • whats the name of the song on 2:6 ????
  • @dreadmaster210 hes my brother :L
  • best comments I ever read on youtube, seriously u all made me laugh so much hahaha, well but yea this video is f*ed up :)
  • my boyfriends penis is in my but. we are fags
  • this song is lame at 2:32...
  • He's easy to please. I can imagine him growing up to have a really annoying laugh.
  • does anyone know all the songs to this in order?
  • i wish he was my dad
  • hahaha
  • Pretty Lady Gaga
  • A D D MEEEE New singer x
  • To all those postings which r not for Lady Gaga or her music or her fans, I just want to say that a fan (xxxxcoolgirlxxxx) of Justin Bieber replied me saying that if Gaga posters can shit on them in JB's Baby video, then she can do the same here! Looks like the work of life wreckers! Not Gaga fans in reality. We have had imposters trying to use our names to post ugly shit in JB's Baby mv on youtube! Those r the real low lifers! I don't hate JB, his music just do not appeal to me. VIVA GAGA!
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  • what is that song from eminem or some?
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